FROM A WELSHMAN'S POINT OF VIEW

Ladies, if I say I will fix it, I will there is no need to remind me every 6 months about it.

I heard your friend complaining about your sex life.
he said it was like a ferrari.
he said you didn't own a a ferrari.

UGH step aside, I'll just do it myself!!

You know if there was a way to read a women's mind, I am not sure I would want to.
I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I am annoying.

You're so smart Mr. Tate. 🙂

Maybe he's ill? Hmmm, where did I put that rectal thermometer....

Judging by the barbs that just flew by my head, I said something wrong
I can't wait to find out what it was.

Mean what you say, actions rule and you come down in estimation when you tell your lady, I'll fix it and then DON'T - really, how difficult is it. Do you really want her fixing it herself or paying some other man to do the job 😉

Hey, Tate! Don't forget to fix that thing!!!

🙂

I'LL fix your thing
If a girlfriend ask I want to arrange a threesome for your birthday which of my friends would you pick?
Never give her two names.

JOKE'S JOKE'S I NEVER JOKE!

never a 3 some with you cap gril your just to damn good to go down that road.
just one on one would kill me.