Awards Ceremony by Phone

Dear nominees and participants. In light of recent news that DXP may be potentially shutting down their servers for maintenance Saturday at ten o'clock central time phone teleconferencing participation is advocated. The phone call is free to anyone with free long distance and is completely anonymous. No numbers will be given out or taken down. To participate you must dial a call in number listed below and enter a passcode. At that point you will be joined with all other callers in a real-time chat line where everyone may be heard at once. Details below.

Dial-in Phone number
(308)344-6400

Access pin
265100#

*Must include the pound sign (#) after access code.

Any winners that are unable/unwilling to participate in the awards ceremony verbally may return to the "DXP Awards Ceremony" thread on Sunday to "collect" their award. Thank you for your cooperation and again, Good Luck 😉

Shomer Shabbos.

Saturday is Shabbos. Jewish day of rest. Means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!

Posted by walter
Shomer Shabbos.

Saturday is Shabbos. Jewish day of rest. Means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!

DUDE?

your added.

spiritualized, must be. Fucking a dude i love that movie

I don't get this i'm reLLY CONFUSED is this for real?
I mean dude, if this is an April fools then it's kinda
running it's course don't ya think?

I'm ringing that damn number WHO'S WITH ME?

Posted by walter
Shomer Shabbos.

Saturday is Shabbos. Jewish day of rest. Means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!

Do you mean that Saturday is usually the end of Shabbat, like Havdalah or a continuation of Shabbat? Friday is generally the beginning of Shabbat

And I mean, if I'm actually around/not working too heavily on a paper, I can attempt to dial in.

What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man-ha ha!

I would have fucked you in the ass, Sata-day....
....I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo!!!!!! You got a date Wednesday, baby!