How to Bake a Drama Cake

Ingredients:

2 Weeks of Working Non-Stop
3 Cups of Boredom
5 Hours Without Eating
6 Ounces of Grey Goose
3 Hours of Talking to a Man With an AWESOME Wee that You Can't Touch
2 Big Dose of Horny
1.5 Cups of Taurean Temper Tantrum
1 Huge Misunderstanding
2 Sprigs of Moon Conjunct Mars in Aries
1/2 Tablespoon Pissed Off Shark Fin



Directions:

Set aside 3 Tablespoons of Grey Goose and .5 Cups of Taurean Temper Tantrum.

In a large bowl, combine all the ingredients and mix well.

Allow mixture to marinate uncovered for 2 hours. Be sure to poke at it occasionally.

Pre-heat oven to broil.

Pour mixture into a glass 12x9 baking dish that has been greased with the remaining Grey Goose.

Place glass dish into the oven and bake until charred.

Remove dish from oven. Do not use oven mitts!

While in dish, sprinkle with remaining Taurean Temper Tantrum.

Do not allow to cool.

Pick up glass dish with un-mitted hands, raise over head and violently smash to the ground.

Be sure to walk on broken hot glass.

Enjoy!


Editor's Note: Drama Cake goes good with Breyer's Vanilla Ice Cream.


Source: http://doseofbitch.com/talesofab/how-to-bake-a-drama-cake

i had a fight with the fish.

i'm totally over it. i hope he is. but the episode reminded me of how i can be in relationships. i have a tendency to infuse drama occasionally and it's due to immaturity. i think women have a tendency to stage dramatic scenes. sometimes it's hormonal...like when you're on your period and can't help it. other times, it may be to see him emote in some way.

last night, i'm not sure what the hell happened. i didn't consciously provoke the argument but by the time i became aware of what i was doing, it was too late.

so i'm definitely going to need to be more aware of how i can unconsciously provoke action. i really like this guy and don't want to ruin it. i'm just really surprised at how disconnected i was from that particular bitch moment.

I thought the recipe was amusing, personally. A lot of big fights have similar recipes. LOL

And tubby... if you LIKE being that way, go on with your bad self and wreak your havoc. But if you don't? Well, you seem to be identifying unsavory characteristics about yourself (I find them once in awhile - usually a total surprise.. "Oh dear.. where'd THAT one come from?!" LOL)... so I guess now that you see them, you can work on them. I mean, if you want to. Hey, some people operate best with drama - contentment seems boring to them and makes them want to choke people or something LOL

Oh.. and Fish rarely like intentional provocation.. seems very dirty and underhanded to us. And very sad. We just want to be loved and accepted, not poked with sharp sticks so you can hear our octave range.

eh, i was just shy of "drunk." i honestly don't think i would've had that argument if i wasn't all warm and fuzzy with the devil's brew.

thinking about the conversation again...INSANITY! i feel sorry for him because i was being OVERLY dramatic and he kept his head throughout. so yeah, i was UNCONSCIOUSLY trying to spear him and i think i got a couple good knicks in 😢

and i do CRAVE drama. i'm a taurus and i'm peaceful but seriously, i have moments where i could literally put on my own one-woman show. i don't think he realized he was the audience and that in my plays, spectators are encouraged to participate.

hmm...i hope he keeps buying tickets because there's bound to be an encore performance with or without the liquor. i just hope that if it does occur, it's not over something foolish and damn, at least i could be right! there's nothing like arguing only to realize after all the drama you're the one in the wrong. DAMNIT!

Oh, that's the worst! So do the right (but difficult) thing.. suck it up and sincerely apologize for what you did. And OMG.. with a Fish, do NOT say "BUT" during an apology... no, "I'm SO sorry I did that, it was totally crazy.. BUT...blah blah" We DON'T want to hear it, your reasons or excuses or justifications or projections will leave us cold, and the "but" WILL cancel out the apology, further poking into the wound. Simple and sincere... accept your blame, accept your failings.. we will admire you for that. To Pisces, that is STRENGTH of character, not weakness.

ugh!

i think that's what bothers me sea. no one should be treated that way. it's manipulation really. and i KNOW it's a woman's ace in the hole but my God, did i really just use it to argue about that! got worked up over nothing and still didn't get my way. DAMNIT!

