Wats ur favourite insult?

ive got a few..

you look like a 25 yo turtle!

Your a golden piece of nothing! - my little brother made that one up and it stuck.

You stupid cunt! - only when denise richards says it on wild things other wise its crude

You grotsky bitch

hes such a skeeze

Bitch troll from hell

dead bitch on heat.

and my favourite is shmuck!

You mother sucker.

I made that one up myself.

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.

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Posted by Beergo85
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.

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I see were taking this to the next level.

your mumma so fat her blood type is gravy.

I recently read on a thread the funniest insult you were born from your fathers anus

but my friend used to say your mumma must have shat u out which is similar.

My fave insult?

When I was in middle school, if someone said something bad directed at me, I would just say, "Your mom" lol. You know, that phrase would get so many people upset, I swear it did. But I never went to the principle over it.

You're mom cappysweetie. 😄

Posted by Amandus
You're mom cappysweetie. 😄

You're grandmom Amandus!

lol haha

Posted by coorkie
lol. It's actually Your mom.

Because cappysweetie ain't accusin noone of bein a mom.. Or is she? These cappys got a wierd sense o humor!

hahaha, no you're right, its "Your Mom!!!!!" not "You're Mom"

Thanks 😛

LOL! @ Amandus

You smarty-pants, now I "get" it hahahahaha

it was so funny i forgot to laugh!

Lolol!

i absolutely LOVE it when someone says, "you're fucking retarted". it's the irony that does it.

I loved this one:

"That's a nice vintage jacket!"

Mmm smoooth

Posted by FeistyAquarian

Posted by cappysweetie
My fave insult?

When I was in middle school, if someone said something bad directed at me, I would just say, "Your mom" lol. You know, that phrase would get so many people upset, I swear it did. But I never went to the principle over it.

LOL!!! It soooo pisses people off to no end. And trust me, I would make sure to not say it to people who didn't have their mothers anymore. This one guy, he was like 6'2 and 250 pounds or something...he said he was going to beat me up if I said it again to him. WTF lol I am like 1/4 his size. Needless to say, I said it again to him. You don't talk to me like that, bitch. Effin' Leo.

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I just all kinds of stuff when I insult people, but usually I only insult people in a car. If they are driving like a dumbass or just look like a dumbass, either way.

I also call anyone wearing Ed Hardy SHIT "Douches wearing their douche-capes." Never gets old 🙂

I am insanely mean sometimes, so I'll spare some of my other insults lol

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OMG, right! :O Yeah, you have to be careful because if that person doesn't have their mom anymore .. its like .. not really funny, and then you feel like an ass.

I have a friend who says "smell yer maw" lol.

To this day I have no idea where it came from, but it seems to have the desired effect.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

^^ snaaaap!!^^

Suck my dick, bitch!

You're about as sharp as a cotton ball. (or sharp as a spoon)

You aren't too bright... why, if you were a crayon, you'd be brown.

You're special... by the way, that's helmet special, not gold star special.

Does your family tree have any branches?

Yes, most of the insults I throw around are directed at a persons intelligence. I cannot stand stupid people.

Does that require a helmet?

Shat from the nether regions of Beelzebub himself.

Not the brightest crayon in the box.

I wouldn't tap that with a borrowed...( insert gender appropriate genitalia ).

Were you loved as a child?

Psychiatrist will see you now..

My two Fave,s I use a lot

Hay weren't you the poster child for birth control?

And if your I.Q. was one point less you would be growing somewhere.

"You fight like a dairy farmer!"

retorted by

"How appropriate! You fight like a cow!"

Being a sheep hearder I take that as fighting words

Posted by VirgoHero
"You fight like a dairy farmer!"

retorted by

"How appropriate! You fight like a cow!"

LOL. Monkey Island got some funny ass insults. Guybrush Threepwood is the man.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Your asinine simian countenance alludes that your fetid stench has anulled the anthropoid ape species diversity.

Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up?

Pull your bottom lip over your head and swallow like your mum should have done.

You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.

Your like a bull with no horns and no balls
cant buck, cant fuck all you can do is bull shit.

I'll knock your teeth so far down your throat you'll have to stick a toothbrush up your arse to clean 'em.

Your mum just called me, and she asked, that on your way home, you pick up a loaf of bread, bag of milk and some condoms, so she doesn't make the same mistake, twice.

"Oh. My. GOD. Becky, look at her BUTT!"

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Nah, my favorite has always been: "500 million sperm.. and YOU were the fastest one? Really?!"