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Alphas don't waste time on DXP
Posted by aquapiscescusp
Alphas don't waste time on DXPDepends on what you DOING on DXp (cryin over a long gone girlfriend ain't alpha.)
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OK, what do Alpha males do on DXP?
Alphas talk about GIRLS all the time. *cough* firebunny *cough*
Posted by firebunny
Inspired by Damnata's post in DJ's thread.1. Alphas don't cry.
Please keep me out of your threads.
But to add (can't help myself):
You know you are alpha when people mention you in their OP post. Doesn't get more alpha than that.
Are there alpha females? No way!
Posted by firebunny
Are there alpha females? No way!
I will tell you all about them once you make me a sandwich 😄
What sandwich? Hotdog sandwich? 😛
Yup, cut the sausage really nice.
Posted by Damnata
Yup, cut the sausage really nice.
What do you want? Some sausage with cheese inside?
😐
Posted by aquapiscescusp
Alphas don't waste time on DXPDepends on what you DOING on DXp (cryin over a long gone girlfriend ain't alpha.)
OK, what do Alpha males do on DXP?
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We pass on our wisdom and humor to fellow travelers of the information super highway unswayed by attempted insults.
Carry on travelers.
Carry on.
Posted by aquapiscescusp
Alphas don't waste time on DXP
sorry, bunny but this is true. unless they are making money $ $ $ on here.
bunny, what house is your leo moon in?
Posted by aquapiscescusp
Alphas don't waste time on DXPsorry, bunny but this is true. unless they are making money $ $ $ on here.
bunny, what house is your leo moon in?
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4th house
Posted by aquapiscescusp
Alphas don't waste time on DXPsorry, bunny but this is true. unless they are making money $ $ $ on here.
bunny, what house is your leo moon in?
4th house
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awww that is a sweet watery one. my husband has 4th house down too. love the cancer energy.
Posted by firebunny
Inspired by Damnata's post in DJ's thread.1. Alphas don't cry.
Lies!
Posted by firebunny
Alphas talk about GIRLS all the time. *cough* firebunny *cough*They don't talk about the girl(s). They
get the girl.
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Both are true. 😉 I don't get the girl though. They chase me.
Posted by firebunny
Inspired by Damnata's post in DJ's thread.1. Alphas don't cry.
Lies!
Posted by firebunny
Alphas talk about GIRLS all the time. *cough* firebunny *cough*They don't talk about the girl(s). They
get the girl.
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(cheers!!) haha, yeah they do get the girl. ALWAYS.
Posted by firebunny
Inspired by Damnata's post in DJ's thread.1. Alphas don't cry.
Lies!
Posted by firebunny
Alphas talk about GIRLS all the time. *cough* firebunny *cough*They don't talk about the girl(s). They
get the girl.
Both are true. 😉 I don't get the girl though. They chase me.
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In true virgo fashion..... YOU are PICKY!! 😛 😆 and all the women are wanting you so bad! i tell you....brains!! munch munch munch.
Posted by firebunny
Inspired by Damnata's post in DJ's thread.1. Alphas don't cry.
Lies!
Posted by firebunny
Alphas talk about GIRLS all the time. *cough* firebunny *cough*They don't talk about the girl(s). They
get the girl.
Both are true. 😉 I don't get the girl though. They chase me.
In true virgo fashion..... YOU are PICKY!! 😛 😆 and all the women are wanting you so bad! i tell you....brains!! munch munch munch.
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Yah I'm taking time. That's why I'll probably delete myself and come up with another username... coz I don't seem to attract DXP girls at all. I mean, yeah there maybe some 5 DXP girls who seem to have a crush on me but even that is quite few accdg. to my standards.
Posted by scorchedearth
five girls like you on the board? name them or STFU.
Here's #1 obviously...
Who are the rest?
Yeah I don't buy that at all.
Name the 5.
Posted by scorchedearth
five girls like you on the board? name them or STFU.
what's the use? they'd deny it! 😛
Alphas don't need to resort to bully antics. That's for bitches. Self-explanatory.
So guess who's not alpha-- that's right, the guy riding my dick. 😄
Posted by enfant_terrible
Alphas don't need to resort to bully antics. That's for bitches. Self-explanatory.
So guess who's not alpha-- that's right, the guy riding my dick. 😄
You let guys ride your dick?
You're not gay if he was sucking you right?
Better question...
Does anyone care if someone here considers you alpha or not anyway?
For argument sake, I do not. Actually I've only ever thought about it when I read threads here. But no, I lack many of the traits these alpha lists usually contain.
Posted by SanchoElMejor
Look, I just want everyone to be aware that I've passed the alpha torch to Damnata because I am stepping down. I am now part of the Omegas. So, if anyone needs anything, I'm here for you.
The end?
Does this mean I'm dead?
Posted by enfant_terrible
Alphas don't need to resort to bully antics. That's for bitches. Self-explanatory.
So guess who's not alpha-- that's right, the guy riding my dick. 😄That's gay.
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Exactly!
Now tell that to Don.
Posted by enfant_terrible
Alphas don't need to resort to bully antics. That's for bitches. Self-explanatory.
So guess who's not alpha-- that's right, the guy riding my dick. 😄That's gay.
Exactly!
Now tell that to Don.
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Lulz. I get your point, enfant. You're the true alpha of these threads. Not Don.
Posted by enfant_terrible
Alphas don't need to resort to bully antics. That's for bitches. Self-explanatory.
So guess who's not alpha-- that's right, the guy riding my dick. 😄You let guys ride your dick?
