@Stihl46
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Birkenstock sandals
Posted by Stihl46
What is with women and their love for Birkenstock sandals they have to be one of the ripest smelling foot wear they can wear. I know women say they are comfy but they also know birks can stink really bad. Women are so self conscious about odors but they wear sandals that produce the strongest malt vinegar smell ever, its make your eyes water smell.I've noticed this summer that women are wearing birks the most common are the gizeh which are the ones that smell the worst.
Like I said most women are grossed out about smells and they are wearing foot wear that creates the worst smell.
Niels don't stink as any expensive footwear!
You have to be super dirty to stink up Birks or Uggs...
I do find Birks extremely uncomfortable and unappealing but I am being honest.
Stink is not Birks quality! Knock offs maybe...
Said you!!! What a surprise!!! ?
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
What do you think of crocs?
I have pair of boots made of it...and a bag...don't use it because I love animals!
I will rather let moth to eat my mink coat than wear it! That how much I love animals...
Geez...drinking at early noon does it to me! Every time!!!!
I need a sting...?
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
What do you think of crocs?Love them!
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How about alligators? I know they are ugly but...yeah! They don't have butts! Ugly!!!
Un-fuk-able...brrr...
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
What do you think of crocs?Love them!
How about alligators? I know they are ugly but...yeah! They don't have butts! Ugly!!!
Un-fuk-able...brrr...
Yeah, no butts, no good
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And no one seen their 'goods'...or they lay eggs?
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
What do you think of crocs?Love them!
How about alligators? I know they are ugly but...yeah! They don't have butts! Ugly!!!
Un-fuk-able...brrr...
Yeah, no butts, no good
And no one seen their 'goods'...or they lay eggs?
I don't know too much about alligator anatomy. I know they lay eggs though
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It's Sunday! Google it! —
My Birks have really floppy tops and it's such a pain to slide into them that I don't
Waste of money
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
What do you think of crocs?Love them!
How about alligators? I know they are ugly but...yeah! They don't have butts! Ugly!!!
Un-fuk-able...brrr...
Yeah, no butts, no good
And no one seen their 'goods'...or they lay eggs?
I don't know too much about alligator anatomy. I know they lay eggs though
It's Sunday! Google it! —
I might...
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Just don't cancel your date for this crap...
Where I'm from, I only see white women wear those sandals. They're ugly as hell to me.
Posted by Wynter
My Birks have really floppy tops and it's such a pain to slide into them that I don'tWaste of money
We have wrong feet!
@DJ —
Posted by mzmee
Where I'm from, I only see white women wear those sandals. They're ugly as hell to me.
It's masochism. Some people into it you know...
yeah they only smell because people constantly wear them and will keep them for like 5 years
because of the quality
Damn those Germans for making high-quality products
Posted by Wynter
My Birks have really floppy tops and it's such a pain to slide into them that I don'tWaste of money
We have wrong feet!
@DJ —
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Yes, wrong feet! They also came one size too large so I wear them with socks in the winter.
My friend laughed at me the first time she saw that 😢
Posted by mzmee
Where I'm from, I only see white women wear those sandals. They're ugly as hell to me.It's masochism. Some people into it you know...
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If you say so. Imma let them have those. And OP has a point, those mfs do look like they stink.
Posted by Wynter
My Birks have really floppy tops and it's such a pain to slide into them that I don'tWaste of money
We have wrong feet!
@DJ —
Yes, wrong feet! They also came one size too large so I wear them with socks in the winter.
My friend laughed at me the first time she saw that 😢
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Haven't you? ?
Posted by mzmee
Where I'm from, I only see white women wear those sandals. They're ugly as hell to me.It's masochism. Some people into it you know...
If you say so. Imma let them have those. And OP has a point, those mfs do look like they stink.
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Ok. They look like orthopedic but stink they aren't!
Birkenstock?
I imagine my nosey ass neighbor whos always peaking through the fence wearing these
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Posted by mzmee
Where I'm from, I only see white women wear those sandals. They're ugly as hell to me.It's masochism. Some people into it you know...
If you say so. Imma let them have those. And OP has a point, those mfs do look like they stink.
Ok. They look like orthopedic but stink they aren't!
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Again, y'all can have them. Ugly ass sandals.
