@TheBeautifulStruggle
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lol @ Amethysts. I always pictured a dark cloud hovering over her keyboard whenever she posted.
my apologies to james tate...he does not you use exclaimation points.
He is not yelling yet, stating points loudly.
like so...."THE FOX HUMPED THE DOG."
really no ideas? I was going to do venusian bull and p-angel.
kryreenee : "Why do quick brown foxes always jump over lazy dogs? And before you ask, no, I do not know any lazy dogs or quick foxes, I was actually discussing this with my good friend of mine over tea, and I just wanted to know how the rest of DXP feels about this? Society tells us that brown foxes are quick and dogs are lazy, but why is that? It must be that since foxes are so lithe and spend time jumping they can't help being so quick. I mean if a dog wasn't so lazy, you'd think that dogs would be much more fit and be just as quick as foxes. But they aren't. So I think the problem is, that dogs just need to start being quick while foxes need to slow down. what do YOU think?"
I could have gone into full krysrenee mode..but I don't have the stamina.
Hahahaha!
Do me *poking side*. 🙂
Dunno but I miss that Aries.
Red Aries "The quick brown fox jumped onto a skewer ..mmmmm dinner time !"
Posted by clunkclickeverytrip
Red Aries "The quick brown fox jumped onto a skewer ..mmmmm dinner time !"
*squints*
is that evere? the jimmy saville avi and space before the exclamation mark makes me suspic.
Now then now then nimbly nimbue !! What have we here ? Suspicion ! How very dare you ! 😄
@Nim, 1+
*dead* 😄
Posted by aPiscesPrincess
EEE:
"The dog sounds a little cakey eaty, making the fox to do all the work. Maybe the fox will queef as it jumps over the dog. 🙂"
haha, love it!! 😄
😢 not as good as I wanted to be..hopefully someone will do a better one.
venusianbull - "'why, hello there tiger!' says the fox beaming from the kitchen..the dog laying complacently in his laz-e boy, watchin the game, turned to the melodious voice..and there she was, dressed impeccably with her Satin corset dress ,matching thong, her black garter straps and matching stockings. He was flabbergasted...'this fox is amazing, she cooked a wonderful dinner, lets me watch the game and it isn't even my birthday, what will she do next?' and as if she could read his mind she gave a mischevious smile and with a quickness, she leaped over the dog, the laz-e boy right over to the bed room door. The dog was stunned. She gracefully stepped towards the bedroom and turned her head back to the lazy dog.." you coming?" THe dog stood at attention..he wasn't going to be lazy, tonight."
Posted by TheBeautifulStruggle
😢 not as good as I wanted to be..hopefully someone will do a better one.venusianbull - "'why, hello there tiger!' says the fox beaming from the kitchen..the dog laying complacently in his laz-e boy, watchin the game, turned to the melodious voice..and there she was, dressed impeccably with her Satin corset dress ,matching thong, her black garter straps and matching stockings. He was flabbergasted...'this fox is amazing, she cooked a wonderful dinner, lets me watch the game and it isn't even my birthday, what will she do next?' and as if she could read his mind she gave a mischevious smile and with a quickness, she leaped over the dog, the laz-e boy right over to the bed room door. The dog was stunned. She gracefully stepped towards the bedroom and turned her head back to the lazy dog.." you coming?" THe dog stood at attention..he wasn't going to be lazy, tonight."
Perfect! —
LOL That is so utterly and completely me.
Posted by clunkclickeverytrip
Now then now then nimbly nimbue !! What have we here ? Suspicion ! How very dare you ! 😄
nim'll fix it 😉
your post reminded me of father christmas, lol
brianafay - "Hey TOC, guys!!! Look at THIS, LOL!"
Lildol: Damn he ran as fast as a turf horse!
Prince_Pisces: Did you see how scraggly the fox??s fur was? Never leave your den looking less than fabulous people! You never know who you might run into. lol
PurrrrHissss: I'm just glad no one got hurt. The fox was a piece of shit for endangering them both like that.
DazedScorp: It must have been anxious to get somewhere. Was there a human centipede anywhere in the area?
brianafay: I am not amused by this dazed. Ok maybe I am. That is the funniest thing I've heard all day. But I want to know why the fox jumped so quickly!
