DEBUT

That thing you did for the 1st time, happened for the 1st time- how did you feel? This is inspired by a friend of mine, she is flying for the 1st time and she cant shut up about it, lol. Just shut up! Im envious of her cause ive never been in a plane myself, but thats about to change- im going to cape town in december (flying) to climb the table mountain, for the 1st damn time! This got me thinking about other 1st timers in my life. 1st time i got a paycheck- i didnt even have a bed at the time, was sleeping on the floor, so when i got the sms notification from my bank i was euphoric- i did a dance! 1st time having sex, total disaster, i didnt know what to do, AND I COULDNT EVEN LOOK AT THE GUY AFTER, AVOIDED HIM FOR TWO WEEKS! Lmao. 1st time giving birth- thought i was dying, i kept shoving myself in a corner in a belief that it would ease the pain- they tied me up! Thats a one hit wonder, NEVER AGAIN.

Oh, how i would love to erase from my memory the sex one and the birth one. So embarrassing. I probably looked like jesus on a cross to the guy, i didnt know what to do with my hands, i didnt wanna touch him so i laid there with arms outstretched- son of god! Lmao. I know i sounded terrible at the maternity ward, all i needed was a couple of gold chains and ppl would have mistaken me for a rapper- the way i was swearing! I was in too much pain, lol.

I remember the doctor who was attending me at the birth ward, a little indian man, poor guy didnt know how to calm me down and i called him every name in the book. Called him a fucking pervert for sticking his fingers down there, to check my dilation. There was a stage when i felt like doing no.2 and they wouldnt let me go to the toilet, oh my god, that did it for me- i went psycho! They had to tie me down then, lol. How dare they tell me to shit where i lay. I wish memory loss on myself for that day, what a nightmare! Unbelievable! I sent them flowers after, lol.

Capgirl, whats hellp syndrome? About the birth thing, i know hey-some of us could only be stars once, lol

First times?

Sex: had to ask if the guy was in (I'm sure that was a GREAT ego boost for him).
Baby: I was screaming "I don't want to have a baby", they told be to quiet down, I was scaring the other women in the maternity ward LOL (1st time I looked at her I was in love 🙂)
Speech class in college was a killer for me - 1st presentation I think I ever made, couldn't get through 30 seconds, ran out of the room in tears.

THE HOT BURNING FEELING IN MY SIDE
AT FIRST IT DID NOT REGESTER
FOR IT SEEMED FOREVER THEIR WAS NO PAIN
THEN THE PAIN
THEN THE BLOOD
I JUST HAD TO KEEP GOING
I NEW IF I DID I WOULD GET BACK
I WAS LUCKY
SOME DIDN'T

1st serious job interview/portfolio review- Literally fainted.lol hahaha Ugh My God 😄!

Posted by PotHeadVirgo22

Posted by RoseTheTaurus
1st serious job interview/portfolio review- Literally fainted.lol hahaha Ugh My God 😄!

Did you get the job?

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Hell no! lol

+ignores all others+ 25thDecan, someone here mentioned +oral oficiando+ and im curious, do you consider yourself one since u play those instruments? Thats hot btw.

Im staring, oh, my god. Lmao

Decan, forget the glass (its only a few sips worth), how about a vintage bottle of great wine, like that? Lets not talk about taurus, tell me about the aqua.

Toothy grin @ all of it. Haha

Next time u should try a stronger kind of girl, one who would leave u exhausted. Ever read traits of certain mars signs? You could start with scorpio for starters. Lol, im being terrible. Oup of curiousity and envy, what did she get?

I saw your placements and i really thought u had some scorp in you, 8th house planets by any chance?

Decan, u dont know? First tell me what you DO know. And i cant pm, my messaging thingy doesnt function, it loads forever without opening- i cant wait around for that. Btw we share the same ascendant and im sure you are familiar with its impatience, lol. Another time..