If there were coupons/vouchers for strip clubs

What would they look like?

I want to play a prank on one of my friends and Google has yielded no tangible fruit thus far.

I saw one it looked like a business card saying Free drink and 10% off every day for xxx employees.

Come have fun with most beautiful women in the area.

And a picture of a beautiful woman right just before nipples.

I am not sure what 10% off of but apparently xxx employees knew. ?

I am thinking if you stick a dollar bill in her panties - she gives you .10 back...

No?

Posted by EvilHare
Don't they pass out flyers like that in Vegas?

I've never been, rabbit.

THANKS FOR RUBBING IT IN!

Though I hear they clap the flyers together to get your attention.

Posted by Ellygant
Business cards would be your most convincing bet. Like a managers business card with a free lap dance on back.

Would a "letter" from the "owner" work, do ya think? Or will I actually have to break down and rig up a fake business card?

Posted by Andalusia

Posted by EvilHare
Don't they pass out flyers like that in Vegas?

I've never been, rabbit.

THANKS FOR RUBBING IT IN!

Though I hear they clap the flyers together to get your attention.

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You basically walk on them.

Posted by EvilHare

Posted by Andalusia

Posted by EvilHare
Don't they pass out flyers like that in Vegas?

I've never been, rabbit.

THANKS FOR RUBBING IT IN!

Though I hear they clap the flyers together to get your attention.

I haven't either. I just heard it from my mother in law who my wife took for her birthday out there. Supposedly we're going in December, though. I just want to eat prime rib and crab legs off a buffet at 3 in the morning.

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Oooohhhhh! So it's like a cruise, only land locked and with more space and less water!

I want.

@LePetitFisk

If you're bored and your creative outlet could use some expression..

What do you imagine a business card/coupon for discounts at a local strip club would look like?

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Posted by Andalusia

Posted by EvilHare

Posted by Andalusia

Posted by EvilHare
Don't they pass out flyers like that in Vegas?

I've never been, rabbit.

THANKS FOR RUBBING IT IN!

Though I hear they clap the flyers together to get your attention.

I haven't either. I just heard it from my mother in law who my wife took for her birthday out there. Supposedly we're going in December, though. I just want to eat prime rib and crab legs off a buffet at 3 in the morning.

Oooohhhhh! So it's like a cruise, only land locked and with more space and less water!

I want.

Wife is worried about me handling all the people because it supposedly​ is really crowded.

I think if I stay liquored up I should be fine.

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Plus they're likely all tourists. Which means they'll be doubly obnoxious, but you are tripley more free to yell at them in any manner you so choose.

If you ever had a friend follow shitty rap groups all their club promo posters look like they were made for strip clubs.

It be so easy to edit in coupon bar code and expiration date.

Google MiamiKaos Summer breeze.

Did you ever know that you're my gyro?

Photoshop the back with something like: "Entitles the bearer to one free lap dance. No touching allowed"

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Posted by EvilHare
Don't they pass out flyers like that in Vegas?

That shit litters the sidewalks all over the strip. They hand them out and there's dispensery boxes in every block

Imagine these...

...with titties all over them.

The working girls keep their shoes on since they are used to wearing them all day/night.

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Yep, seldom talked about by surgeons specializing in prosthetics, but rumors say a lucrative business.....