The craziest rumour I ever heard about myself was ....................
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That I cared about my profile views. @_@
Posted by firebunny
That I cared about my profile views. @_@
Thanks for reminding me, I forgot to address it on the other thread. I'm not sure if it was you or EU that made a thread about profile view counts. 'Post your profile view #' or something like that. I pologise if it wasn't you or EU though, but some lamo π did make a thread about that.
Posted by everevolvingepithetPosted by firebunny
That I cared about my profile views. @_@
Everyone cares about their profile count at some point!click to expand
No. Some of us got better things to CARE about & they usually don't involve DXP.
Posted by auriqa
The craziest rumour I ever heard about myself was that I got arrested.
It's a long story, but I promise I'm not a criminal! T_T
How the hell did they come up with that? Were you missing or something.
I recently met a friend & she told me that she heard that I have died. According to the rumour, this is my 5th year in hell π. Or heaven π
Posted by auriqaPosted by WaterCupPosted by everevolvingepithetPosted by firebunny
That I cared about my profile views. @_@
Everyone cares about their profile count at some point!
No. Some of us got better things to CARE about & they usually don't involve DXP.
HAHAHAHAHA +1click to expand
I swear some people take this place too seriously. The attachment is weird to say the list. The only numbers I care about are the ones on my salary slip, on my clothes, on the scale & the number of candles on my birthday cake lol. I wish there were 21 candles each passing year. As a matter of fact, they remained 21 since I was 21...9 years ago π
Posted by WaterCupPosted by firebunny
That I cared about my profile views. @_@
Thanks for reminding me, I forgot to address it on the other thread. I'm not sure if it was you or EU that made a thread about profile view counts. 'Post your profile view #' or something like that. I pologise if it wasn't you or EU though, but some lamo π did make a thread about that.click to expand
Hahah thanks... No probs. π #bunnynownotoutraged.
Posted by everevolvingepithetPosted by WaterCupPosted by everevolvingepithetPosted by firebunny
That I cared about my profile views. @_@
Everyone cares about their profile count at some point!
No. Some of us got better things to CARE about & they usually don't involve DXP.
Well that's awfully nice of you to show concern but ultimately it revolves around personal details *grin*.
Sharing such things is incredibly underhanded and malicious, first and foremost as potentially it puts melted freaks near my family *smirks*...no amount of 'so' before the sorry will be acceptable, and if such unrepairable types are buried without their laurels and medals then that's a start and I'm a happy man. Once again thank you for the concern as I'm sure you seerched within yourslef before replying and good day to you too!πclick to expand
What are you talking about?
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Is it true you're not really Afircan? I remember one time Nem spat a dart in your direction and it's allways scratched away in the back of my leeeetttlleee mind? I care, y'see.π
Nem 'spat a dart' at ME? See, how much I don't care? I don't remember that one, only time Nem had a problem with me was when I used to post about the scorp. And to answer your question, YES...I am an African- from the top of my 'kinky' head to the bottom of my 'flat' feet.
Posted by firebunnyPosted by WaterCupPosted by firebunny
That I cared about my profile views. @_@
Thanks for reminding me, I forgot to address it on the other thread. I'm not sure if it was you or EU that made a thread about profile view counts. 'Post your profile view #' or something like that. I pologise if it wasn't you or EU though, but some lamo π did make a thread about that.
Hahah thanks... No probs. π #bunnynownotoutraged.click to expand
No problem, Bunnychow π
Posted by auriqaPosted by WaterCupPosted by auriqa
The craziest rumour I ever heard about myself was that I got arrested.
It's a long story, but I promise I'm not a criminal! T_T
How the hell did they come up with that? Were you missing or something.
I recently met a friend & she told me that she heard that I have died. According to the rumour, this is my 5th year in hell π. Or heaven π
Basicallyyy, me and my friend got to ride in a cop car because we were in a minor bus accident and she had to go to hospital. Nobody was injured enough for an ambulance to arrive. So I guess that's how.
Haha, a rumour that you died is pretty crazy! How did that happen?click to expand
Oh ok lol. People do connect dots & come up to the whackiest conclusions.
The girl is from my hometown & I haven't been there in years, so I guess that's where it stems from. I told her to tell them I'm not dead yet, at least I don't think I am lol.
The craziest rumour I ever heard about myself was ....................
