@firebunny
14 Years10,000+ Posts
Help! I was caught by the police for...
I think they probably arrested you for being too cute without a licence
Posted by hydorah
I think they probably arrested you for being too cute without a licence
They were like pinching my cheeks like I were a baby! I was like, "Hey! I ain't that cute!"
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Posted by OceanBoy88
Phew! Good thing you didn't get charged in America! They usually give you a double tap to the chest and a suplex.
Good thing, I ain't black!
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Posted by andstrollbot
give them one hundred pesos
Dude, can you bail me out?! I promise, I'll repay after I win my first case!
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...looking in the mirror publicly, smiling.
Crime/Offense Charged: Narcissism
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