Dxpnet family affair

It's very simple. Let's say we all are blood relatives. Who do you think would be a perfect fit for like say to be your or our aunt, cousin, sister, brother etc? It can be more than one under each category. This is only for fun so let's try to keep this smooth.

I'll go first

Hydorah - uncle

Gemitati - grandmother

Jumpin_Jupiter - grandfather (and no me and gemitati ain't married)

Jay and AYB - cousin

MyStarShine - mother

Jumpin_Jupiter - distant father (since I like to stay distant I think I can see myself being an aloof distant father)

Emhendo - distant cousin

Posted by AquaClassy
@soul - cool older brother

@saturn_returns - annoying older brother

borednbeautiful- sexy aunt

@jumpin_jupiter - quirky uncle who sneaks you booze under table and tells crazy stories

@Bumboklatt - twin brother

@slug - hippy cousin

@solo- cousin you smoke cigs in the backyard so parents wouldn't see

@2moon - younger brother

@sealion- wife of your oldest brother

@mystarsshine- mother

@warangel - daddy 😂

Oh damn I forgot warangel is our daddy

My stars shine - wise mom or older sister

Timone - sweet younger sister

War Angel - older brother

Classy - party cousin

JJ - grumpy drunk uncle

Hydorah - conspiracy uncle

Jay Aries - black sheep/outcast from family

Soul - rehabilitated felon cousin

Sea Lion - wild times Florida cousin

Bumboo Aqua - older brother

Solo - younger brother

Sassy Kiwi - shopping and entertainment favorite cousin

Slug - stubborn younger sister

Generosita - love heartbreak tell all your secrets cousin

xyz - favorite childhood cousin

Posted by borednbeautiful
My stars shine - wise mom or older sister

Timone - sweet younger sister

War Angel - older brother

Classy - party cousin

JJ - grumpy drunk uncle

Hydorah - conspiracy uncle

Jay Aries - black sheep/outcast from family

Soul - rehabilitated felon cousin

Sea Lion - wild times Florida cousin

Bumboo Aqua - older brother

Solo - younger brother

Sassy Kiwi - shopping and entertainment favorite cousin

Slug - stubborn younger sister

Generosita - love heartbreak tell all your secrets cousin

And I will borrow your clothes like a typical younger sister. 😆

Nobody, the family has disowned me and I am homeless living out on the streets.

Posted by xyzabc
Nobody, the family has disowned me and I am homeless living out on the streets.

You are my favorite childhood/teen years cousin!

Remember you said we can watch all the old tv shows together 😌

Posted by slug
Stubborn hippy 😭

Unruly child 🤣

Posted by AquaClassy
@soul - cool older brother

@saturn_returns - annoying older brother

borednbeautiful- sexy aunt

@jumpin_jupiter - quirky uncle who sneaks you booze under table and tells crazy stories

@Bumboklatt - twin brother

@slug - hippy cousin

@solo- cousin you smoke cigs in the backyard so parents wouldn't see

@2moon - younger brother

@sealion- wife of your oldest brother

@mystarsshine- mother

@warangel - daddy 😂

Did you ship me wirh Gobby—

Thanks for those of you who see me as a mother ❤️. Such a great compliment.

And now I have more (((children))) to deal

with 😃

VenusAquarius - aunt

She feels like an aunt to me somehow. I get auntie vibes out of her

Bro... Don't even. 🤣🤣 I had an incestuous dream today that my cousin married her brother. It was gross. I can only say that Warangel would be that daddy/uncle type, who marries a woman pretty much your own age 😂

Jumpin Jupiter is the eccentric uncle who's in the background.

Posted by AquaClassy

Posted by SeaLion

Posted by AquaClassy
@soul - cool older brother
@saturn_returns - annoying older brother
borednbeautiful- sexy aunt
@jumpin_jupiter - quirky uncle who sneaks you booze under table and tells crazy stories
@Bumboklatt - twin brother
@slug - hippy cousin
@solo- cousin you smoke cigs in the backyard so parents wouldn't see
@2moon - younger brother
@sealion- wife of your oldest brother
@mystarsshine- mother
@warangel - daddy 😂

Did you ship me wirh Gobby—

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You can choose - Gobbie or Soul 🤣

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🤔

Posted by SeaLion

Posted by AquaClassy

Posted by SeaLion

Posted by AquaClassy
@soul - cool older brother
@saturn_returns - annoying older brother
borednbeautiful- sexy aunt
@jumpin_jupiter - quirky uncle who sneaks you booze under table and tells crazy stories
@Bumboklatt - twin brother
@slug - hippy cousin
@solo- cousin you smoke cigs in the backyard so parents wouldn't see
@2moon - younger brother
@sealion- wife of your oldest brother
@mystarsshine- mother
@warangel - daddy 😂

Did you ship me wirh Gobby—
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You can choose - Gobbie or Soul 🤣
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🤔

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I have too much pride for this, and will not accept. You are forced to be shipped with gob by default.

