i need to stop being alpha

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startwars
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all the girls I work with fake cry and get the guys to do their work for them

@ men y'all are easy to fool, I should have seen it coming knowing that you get excited and sad over sports

few tears is what get y'all to do shit for us

If I wasnt an ugly crier alpha I wouldve fake cried my way to the top

so beta dxperz, I need tips please

the edginess is getting on the way. I want to be super sensitive and manipulative think cancer-sensitive, gemini-pisces-cap-all signs but virgo-manipulation levels

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startwars
@startwars
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thing is even when they offer help IT STRESSES ME OUT

my whiny ass: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET THIS DONE BY TOMORROW?!?!?!

Taurus co: you don't have to, send it to (name 3rd party) and he'll get it done

My whiny ass has integrity: no. he won't be able to finish it all by himself -_-

Taurus: it's his job

My whiny ass: I don't know...it's a lot

Taurus: if you'd like to stay up all night to get it done then...

My whiny ass: *stays up all night to get it done*
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SelenaKyle
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Posted by justagirl
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Posted by startwars
send help


there see, you've already got the damsel routine down on pat.
Should I give her some tips? 😛
fire away!

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OkAY!

@startwars

First you find them and beat them with a bat 🏏

Next you burn it all!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Lastly and this is important, find someone that you can blame for everything! You don't want it to come back to you!

Good luck and my the odds ever be in your favor!

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