P-Angel: The mystery of life is just that. It's a mystery given to each of us to solve. Who do we love? Who loves us? What is our destiny? That phrase doesn't give any answers. Nor do I. I would not give them to you and thereby spoil your journey.
everevolvingepithet: "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" Tis the pangram of all that is right and true. JustLibra— says carry on.
TastesOfChaos: WTF are you on about now blingy? Was the fox bogan?
aqi: It's a phrase that contains all of the letters of the alphabet. Now if it only contained all the numbers....."The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog in 10987654321!" Much better 😄
venusianbull: Someone stole the freshly baked apple pies I left on sill to cool. The dog just lay outside sleeping.....Oh well, I baked some chocolate chunck cookies. Anyone hungry?
lol @ aPPs haha
"PurrrrHissss: I'm just glad no one got hurt. The fox was a piece of shit for endangering them both like that."
haha
Posted by tamara
Lildol: Damn he ran as fast as a turf horse!Prince_Pisces: Did you see how scraggly the fox??s fur was? Never leave your den looking less than fabulous people! You never know who you might run into. lol
PurrrrHissss: I'm just glad no one got hurt. The fox was a piece of shit for endangering them both like that.
DazedScorp: It must have been anxious to get somewhere. Was there a human centipede anywhere in the area?
brianafay: I am not amused by this dazed. Ok maybe I am. That is the funniest thing I've heard all day. But I want to know why the fox jumped so quickly!
P-Angel: The mystery of life is just that. It's a mystery given to each of us to solve. Who do we love? Who loves us? What is our destiny? That phrase doesn't give any answers. Nor do I. I would not give them to you and thereby spoil your journey.
everevolvingepithet: "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" Tis the pangram of all that is right and true. JustLibra— says carry on.
TastesOfChaos: WTF are you on about now blingy? Was the fox bogan?
aqi: It's a phrase that contains all of the letters of the alphabet. Now if it only contained all the numbers....."The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog in 10987654321!" Much better 😄
venusianbull: Someone stole the freshly baked apple pies I left on sill to cool. The dog just lay outside sleeping.....Oh well, I baked some chocolate chunck cookies. Anyone hungry?
Haha 🙂
esp. PP's and Purrs
& lol @ TOC's...the bogan fox
Posted by TheBeautifulStruggle
brianafay - "Hey TOC, guys!!! Look at THIS, LOL!"
whatchoo tryin to say tho 😛
nothing...I really couldn't remember a poster that always posted videos....I saw you've done a couple..so I chose you. I was in the same idea with ArticleL with the +1.
P-Angel
The fox is an idiot, for if he had any self awareness, he would have known that in actuality, the dog wasn't lazy. In fact, the dog was smart enough to see how manipulative the fox was and therefore allowed him to create his own reality for himself. For had he been aware, he would have known that a dog is not to be fucked with. He got what he deserved when the dog, in fact, fucked him, therefore fucking his own self.
But the fox will never get that, for he is too stupid. I will no longer respond to you, Fox. When you learn to face reality, instead of posting threads in which you only require an ego stroke and ignore all the real advice not based on licking your furry fucking ass, I'll think about addressing you again.
Bling
The xlkadlutlkadoiuaghalsdkgj over gdaljst dog.
haha
I wanna do VB, but my vocab isn't extensive enough to even remotely pull it off !
Posted by MsPisces.
P-AngelThe fox is an idiot, for if he had any self awareness, he would have known that in actuality, the dog wasn't lazy. In fact, the dog was smart enough to see how manipulative the fox was and therefore allowed him to create his own reality for himself. For had he been aware, he would have known that a dog is not to be fucked with. He got what he deserved when the dog, in fact, fucked him, therefore fucking his own self.
But the fox will never get that, for he is too stupid. I will no longer respond to you, Fox. When you learn to face reality, instead of posting threads in which you only require an ego stroke and ignore all the real advice not based on licking your furry fucking ass, I'll think about addressing you again.
lol
esp. "licking your furry fucking ass"
Bri, I tried doing you, but nothing I came up with did you any proper justice. You're too fucking bawse for this bullshit, I suppose.
😄
hahaha I thought I was only one who barely knew wtf Bling was talkin about half the time!
I get the gist tho, BLingy. You know I
TOC:
OMG So the fox jumped over the fuckin dog?! hahahahahaha This girl at work jumped over her chair in a rage when one of our coworkers called her a cunt. She is a cunt too btw, I can't stand her! But anyway, it was hilarious because when she took the leap, she tripped over the seat hahaha OMG I wanted to die, but I didn't say anyhing. OMG, that reminds me! One time in band camp...