THAT IM DUNCAN
HAHAHA
LOL LOL LOL
THAT IM DUNCAN
HAHAHA
LOL LOL LOL
Posted by everevolvingepithetPosted by WaterCupPosted by everevolvingepithet
Is it true you're not really Afircan? I remember one time Nem spat a dart in your direction and it's allways scratched away in the back of my leeeetttlleee mind? I care, y'see.π
Nem 'spat a dart' at ME? See, how much I don't care? I don't remember that one, only time Nem had a problem with me was when I used to post about the scorp. And to answer your question, YES...I am an African- from the top of my 'kinky' head to the bottom of my 'flat' feet.
You wouldn't reply if that was the case lolclick to expand
Why?
Posted by james tate
The craziest rumour I ever heard about myself was ....................
THAT IM DUNCAN
HAHAHA
LOL LOL LOL
Aren't you? You're one of the 1st members, right? How did you find this place & what were you guys discussing back then? I'm sure there weren't that many members then.
I actually remembered a rumour about our neighbour back at home. His wife spread rumours about her husband, telling people that he fucked their dog just because he came home 1 night smelling like a dog. He said the dog jumped on him when he came through their yard. A few mnths later the dog was pregnant lol & everyone couldnt wait until it gave birth. Sadly it was hit by a car & died. The body was thrown in the field the same day. Naughty neighbourhood boys & crazy women wanted it to be dissected. LMAO. A police down the street told everyone it was impossible for a dog to be impregnated by a human, its bull, then he took the dog's dead body & buried it some place noone knew about. The rumour still continued though.
Posted by ellessque
I don't have any rumours about myself in real life, that I know of. I've ignored such things to the point they just gave up π
Now the ones on dxp are quite entertaining..........
I heard once that I lived in my car. THAT was hilarious, as I drive a hynudai elantra and that would be rather tricky and uncomfortable π
Then there is the epic one....that I have dozens of user accounts here (but a lot of people on here seem to go straight for that when they don't particular care for someone on here). Last year when my son was pissed at me, P-Angel even said that *he* was *me* and I was so delusional that I created all those accounts to fight with myself. In the midst of all that drama, those rumours helped me keep perspective and gave me something to chuckle about later. They carried that on for months, some still do.
LMAO @ the car statement.
Posted by Aleese76
I was in love with a young guy from our church and wanted to marry him.... He's like 10 years my junior....Yuck!!!
Hahaha. How did that come about?
I though Duncan was going to ban me. LOL
I WOULD NEVER BAND YOU
ITS LIKE THE TIME THOSE SEX PHOTO'S GOT POSTED OF ME AND YOU
GOD ALL THOSE RUMMERS
BUT IT PROVED YOU WEREN'T A 65 YEAR OLD MALE MIDGET.
I WOULD NEVER BAND YOU
ITS LIKE THE TIME THOSE SEX PHOTO'S GOT POSTED OF ME AND YOU
GOD ALL THOSE RUMMERS
BUT IT PROVED YOU WEREN'T A 65 YEAR OLD MALE MIDGET.
I've heard that I'm supposedly a Satanist before. That's what I get for having a goth/punk phase as a teenager I guess. Makes it hilarious to yell "boo!" at people that believe it. π
@ WaterCup Sersiously what a rumour!
Well When I wsa in hs I heard I supposedly was infected with AIDS. This young lady who was jealous of me decided to spread that rumour around my neighborhood.!
And I found out from a church member! smh
Luckily it died quickly!
Well When I wsa in hs I heard I supposedly was infected with AIDS. This young lady who was jealous of me decided to spread that rumour around my neighborhood.!
And I found out from a church member! smh
Luckily it died quickly!
BLING DON'T MAKE ME PULL OUT THE PIGIONPIE FILE
I WOULD HATE TO POST THE PHOTOS OF YOU AND P ANGLE
WITH THE SHEEP.
I WOULD HATE TO POST THE PHOTOS OF YOU AND P ANGLE
WITH THE SHEEP.
Posted by feby16aquaPosted by Ssasy
@ WaterCup Sersiously what a rumour!
Well When I wsa in hs I heard I supposedly was infected with AIDS. This young lady who was jealous of me decided to spread that rumour around my neighborhood.!
And I found out from a church member! smh
Luckily it died quickly!
That's FUCKED UP!! Character defamation. I would take that very personally.click to expand
No I laughed it off she ended up getting jumped by her own sibblings and had to flee to my friends house where I was to watch it all...
I got my revenge through Karma.
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