Posted by Soul

Posted by SeaLion

Posted by AquaClassy

Posted by SeaLion

Posted by AquaClassy
@soul - cool older brother
@saturn_returns - annoying older brother
borednbeautiful- sexy aunt
@jumpin_jupiter - quirky uncle who sneaks you booze under table and tells crazy stories
@Bumboklatt - twin brother
@slug - hippy cousin
@solo- cousin you smoke cigs in the backyard so parents wouldn't see
@2moon - younger brother
@sealion- wife of your oldest brother
@mystarsshine- mother
@warangel - daddy 😂

Did you ship me wirh Gobby—
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You can choose - Gobbie or Soul 🤣
click to expand

🤔
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I have too much pride for this, and will not accept. You are forced to be shipped with gob by default.

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Ouch that kind of hurts my feelings!

Posted by SeaLion

Posted by Soul

Posted by SeaLion

Posted by AquaClassy

Posted by SeaLion

Posted by AquaClassy
@soul - cool older brother
@saturn_returns - annoying older brother
borednbeautiful- sexy aunt
@jumpin_jupiter - quirky uncle who sneaks you booze under table and tells crazy stories
@Bumboklatt - twin brother
@slug - hippy cousin
@solo- cousin you smoke cigs in the backyard so parents wouldn't see
@2moon - younger brother
@sealion- wife of your oldest brother
@mystarsshine- mother
@warangel - daddy 😂

Did you ship me wirh Gobby—
click to expand

You can choose - Gobbie or Soul 🤣
click to expand

🤔
click to expand

I have too much pride for this, and will not accept. You are forced to be shipped with gob by default.
click to expand

Ouch that kind of hurts my feelings!

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This is why I've been single the last 5 years, and only get any type of actual feeling when kneading dough in my underwear alone in my kitchen at 3 am. Look it's a long story. It's not you, its me tbh.

Posted by Soul

Posted by SeaLion

Posted by Soul

Posted by SeaLion

Posted by AquaClassy

Posted by SeaLion

Posted by AquaClassy
@soul - cool older brother
@saturn_returns - annoying older brother
borednbeautiful- sexy aunt
@jumpin_jupiter - quirky uncle who sneaks you booze under table and tells crazy stories
@Bumboklatt - twin brother
@slug - hippy cousin
@solo- cousin you smoke cigs in the backyard so parents wouldn't see
@2moon - younger brother
@sealion- wife of your oldest brother
@mystarsshine- mother
@warangel - daddy 😂

Did you ship me wirh Gobby—
click to expand

You can choose - Gobbie or Soul 🤣
click to expand

🤔
click to expand

I have too much pride for this, and will not accept. You are forced to be shipped with gob by default.
click to expand

Ouch that kind of hurts my feelings!
click to expand

This is why I've been single the last 5 years, and only get any type of actual feeling when kneading dough in my underwear alone in my kitchen at 3 am. Look it's a long story. It's not you, its me tbh.

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That’s too bad because you’re hot as fuck. I’ve had a few too many to drink which is the only reason why I have the courage to say that. That dough is lucky. Ok I’m gonna shut up now. Carry on… PS….I think you’d go a lot better with SeaLion than Gobby. He seems to be an ass. I should not post shit when I’m drunk. 🤦‍♀️

Posted by xyzabc

Posted by Soul

Posted by SeaLion

Posted by Soul

Posted by SeaLion

Posted by AquaClassy

Posted by SeaLion

Posted by AquaClassy
@soul - cool older brother
@saturn_returns - annoying older brother
borednbeautiful- sexy aunt
@jumpin_jupiter - quirky uncle who sneaks you booze under table and tells crazy stories
@Bumboklatt - twin brother
@slug - hippy cousin
@solo- cousin you smoke cigs in the backyard so parents wouldn't see
@2moon - younger brother
@sealion- wife of your oldest brother
@mystarsshine- mother
@warangel - daddy 😂

Did you ship me wirh Gobby—
click to expand

You can choose - Gobbie or Soul 🤣
click to expand

🤔
click to expand

I have too much pride for this, and will not accept. You are forced to be shipped with gob by default.
click to expand

Ouch that kind of hurts my feelings!
click to expand

This is why I've been single the last 5 years, and only get any type of actual feeling when kneading dough in my underwear alone in my kitchen at 3 am. Look it's a long story. It's not you, its me tbh.
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That’s too bad because you’re hot as fuck. I’ve had a few too many to drink which is the only reason why I have the courage to say that. That dough is lucky. Ok I’m gonna shut up now. Carry on… PS….I think you’d go a lot better with SeaLion than Gobby. He seems to be an ass. I should not post shit when I’m drunk. 🤦‍♀️