😛
"Tamara: I know a lil secret about the dog don't tell the fox..."
lol
lol! I wasn't sure if you said it all, but ya kno...
🙂
Elle
So...obviously the fox has mars in aries for him to DARE jump over a dog like that. I bet my savings, house, and my kids that the dogs moon was in Cancer. Only a Cancer would lay down and take a fox jumping over him like that. Hmm, although I wouldn't be surprised if the dogs venus was in Scorpio, and he only let the fox jump over him so that in mid air, the dog could channel his inner badass Scorp and bite the crap out of that fox lol
Oops! So his moon wasn't in Cancer?!
Posted by MsPisces.
Bri, I tried doing you, but nothing I came up with did you any proper justice. You're too fucking bawse for this bullshit, I suppose.😄
I think you're probably right 😛
it's hard to capture pure magnificence
*files nails*
Posted by MsPisces.
TOC:OMG So the fox jumped over the fuckin dog?! hahahahahaha This girl at work jumped over her chair in a rage when one of our coworkers called her a cunt. She is a cunt too btw, I can't stand her! But anyway, it was hilarious because when she took the leap, she tripped over the seat hahaha OMG I wanted to die, but I didn't say anyhing. OMG, that reminds me! One time in band camp...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
😄
I dont say cunt THAT much you know 😛
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No, haha that was PERFECT
Posted by brianafay
it's hard to capture pure magnificence*files nails*
lol Seriously tho, I keep thinking of shit like Hello Kitty, Sabrinateenagewitch and random lolz...Definetely you, but not merely enuff to represent the awesomeness that is Brianafay.
You little awesome, indescribable Sag, you 🙂 😛
Posted by TastesOfChaos
What are you fuckers trying to say??That I talk too much?
😕
Unbelievable...
lolz
More emphasis how colorful the talk is 😄
Posted by brianafay
it's hard to capture pure magnificence*files nails*
lol Seriously tho, I keep thinking of shit like Hello Kitty, Sabrinateenagewitch and random lolz...Definetely you, but not merely enuff to represent the awesomeness that is Brianafay.
You little awesome, indescribable Sag, you 🙂 😛
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♥
Posted by TastesOfChaos
What are you fuckers trying to say??That I talk too much?
😕
Unbelievable...
lolz
More emphasis how colorful the talk is 😄
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psh how bogan the talk is
😛 😛
Posted by TastesOfChaos
Im not a bogan!!😭
awwwwwww ok I'll stop
it didn't post.
damn.
ruined
Posted by PurrrrHissss
aPiscesPrincess: True, I think the fox has that angel-devil thing going on and jumped over the dog so he could peek under her skirt. >;D
*wins* 😄 haha!!
Posted by MsPisces.
P-AngelThe fox is an idiot, for if he had any self awareness, he would have known that in actuality, the dog wasn't lazy. In fact, the dog was smart enough to see how manipulative the fox was and therefore allowed him to create his own reality for himself. For had he been aware, he would have known that a dog is not to be fucked with. He got what he deserved when the dog, in fact, fucked him, therefore fucking his own self.
But the fox will never get that, for he is too stupid. I will no longer respond to you, Fox. When you learn to face reality, instead of posting threads in which you only require an ego stroke and ignore all the real advice not based on licking your furry fucking ass, I'll think about addressing you again.
OMG...that was perfectly amazing.
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Do you remember this classic phrase?
"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog"
amethyst2002 - "That kind of sucks when you have quick brown foxes like that, jumping over lazy dogs..but its whatever"
james tate - "THE FOX HUMPED THE DOG!!!"
ellesque - "I am the quick brown fox who wishes she was the lazy dog that gets jumped over by the quick brown fox. *sigh*"
aquadeisal - "The evil Libran fox abused the poor, helpless Aquarian dog."
Tiki33 - "Obviously, the fox is playing the dog who doesn't seem to understand that she's getting jumped over. I bet that 'quick' fox has a lazy dog in every city that he's 'jumped over'. Frankly, the dog needs to just stop being lazy and leave that brown fox alone."
DMV - "I once fantasized having a threesome with my scorpio and a fox while my lazy dog, watched."
Any takers?