What is the weirdest or most pathetic way you've been hit on??
Creative?? Pick-up-lines
A friend of mine got yelled at across a parking lot "rack city bitch!!!"
She was like whatever happened to "hey, I think you're pretty, can I have your number?" lol she's a leo, so she was all kinds of offended
She was like whatever happened to "hey, I think you're pretty, can I have your number?" lol she's a leo, so she was all kinds of offended
"Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my head all day"
I literally spit my drink out laughing so hard, I think I hurt his feelings
I literally spit my drink out laughing so hard, I think I hurt his feelings
One time this red neck dude told me I have pretty teeth... like straight out of a movie. I was listening closely for banjos
Posted by GetMistedDid you?
I have had my crotch grabbed while at the club and told I was taking her home.
"Will you come home with me tonight?"
No lie,
She was pretty, but didn't want to have my man bits falling off from some unknown disease when I got up in the morning.
No lie,
She was pretty, but didn't want to have my man bits falling off from some unknown disease when I got up in the morning.
Posted by beautifuldiasterItalian??
"I want you. No is not an answer. I saw you and I just knew we had to be together. There is a reason for me to know you"
And yeah, I went on a date with them.
Still friends today.
I had one like that...he was so passionate about me...a perfect stranger at a bar...lol. He was like obnoxiously Guido too, gelled hair, popped collar. Ugh
He comes up to me and basically shouts "OK I'M JUST GONNA SAY IT" and I'm looking around all nervous like oh god please talk quieter...
He says "I had a vision...and you're my future wife."
I just laughed. We did hang out one time but turns out his vision was wrong lol
Posted by Prince_PiscesWow,so subtle
A guy at a bar said he wanted to rape my face. I thought that was rather creative LOL!
Posted by beautifuldiasterLatins! Yeah they're all drama queens hahaPosted by brianafayBrazilian. 🙂Posted by beautifuldiasterItalian??
"I want you. No is not an answer. I saw you and I just knew we had to be together. There is a reason for me to know you"
And yeah, I went on a date with them.
Still friends today.
I had one like that...he was so passionate about me...a perfect stranger at a bar...lol. He was like obnoxiously Guido too, gelled hair, popped collar. Ugh
He comes up to me and basically shouts "OK I'M JUST GONNA SAY IT" and I'm looking around all nervous like oh god please talk quieter...
He says "I had a vision...and you're my future wife."
I just laughed. We did hang out one time but turns out his vision was wrong lol
I tend to prefer the passionate ones.click to expand
Posted by P_AndsPosted by retrogradexyhow you doin?
A sexy smirk is the best pick up line
Sighhhhhh
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Hahahaha stoppppp
My dicks dead can u bury it in your ass?
Do you like whales? Cos there's a hump back at my place.
Do you like whales? Cos there's a hump back at my place.
Posted by The_eleventh_sign_11*clutches pearls*
My dicks dead can u bury it in your ass?
Posted by brianafayUh...he wasnt coming on to her...hahaha
A friend of mine got yelled at across a parking lot "rack city bitch!!!"
She was like whatever happened to "hey, I think you're pretty, can I have your number?" lol she's a leo, so she was all kinds of offended
Posted by beautifuldiasterRAWR. Bet that got your Scorp venus amped up!
"I want you. No is not an answer. I saw you and I just knew we had to be together. There is a reason for me to know you"
And yeah, I went on a date with them.
Still friends today.
Posted by brianafayLol I may start using this onePosted by Prince_PiscesWow,so subtle
A guy at a bar said he wanted to rape my face. I thought that was rather creative LOL!click to expand
At Starbucks, one guy wrote on a napkin:
Date?
Yes - smile
No - backflip
Date?
Yes - smile
No - backflip
Most recently, I was walking through a BIG LOTS and some guy walked past me in an aisle and was like "hi" just a cordial thing. I replied "hi" back as a typical response and kept walking around the corner. Dude freaking follows me and asks what my name is and if I have a boyfriend.
....Be still myheart.
I don't even know where to start, tbh. CLASSY YO.
....Be still myheart.
I don't even know where to start, tbh. CLASSY YO.
...its not so much creative as more wtf territory because of lack of creativity haha.
I did have an older customer tell me to dip my pinkie finger in his coffee to sweeten it up for him. I loled. Best line evar.
I did have an older customer tell me to dip my pinkie finger in his coffee to sweeten it up for him. I loled. Best line evar.
Guy came up behind me, licked the back of my arm from elbow to my shoulder and said..."hey cmon over to my place and I'll towel dry that off" UGH...
what he didn't realize two of my male friends were behind him and escorted him outside. Haven't seen him since.
what he didn't realize two of my male friends were behind him and escorted him outside. Haven't seen him since.
yea..no kidding. You know that clip from Ace Ventura when he realizes the chick that kissed him is a guy, goes home, showers, plunges his mouth etc....? I couldn't get outta there fast enough. DISGUSTING..
Posted by HuldraSome people find dolphins very sensual apparently...there was a few stories of people have sexual relationships with them........ :/Posted by brianafay"That dolphin sure looks good, but you look even better" - my Scorpio stellium one night stand after we took pics swimming with dolphins in Cancun
What is the weirdest or most pathetic way you've been hit on??
#NoWordsclick to expand
Ive posted this before. ..
He said I looked great or something, to which I said yeah?
He said yeah, all the men want you... and most of the women.
5th house sun conjunct Pluto.
We dated for years.
He said I looked great or something, to which I said yeah?
He said yeah, all the men want you... and most of the women.
5th house sun conjunct Pluto.
We dated for years.
Posted by P_AndsPosted by retrogradexyhow you doin?
A sexy smirk is the best pick up line
Sighhhhhh
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LOL
I was just looking for this pic to offer BI's replacement on the crab board... and here it is.
I was on the bus and these two guys started brawling. After dude beats the other's ass he comes over and says, "I can be a better man for you."
I almost said yes
Posted by blackphaseYou can have watersports without the sexual act.
I once had a guy ask if he could urinate on me. Nothing sexual he said.. just wanted to piss on me..
lmao @ deadpan expression on "you're back"
criticizing as a pick-up line...a virgo dude mastered it.
i was playing table tennis and this guy on the sidelines would not shut up about how badly I played.
I got pissed off "Sorry, do we have a problem here?"
"You're atrocious"
I flung my paddle at him, he just picked it up and laughed "well at least now you won't make a spectacle of yourself"
I couldn't help but start laughing and we took it from there.
i was playing table tennis and this guy on the sidelines would not shut up about how badly I played.
I got pissed off "Sorry, do we have a problem here?"
"You're atrocious"
I flung my paddle at him, he just picked it up and laughed "well at least now you won't make a spectacle of yourself"
I couldn't help but start laughing and we took it from there.
Aww!! I love that elliebean
"I'm not Asian but I'll still eat your cat"
Dying!!!
Dying!!!
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