Don't mean shit but...

I used to hate Dominos pizza. It tasted like cardboard. It was the most flavorless crap EVAH! I never could understand why anyone would order it.

Their breadsticks on the other hand...AWESOME! Unlike PizzaHut whose breadsticks were like bricks, Dominos were soft, cheesy and oh-so-good.

Anyhoo, I ordered Dominos PIZZA...with extra cheese, extra marinara and extra meat and lo and behold, it's fucking AWESOME! Who'd a thunk it? All these years my stubborn bias prohibited me from enjoying the carbo-goodness that is Pizza and now I sit and wait. I wait for the delivery man for he will bring the climax to buzz.

Granted, I was told not to order it until "later," but I shall not bow down to the demands of a man...

Ahhh, I'm such an unreasonable bitch, but pepperoni cures all.

That is all...

--pointless post--

FUCK! Pizza just arrived and it didn't have the extra marinara.

I called them and asked them to redeliver 😢 They're so gonna put sperm and spit on my pizza. I just know it.

Posted by caligula
FUCK! Pizza just arrived and it didn't have the extra marinara.

I called them and asked them to redeliver 😢 They're so gonna put sperm and spit on my pizza. I just know it.

Yeah, i would never redeliver. That's just typical you.

Enjoy that sperm and spit pizza...

Posted by ZipZapZoooom

Posted by caligula
😢 They're so gonna put sperm and spit on my pizza. I just know it.

I keep having THIS SAME thought whenever I feel I might've troubled them. But dont think so lol... was trying to take a carryout from an Indian place and ordered Malai Kofta (roughly translates to veggie balls in milk-base sauce ... i know it sounds weird, but the taste is ethereal, I SWEAR!).... and thru out the ride to the place i've kept having these terrible thoughts of what all might've been added to that.

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It really isn't hard is it?

Y'know one minute ya just sprinkling on all the toppings, you got bit of a runny nose.......?

Caligs you play this kind of thing down "cuz it ain't no tampon talk". But in actual fact, it's you at your best i think.

Like that thread you once made where you confessed to going to maccy d's to get a breakfast Mcgriddle. And the enormous guilt you felt from devouring that breakfast Mcgriddle. Because the previous day you worked out the glutes and the thighs...

I would never of guessed PotHead 😛

Posted by AOOOOOOOOOA
fast food is disgusting

i make my own damn pizza and it's fucking awesome and healthy and shit and it's gluten free and i put spinach on it... because i'm a masochist.

LOL.

They changed their sauce and added garlic to their crust!

As for the redeliver, I would have just played the it's too late card and the manger would have put a credit on file for the next!!!

Posted by AA

Posted by AOOOOOOOOOA
fast food is disgusting

i make my own damn pizza and it's fucking awesome and healthy and shit and it's gluten free and i put spinach on it... because i'm a masochist.

LOL.

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Papa John's does a rocking white pizza with your choice of toppings, gluten free and spinach included if you so choose!