Do you ever wonder who was the first?

Like who decided to try a mushroom, or a tried to swim.

So, I was thinking ... who one day look at a pussy and decided ... I think I'll lick it and see what happens. 😄

Seriously .... literally speaking, oral sex is kind of disgusting when thought about, so whomever decided to try it was a pretty disgusting person .. but, hey Mikey, they liked it.

Sort of like a dog .. he likes it so much he does it all the time.

you know i was never into it for a long time till i dated someone who made me realize everyone else had been doing it wrong.

Where the Bible says Abram was the first, I always wondered how the first circumcision went.

And then I wonder how guy #1 convinced all the other guys to lop skin off of their penis.

And then I wonder who was the genius that thought hey, if men can do it, so can women.

And - wonder if in the beginning female circumcision meant removal of the hood or if from the very beginning they lopped off the entire clitoris? Maybe it started because homophobic men saw the clitoris as a defect...an anomaly? I mean it is a lil penis. Maybe they thought it was like having a 6th toe or something and they thought cutting it off made women "normal?"

And that makes me think of eunuchs. Doesn't make economic sense to keep enslaved men from breeding by cutting off their wee. I mean more slave babies would be ideal but I suppose it's a pretty effective but slow means to enact genocide.

@PP - Fed them to animals first?

I wonder more about things like tripe, cheese (mold), caviar, cinnamon (bark)...

Cheese and mold ... yeah me too.

Who was brave enough to eat it first?

A different topic .. I remember watching a TV show about roller coasters, and when they were first invented and tried. They kept breaking peoples necks, and so they had to keep finding people to try the new and improved model, and kept doing it until it stopped breaking peoples necks.

I mean ... what sales pitch did they give people to get them to try it after the first 5 failed attempts?

same topic .... geez

It's because I get so tired of stupid threads all the time that I have to make good ones to talk about or I lose my mind.

I get so tired .......

"He likes me I know he does because he has grass in his garden and so do I ... so now what do I do? He hasn't told me he loves me but I know he does because why else would he have grass on the ground just like mine."

or

"He refuses to talk to me, so I text, call and email him like 20 million times a day .... no matter how many times I show him I'm interested he ignores me and makes me cry. I love him so much, he's a great guy. Can someone tell me what I need to say to him because I cannot help myself from calling him, so I need a new approach to get him to love me."

or

"I have a friend that I fuck, and I get him to take me on a date, I can't get him to do anything except fuck, and I want him to respect me. What should I do? Should I change positions? Maybe doggy style ?"

*** can't

I can't get him to take me on dates

tsk,lol

"He likes me I know he does because he has grass in his garden and so do I ... so now what do I do? He hasn't told me he loves me but I know he does because why else would he have grass on the ground just like mine."

Lol.

I always wonder what people will come up with next. Like what will the next latest piece of technology be. I still find it mind boggling to think that there was a time I didn't have a mobile phone or a PC.

I wonder what the world will be like in 100 years time.

Seriously, penises are kind of ... well, not really attractive ... but, somebody decided to try it.

Maybe Adam and Eve ... maybe Eve ate the apple to get that salty taste of her mouth? Because, I'm sure they didn't have mints in the garden.

Posted by P-Angel

I get so tired .......

"He refuses to talk to me, so I text, call and email him like 20 million times a day .... no matter how many times I show him I'm interested he ignores me and makes me cry. I love him so much, he's a great guy. Can someone tell me what I need to say to him because I cannot help myself from calling him, so I need a new approach to get him to love me."

I hear ya...

Vaginas are uglier than wees imho. If I were a man I'd totally be gay.

Giving oral sex is pleasurable because of the pleasure it gives. Love watching a man sucCUMb.