I'm getting old...

Okay, not really... But sometimes my kids make me feel like it.

We were playing around the other day insulting each other's mother.

Me: your mom is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Him: nothing costs a quarter, what kind of refund is that?

Me: your mom is so fat she went to KFC and ordered chicken, when they asked what size she said she wanted the bucket on the roof.

Him: what bucket on the roof, that doesn't make sense.
( did you know they didn't have the giant buckets anymore? All my jokes are old)

Me: fine then, smart ass. You give me one.

Him: your mom is so fat she sat on my iPad and it turned into an iPod.

Me: I'm telling grandma you said that.

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Him: your mom is so fat she sat on my iPad and it turned into an iPod.

Me: I'm telling grandma you said that.

I used to know jokes about cassette and vhs tapes. I don't have any for iPads. I need new your mom jokes.

Some of them still work...
Your mom is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
The day they stop making skittles, I'll stop telling your mom jokes.

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Him: your mom is so fat she sat on my iPad and it turned into an iPod.

Me: I'm telling grandma you said that.

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Haha that part is word for word accurate too. His responses to me were shortened but I said it instantly and wiped all expression off my face.

Time will tell whether this is great or terrible parenting, but I fuck with my kids all the time. His reaction was great. For a second he wasn't sure. My daughter is only 8, she buys in big time and will go preemptively "tell on" herself for stuff like that. Grandmom laughs and will play right back/along.

Your mom is so tall, everything she eats expires before it reaches her stomach. That's just one example. It's all about creativity & using things that never go out of style *shrugs*

Your mom is so thin, on your framed family photos everybody thinks she's a crack on the glass.

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Posted by LibraSid
Him: your mom is so fat she sat on my iPad and it turned into an iPod.

Me: I'm telling grandma you said that.

Haha that part is word for word accurate too. His responses to me were shortened but I said it instantly and wiped all expression off my face.

Time will tell whether this is great or terrible parenting, but I fuck with my kids all the time. His reaction was great. For a second he wasn't sure. My daughter is only 8, she buys in big time and will go preemptively "tell on" herself for stuff like that. Grandmom laughs and will play right back/along.

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Awww.

I would do that if I got in trouble at school.

Otherwise, I think it's fabulous.

I loved it when adults joked around with me, and treated me like a normal person, instead of a little kid.

They were my favorites.

🙂

I remember one time my mom took my brothers and I (we were like 13, 10me, 8) to a restaurant and we were goofing off. My older brother points across the room and laughs to mom "hey look, it's Elvis". Expecting a good chuckle at an Elvis impersonator, mom; and my younger brother who was sitting beside her,spun around and looked behind them. Jay reached across the table and dumped a considerable amount of salt into Chris' drink.

There never was an Elvis that day but it became a running gag if you wanted someone to look the other way...