Did Parallax Kill OBONE

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Perhaps he is hiding his face from us in shame, He is froze in place and can't get to the boards. The artic night can be tough,

Aw Paralax, say it isnt so? please say it isnt so?

There's not the blood of a cold hearted killer lurking inside you buddy, Now is there?? I can turn to go and not give it a second thought, right?

Parralax old pal, old buddy! Say something, talk to me?? My knees are startin to shake a little there from all the quiet.

Oh come on now TW stop gettin yourself all worked up like this. Its all in your head I tell Ya. Not an ounce of truth to any of it. Well now see how silly your being, right?

TW2 walks away mumbling to herself and rubbing her head. Yea just silly thats all, my good old pal and buddy would never do anything like that at all.

Still lost in though TW2 doesnt see the shadow that has been keeping pace with her step for step. Or the shadow above the sinister figure that resembles an arm holding a large knife just over her head.

And just who is the unamed shadow lurking so close behind? Surely not our beloved Parallax.

But who then, who could it be? Only the shadow knows!

Tune in tomorrow for the conclusion for: DUN DUN DUN-The Shadow Knows.

LOL, just fooling around guys-but no really there was a program that was like that we watched, when I was a kid here in california.

It was called DARK SHADOWS! though. Well anyone want to pick up the story from here and run with it.

Sorry not trying to pick on you Parallax, we are still good buds-right arnt we? old buddy, old pal?

Camera pans to worried look on TW2's face as everything slowly fades to black!

Oh now I'm scaring myself, man what a sissy I am.

See ya on the other stops here in Duncanville

dOES HE STALK THE BOARDS AT NIGHT LOOKING FOR HIS NEXT VICTEM?

Just to let you know Jake and Parallex the latest on Q-bone.....I had a sms text from him only yesterday......Our Q-guy is out of his country at the moment (I presume on business!!!!) and says he can't get to the board........he misses you all big time!!!
A x

DAM! he got away.

IM old and Its just you.

J Childs, B Crocker, now that was cooking babes real hot stuffing, both carred huge cantalopes,

I will giver points for the edibles

lol, man I am still rolling on the floor laughing. how do you come up with all the funny stuff to write about??

Hope Q-bone can get back soon so he can join us in some christmas cheer. It's egg nog with a little brandy all the way for me. I have not had a drink in over two years, its gonna be interesting.

OLD JAKE: (secret note 4 U)
About the stalking thing, keep it under raps. But yea the skuttlebutt is that he does go hunting at night here in Duncan ville. He is very very cleaver, and has the ability to change how he looks completely. So you never know its him until it is to late!!! Sooooo! Lock your computers up tight so he can get in through a back door, or else your a gonner.

oops! So he can not get in. Sorry for the mistake.

Sweet-p has the right idea! Run for the light, Run for the light. He works in the shadows remember, light messes up his whole gig, can't do a thing in it. So remember wear your flashlights, ya know the ones that strap on your head. He will shy away from the light. Its the only thing that works, so gear up gang and be safe.

Egg Nog add Irish cream some say its to sweet but It will put the pounds on.

Ohhh there's a thought now! Bug Zapper, well gotta have good breaks thats all I can say. If not I guess your toast.

I sure got a good laugh out of that one Parallax. Here's why, we have a bug zapper that is shaped like a tennis racket. The strings are wire, and a jolt goes through them from two AA batteries. (pretty darn good zap to) On the handle it says "Get on your knees and beg" with little ants all over it.

Well the first time I saw it I shot my boyfriend a questioning look. And asked Just what exactly is this used for, and what do you intend to do with it??

He let me know it was for buggs, boy was I relieved. I told him that it was a little to much on the S & M side of things for me. And that it would be mean if used to spank anyone.

Well as sweet-P would say "Run from the light, Run from the light"!

Great twist on things Parallax, gotta love it.
TW2

Yo... Oldjoke..!!
No power in this universe can kill me.. Let alone para"lame" what is your excuses..??
ME is BACK? Battle ON..!!
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Thank you lady Alana to get my message across?!! I really missed you guys.. "even the loosers"..!!
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Oh well not this Obone person is going to be very interesting indeed.

By the by a big hellooooo.... to you Obone. Let me introduce myself! I am Twinflame2 and have been kicking around the boards for a few months now. Looking forward to getting to know you better with your sharp toungue and wit.

So He Be Back-look out cause here he comes! Jump out there big and bad or not at all has always been my motto, works for me anyway.

TW2

Darn it I meant "Oh well now thie Obone person" etc, etc! sorry my finger must have slipped.

damn I did it again, gotta go do some finger excercises I guess, lol.

Hi TW2
Hehe...don't worry about "typos".. I am the king of typos.....🙂
And .. thank you for the warm welcome? I'll promise to behave lovely lady..🙂
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