Do you guys wipe?

We all know women wipe their vajayjays after going to the ladies room, but do guys wipe too? To me it's been a common practice since I was like 15. I just don't like the sensation of those last few drops spilling in my pants, despite shaking the snake. So I always shake and suqeeze my tube for those last drops and then I just seal the deal by wiping with paper. No yellow stains here.... and few guys would like to admit to it, but ask your mothers, girlfriends, wives or whoever does your laundry: men are notorious stainers! And I'm not talking about semen either.. 😉

And there you have it. I finally made one of those stupid guys-threads about bodily fluids.

I have hired a personal penile hand dryer. Its like a mobile car wash for my dingaling.
I ring a bell after urniating and he comes in tuxedo and all.

How lovely. Perhaps you could make a bundled deal for a lower rate and get the combination Fluffer/Dabber Combo.

shaking the snake causes drops to fly

if you are going to be worried about drops, then worry about them all ... i'd rather spray stain remover on my mans undershorts before washing than have to wipe up piss that was flung on the bathroom walls

If I was a guy I would wring mine out like a hand towel, and hang it up to dry.

@ P-Angel: Well that's true... I don't actually shake I just "wring mine out" (as someone so lovingly referred to it) and wipe. lol

It just seems like no matter how much roll i use, there's always a bit of brown.