Posted by SpreadLies
Birkenstock?I imagine my nosey ass neighbor whos always peaking through the fence wearing these
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Yet you somehow always see her peeking. Hmmm...
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I would say - dontnlike them - dontnget them!
My case was severe! Friend from Germany came to visit and brought me 2 pairs!!!
What would you do—
Posted by SpreadLies
Birkenstock?I imagine my nosey ass neighbor whos always peaking through the fence wearing these
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Yet you somehow always see her peeking. Hmmm...
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It's called being intuitive. Something u probably know nothing about since ur a fucking busybody
Posted by SpreadLies
Birkenstock?I imagine my nosey ass neighbor whos always peaking through the fence wearing these
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Yet you somehow always see her peeking. Hmmm...
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Because when he sees her he is running with something sticking...because he thinks she is bored...so he wants to make her laugh...?
Because why should we give a fuck?
Men have pestered the world with "athlete's" foot forever.
The worst is women wearing flip flops, crocs are not much better, men wearing flip flops is disgusting as well.
No I don't wear sandals or any kind of open shoes guy's feet shouldn't be on display to the world. Some women should follow the same nobody wants to see those claws you call feet.
The other day one of the woman I work with kicked off her work boots and socks all a guy could smell was hot corn chips. With women it sure ranges from strong vinegar to cheesy smell to corn chips. Good thing I was standing by the door there was a breeze.
Like I said Birks seems to be more prevalent, I do see women that are wearing their well broke in ones makes you wonder how many litres of sweat soaked into the cork creating that pungent smell.
Eewww ? I'll never look at them the same
Posted by Wynter
My Birks have really floppy tops and it's such a pain to slide into them that I don'tWaste of money
We have wrong feet!
@DJ —
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Omg!! What do we do now—?
Posted by Stihl46
The worst is women wearing flip flops, crocs are not much better, men wearing flip flops is disgusting as well.No I don't wear sandals or any kind of open shoes guy's feet shouldn't be on display to the world. Some women should follow the same nobody wants to see those claws you call feet.
The other day one of the woman I work with kicked off her work boots and socks all a guy could smell was hot corn chips. With women it sure ranges from strong vinegar to cheesy smell to corn chips. Good thing I was standing by the door there was a breeze.
Like I said Birks seems to be more prevalent, I do see women that are wearing their well broke in ones makes you wonder how many litres of sweat soaked into the cork creating that pungent smell.
ain't nothing wrong with women wearing open shoes to expose their feet. but in all honesty and let's face facts here. men wearing flip flops is just ewww. unless of course you happen to be a cute little gay man with cute feet to match your cuteness. and I've seen those ones wearing flip flops many of times.
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I agree nothing wrong with women wearing open shoes to expose their feet most women have decent looking feet. Its the ones that are good looking you look down their body checking them out get to their feet and its awk you have some ugly looking feet. Guys in flip flops that is plain gross.
Posted by Arielle83
Men in Australia either wear thongs (flip flops) or go barefoot.Shoes are for going out or job interviews or if u go to a pub that you know someone will do a glassing.
The weather in Australia being warm year round I can see guys not wearing shoes.
Not flattering. ?
Posted by Montgomery
Not flattering. ?
Edit: on me. 😛
You know its funny what women will wear it can be stylish shoes but hurt their feet but they gotta wear them because they match the outfit. Then what they find comfy to wear can be hideous and smell strong enough to peal the paint off the walls.
With us guys our shoes are fairly comfortable to wear myself I don't wear shoes that are painful just because they are in style . The only thing I can't wear is cowboy boots my feet are too wide being EE-EEE with plus the fact I wear a size 12.
Ya I'm a guy with a foot fetish I like women's feet not sure why but its been like that for since I was in high school.
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What is with women and their love for Birkenstock sandals they have to be one of the ripest smelling foot wear they can wear. I know women say they are comfy but they also know birks can stink really bad. Women are so self conscious about odors but they wear sandals that produce the strongest malt vinegar smell ever, its make your eyes water smell.
I've noticed this summer that women are wearing birks the most common are the gizeh which are the ones that smell the worst.
Like I said most women are grossed out about smells and they are wearing foot wear that creates the worst smell.