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It's fine. No need to feel upset. I'm petty drunk myself, and would feel the exact same way if I were you. In reality I actually think you are super hot too tbh. I'm not embarrassed by saying that though. I truly think you are 😚

Posted by Soul

Posted by xyzabc

Posted by Soul

Posted by SeaLion

Posted by Soul

Posted by SeaLion

Posted by AquaClassy

Posted by SeaLion

Posted by AquaClassy
@soul - cool older brother
@saturn_returns - annoying older brother
borednbeautiful- sexy aunt
@jumpin_jupiter - quirky uncle who sneaks you booze under table and tells crazy stories
@Bumboklatt - twin brother
@slug - hippy cousin
@solo- cousin you smoke cigs in the backyard so parents wouldn't see
@2moon - younger brother
@sealion- wife of your oldest brother
@mystarsshine- mother
@warangel - daddy 😂

Did you ship me wirh Gobby—
click to expand

You can choose - Gobbie or Soul 🤣
click to expand

🤔
click to expand

I have too much pride for this, and will not accept. You are forced to be shipped with gob by default.
click to expand

Ouch that kind of hurts my feelings!
click to expand

This is why I've been single the last 5 years, and only get any type of actual feeling when kneading dough in my underwear alone in my kitchen at 3 am. Look it's a long story. It's not you, its me tbh.
click to expand

That’s too bad because you’re hot as fuck. I’ve had a few too many to drink which is the only reason why I have the courage to say that. That dough is lucky. Ok I’m gonna shut up now. Carry on… PS….I think you’d go a lot better with SeaLion than Gobby. He seems to be an ass. I should not post shit when I’m drunk. 🤦‍♀️
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It's fine. No need to feel upset. I'm petty drunk myself, and would feel the exact same way if I were you. In reality I actually think you are super hot too tbh. I'm not embarrassed by saying that though. I truly think you are 😚

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Thank you. I normally feel invisible on here, but I appreciate the compliment. 🙂

Posted by xyzabc

Posted by Soul

Posted by xyzabc

Posted by Soul

Posted by SeaLion

Posted by Soul

Posted by SeaLion

Posted by AquaClassy

Posted by SeaLion

Posted by AquaClassy
@soul - cool older brother
@saturn_returns - annoying older brother
borednbeautiful- sexy aunt
@jumpin_jupiter - quirky uncle who sneaks you booze under table and tells crazy stories
@Bumboklatt - twin brother
@slug - hippy cousin
@solo- cousin you smoke cigs in the backyard so parents wouldn't see
@2moon - younger brother
@sealion- wife of your oldest brother
@mystarsshine- mother
@warangel - daddy 😂

Did you ship me wirh Gobby—
click to expand

You can choose - Gobbie or Soul 🤣
click to expand

🤔
click to expand

I have too much pride for this, and will not accept. You are forced to be shipped with gob by default.
click to expand

Ouch that kind of hurts my feelings!
click to expand

This is why I've been single the last 5 years, and only get any type of actual feeling when kneading dough in my underwear alone in my kitchen at 3 am. Look it's a long story. It's not you, its me tbh.
click to expand

That’s too bad because you’re hot as fuck. I’ve had a few too many to drink which is the only reason why I have the courage to say that. That dough is lucky. Ok I’m gonna shut up now. Carry on… PS….I think you’d go a lot better with SeaLion than Gobby. He seems to be an ass. I should not post shit when I’m drunk. 🤦‍♀️
click to expand

It's fine. No need to feel upset. I'm petty drunk myself, and would feel the exact same way if I were you. In reality I actually think you are super hot too tbh. I'm not embarrassed by saying that though. I truly think you are 😚
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Thank you. I normally feel invisible on here, but I appreciate the compliment. 🙂

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Just know if I ever see a single person attack you here, they are dead. And by dead, I mean they will feel the wrath of a level 100 keyboard warrior.

