Expanding on Homestuck

I recently started reading it. I'm on Act 1 currently and it's starting off a bit slow, but I can tell I'll like it. If there's over 6000 pages, I have a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong while before I catch up on the current Act. I recently saw where Impuslv posted about the Trolls in Homestuck on tv forum.

Personal opinion: Eridan looks like a fucking retarded hippy/hipster and he reminds of Steve and if I were ever around him I would kick his ass because of his douchery and his hippiness. He would be a Douchewanger. Why does Equis have so many damn towels? Does he just pull those things out of midair or does he have cheatcodes and wallhax that let's pull whatever out of wherever to help him. Why is Tavros such a little bitch? Why doesn't he grow a pair and grab the bull by the horns and fuck shit up? Gamzee looks like a stoner, big time one. And I assume he's a juggalo who loves Faygo. I never tried Faygo, but I heard it's wicked. Why is Karkat such a feminine man? He so insecure and mean, I would purposely piss him off for the purpose of getting a kick out of it. Why is Vriska such a tsundere? With what I read on MSPA wiki, she picks on Tavros a lot. Why doesn't he whoop her ass and show her who's boss? He takes shit like that from a woman? I thought she was the one with the vagina, not Tav. If I were him , I would suggest that he backhands that ho and be like " Bitch I ain't taking yo shit no more, what I look like Tito Jackson? Now go out there and make my money!" Terezi is just.... weird, I would be scared and take two steps back for every one step she took.

Just an interpreation on the characters. No spoilers thus far.

Posted by Impulsv
Where did u find act 1 is there a link.
I enjoyed reading parts of the story on internet.

I read it on the website.

It seems like there's a lot of Deus Ex Machinia in Homestuck. No Diablous Ex Machinia?