in a way, it wasn't a bad argument. no names were called or anything like that. it was just a STUPID exchange initiated and provoked by me. it had absolutely no purpose whatsoever and he CLEARLY could see that i was just having a dramatic fit but at some point, i poked him such that he got wrapped up in it too. i got him to react and i think when it all settled, he was pissed that he allowed himself to be brought down to my level and i can't blame him. i hate when i allow lesser people to morph me, even for a minute. they don't deserve to be in my space let alone to be acknowledged.

and nefer, proper apologies are a pet peeve of mine. i don't "but." i find that freakin' annoying...virgos are "butt'ers."

identify what you did wrong. acknowledge the other person's feelings. indicate how you plan to alter the behavior if necessary. and from the heart, tell the person that you genuinely regret what you did and what your actions did to them. and most important, even you don't think you're wrong, soul search because if you care about the person and they're hurting, you're bound to find something you could've done differently and that warrants and apology.

i guess i'm just mad at myself. i'm soooo supposed to be beyond this and i feel like i knocked myself down a few notches in his eyes. i liked him viewing me as above the fray. now i'm a princess in a dirty dress.

*must get clean✨

shaddup!

gotcha!

you're presuming he's a bitch. why is that? oh, your a fishbitch so he must be as well?

uhm, you're both stupid.

the whole point of this was that i acknowledged my behavior, albeit, too late to squash this argument.

human beings are just that, human. frankly, if he wants a unvarnished, he can exit stage left because i am not perfection. i am however a human being who is on a quest toward self-actualization. getting there means being able to recognize when, where and how you've gone wrong. and once that is done, being willing and able to self-correct.

in short, i fuq'd up. i will do what it takes to make it better. period.

agreed days. i think that's why i feel bad. i am now human.

*big shock*

at the end of the day, there comes a point where in dealing with someone that they lose their new car smell. i happened to be the first. it seriously wasn't THAT big of a deal but i agree, he's going to be on the lookout now for "signs" which sucks but eh, i don't care.

people who go into relationships thinking that the other person is infallible, that they found the one "human" being without an asshole are foolish. i'm not saying that my behavior should be swept under the rug but more, it's a part of me. sometimes i'm dramatic. but he knew that going in.

but i broke the cardinal rule of being a bitch. a bitch to the world, but never to the man.

what part of my being a bitch is escaping you?

i just wish you would stop channeling yours.

Ian lol

*sparkle fingers*

nah but i can break my foot off in your ass if you like

Meg-God, can you use your almighty powers to transform him into fish tacos?

Amen

and i thought you died your hair brown?!?!?!?

dyed 😛

maybe i witnessed another Meg but not a God? i do not recall. i thought it was brown.

and you're right. he's a bony fish. the tacos would be all lettuce and the meat not worthy of consumption.

DXP FISH FRY!

who's in?

gotta gut ya first

oh, i want to OWN that title.

the patron saint of wees!

fishbitch, sacrifice your wee and lay it at my alter.

noooooooooo silly. his wee is far too youthful.

yours on the other hand is an afront to humanity and i'm in the mood for franks and beans.

use a sharp knife. i'll keep you from bleeding out.

*it'll

i just want a sacrifice at my coronation.

volunteers welcome.

better than a dull one

that was weecide! should be punishable by death.

this is a grand sacrifice...big difference.

was his wifey.

and weren't both of you in diapers then? how do you even know about it?

i thought the fishes claimed to be all-knowing.

lol @ days and yes Meg-God...high!

you're all weird!

the topic was how to bake a drama cake. not how to get baked. sheesh

drama cake makes for good eats during mass hysteria

i think if anything, zombies would originate on military bases.

*coughs*

i think yall are already infected.

got "bushies"

meg-god should smite you

NO NO NO NO NO!

i never got my sacrifice.

one of them owes me a wee!

ok, later meg.

and yes, it'd be cool to guild the wee and mount it to my crown.

i have hammer and nails!

i heard pisces likes it rough 😛

well, at first i thought cheese grater but that could just get messy

LOL I'd like to know what that was, yep, sure would. ^

Because we're Bulls and we equate everything with food?

Posted by Mr Nice
I was only going to ask the tubster what's with the cryptic topic, why not just say whats on your mind intsead of comparing your feeling with a cake.

Why do you play the guitar? Why not just blow into a tissue or play the kazoo? Better yet, instead of music, we should all hum. Every song from this point forward should be people humming.

it's because i have thoughts...the opposite of me doesn't 😛