Posted by Soul

Posted by xyzabc

Posted by Soul

Posted by xyzabc

Posted by Soul

Posted by SeaLion

Posted by Soul

Posted by SeaLion

Posted by AquaClassy

Posted by SeaLion

Posted by AquaClassy
@soul - cool older brother
@saturn_returns - annoying older brother
borednbeautiful- sexy aunt
@jumpin_jupiter - quirky uncle who sneaks you booze under table and tells crazy stories
@Bumboklatt - twin brother
@slug - hippy cousin
@solo- cousin you smoke cigs in the backyard so parents wouldn't see
@2moon - younger brother
@sealion- wife of your oldest brother
@mystarsshine- mother
@warangel - daddy 😂

Did you ship me wirh Gobby—
click to expand

You can choose - Gobbie or Soul 🤣
click to expand

🤔
click to expand

I have too much pride for this, and will not accept. You are forced to be shipped with gob by default.
click to expand

Ouch that kind of hurts my feelings!
click to expand

This is why I've been single the last 5 years, and only get any type of actual feeling when kneading dough in my underwear alone in my kitchen at 3 am. Look it's a long story. It's not you, its me tbh.
click to expand

That’s too bad because you’re hot as fuck. I’ve had a few too many to drink which is the only reason why I have the courage to say that. That dough is lucky. Ok I’m gonna shut up now. Carry on… PS….I think you’d go a lot better with SeaLion than Gobby. He seems to be an ass. I should not post shit when I’m drunk. 🤦‍♀️
click to expand

It's fine. No need to feel upset. I'm petty drunk myself, and would feel the exact same way if I were you. In reality I actually think you are super hot too tbh. I'm not embarrassed by saying that though. I truly think you are 😚
click to expand

Thank you. I normally feel invisible on here, but I appreciate the compliment. 🙂
click to expand

Just know if I ever see a single person attack you here, they are dead. And by dead, I mean they will feel the wrath of a level 100 keyboard warrior.

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❤️

Can @nanobot @midatbest @pilatesbod be my sisters

I will stock some white claw in the fridge

Posted by MidAtBest

Posted by Kalelno
Can @nanobot @midatbest @pilatesbod be my sisters

I will stock some white claw in the fridge

Oh yes id steal tf out of your clothes and cologne

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They won’t fit you 🤣 maybe just the t shirts coz I figured almost anyone can fit in a t shirt

Posted by Kalelno
Can @nanobot @midatbest @pilatesbod be my sisters

I will stock some white claw in the fridge

I consider you that one cousin that makes the family functions worth going to. I’m not going if you’re not there

@Pilatesbod

I’m never at those things 🤣

When I do go my cousins are like what’s up come drink with is we know you’re fun and we were told to stay away from you 🤣

I took them out and they were like making out with strangers at the club. I was like okay then! I guess I’m babysitting wild heiresses for the night. 😅 she married a white soy boy it guy now. Probably bosses him around too.

Ands will probably my twin...

Our usual convos would sound like...

"Buddy, you know what I'm thinkin?"

"Oh, yeah, Bunny... I know exactly what yer thinking!"

Then, we both say...

"It's poonslayer time!!!" Then grab bottles of beer and make a toast!

Mystarshine will be our mother...

She's a single mom and we didn't have a dad...

Midatbest is our younger sister. She can tell which one is the younger twin by the mole on our ears.

Hydorah will be our favorite granddad...

P-Angel will be his sister...

Posted by ArbolTreeClub
Mystarshine will be our mother...

She's a single mom and we didn't have a dad...

Midatbest is our younger sister. She can tell which one is the younger twin by the mole on our ears.

Hydorah will be our favorite granddad...

P-Angel will be his sister...

Thank you

I’ve never been a single mum. My ex and I both raised our son. He was actually like a second mum to him and always a present and caring father ❤️

Posted by MidAtBest
Hydorah and I are mommy and daddy 💅

Ands and bunny are our bouncing baby boys, fraternal twins, they share a crib and love to play with their toes

Virgooppp is our little baby princess who loves to play with plastic bags and cardboard boxes like an innocent kitten, and pose for adorable themed photo shoots. We will put her in baby ballet, she loves to share her things with other little girls

Sanch is our neglected middle child, oldest daughter

Cloudy is our angsty goth 15 year old exploring rebellion and dreaming of running away

Berserker is cloudys fraternal twin, he doesn't interact with anyone or leave the basement, just listens to Tool down there and explores the deep recesses of women's minds who he meets on Omegle

JJ is rad hippy oldest son who sits in the backyard smoking weed, drinking beer, playing guitar and tending the chickens with Sancho. Wise and peaceful

Soul is God

I loooooooove this family setup!!! 👌

I want to be identical to Ands though

I will be the cuter brother and Ands cheekbones will be more prominent 😊

Posted by ArbolTreeClub
Ands will probably my twin...

Our usual convos would sound like...

"Buddy, you know what I'm thinkin?"

"Oh, yeah, Bunny... I know exactly what yer thinking!"

Then, we both say...

"It's poonslayer time!!!" Then grab bottles of beer and make a toast!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wtf why would we be twins 😅

Posted by ArbolTreeClub
I want to be identical to Ands though

I will be the cuter brother and Ands cheekbones will be more prominent 😊

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