You're not gay if he was sucking you right?
Better question...
Does anyone care if someone here considers you alpha or not anyway?For argument sake, I do not. Actually I've only ever thought about it when I read threads here. But no, I lack many of the traits these alpha lists usually contain.
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The Alpha Males Thread I created some 6 months ago took 1016 posts. I think a discussion about Alphas has always been interesting no matter how inconsequential it may seem to be an Alpha to most people...
Alpha in this thread is the alpha man, leader of the pack b.s.
I was brainwashed in church at a young age and now when I hear (yes I read these in my head, you have a weird voice) alpha and omega referenced to together I think of alpha and omega, beginning and end, in the biblical sense.
Posted by SanchoElMejor
Look, I just want everyone to be aware that I've passed the alpha torch to Damnata because I am stepping down. I am now part of the Omegas. So, if anyone needs anything, I'm here for you.The end?
Does this mean I'm dead?
Lol! I'm not the grim reaper! I thought Omega people were supposed to be the people you can rely on for things. I'm not really sure.
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My last post was in response to this.
Yeah, neither enfant or DJ can come close to my Romanian alphaness
Posted by firebunny
The Alpha Males Thread I created some 6 months ago took 1016 posts. I think a discussion about Alphas has always been interesting no matter how inconsequential it may seem to be an Alpha to most people...
The topic is interesting and I have read the threads and probably participated in some. I'm not saying anything negative I just know I don't fit the "alpha checklist" and I'm fine with that... I'm a libra. I'm fine as is.
Posted by Damnata
Yeah, neither enfant or DJ can come close to my Romanian alphanessat least you're finally owning it.
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You know that saying "I'm not smart but when I look at people around me...I draw hope from that"
"I'm not really alpha but checking the alphas on the site...Yeah I feel alpha"
Posted by firebunny
The Alpha Males Thread I created some 6 months ago took 1016 posts. I think a discussion about Alphas has always been interesting no matter how inconsequential it may seem to be an Alpha to most people...The topic is interesting and I have read the threads and probably participated in some. I'm not saying anything negative I just know I don't fit the "alpha checklist" and I'm fine with that... I'm a libra. I'm fine as is.
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I think all guys have alpha material.
Posted by Damnata
Yeah, neither enfant or DJ can come close to my Romanian alphanessat least you're finally owning it.
You know that saying "I'm not smart but when I look at people around me...I draw hope from that"
"I'm not really alpha but checking the alphas on the site...Yeah I feel alpha"
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Girls can't be alphas. Just like men can't be sweethearts.
Not even going to address the idiocy of that statement.
Let me guess..people can't be gay either, right?
Posted by Damnata
Yeah, neither enfant or DJ can come close to my Romanian alphanessat least you're finally owning it.
You know that saying "I'm not smart but when I look at people around me...I draw hope from that"
"I'm not really alpha but checking the alphas on the site...Yeah I feel alpha"
Girls can't be alphas. Just like men can't be sweethearts.
but you refer to yourself as "cute" - wth?
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Yah I'm cute. So?
Posted by scorchedearth
firebunny me and damnata are both so much more alpha than you it's not even funny.pussy ass delta virgo.
Huh— Are you kidding me— You're WEAK! You can't even claim yourself to be a CHICK!
Wtf is alpha life and beta life on people's posts for? Is there some secret society thing I missed?
No thanks on the tshirt. I did get a new one the other day, it says. " # 216,578 Dad "
what the frick is the obsession with the greek alphabet.
there's nothing "alpha" about constantly obsessing over the definition.
Posted by scorchedearth
firebunny me and damnata are both so much more alpha than you it's not even funny.pussy ass delta virgo.
Huh— Are you kidding me— You're WEAK! You can't even claim yourself to be a CHICK!
ands is twice the man you'll ever hope to be and he's beta. do you really genuinely think your penis somehow makes you alpha? give me a break.
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Yeah I do. So? Yeah, I get it. I look up to Ands. But I consider myself an alpha.
Posted by scorchedearth
bunny this is about the time i headdesk and ask god why some people are so stupid.
You're talking to a brain-smart person, owning you every post you make. Deal with it. 😉
Posted by Damnata
Yeah, neither enfant or DJ can come close to my Romanian alphaness
Plz...
"Romanian alpha" is what we call the betas where I come from. We don't even have beta in our vocabulary, we just call them "pickaro??"! 😄
pussy ass delta Gemini.
Fixed it.
Posted by scorchedearth
bunny this is about the time i headdesk and ask god why some people are so stupid.You're talking to a brain-smart person, owning you every post you make. Deal with it. 😉
firebunny, you're an idiot and everyone knows this. either that or your english is just terrible and making you seem like a complete moron.
and you haven't owned anyone at any point in your history of the board. you're delusional. get ands' dick out of your ass and come back to reality, please.
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you bore me. do you have better things to say? you lack the swag alphas have. you're more of a douchebag to me.
Posted by scorchedearth
douchebag coming from you? that's cute. the thing is you have absolutely no "swag" yourself and i'm pretty sure the only way you will ever see a vagina is if you pay for one. good thing you're going to be a lawyer. maybe you'll get some gold digger to marry you so you can get sex sometimes.
Oh LOL your opinion doesn't matter coz IRL so many girls want to touch my dik.
pussy ass delta Gemini.
Fixed it.
you're not claiming him as one of yours? i don't blame you. 😄
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May your assimilation be quick and your resistance futile,
Virgo International
a Borg Enterprises associate
Posted by scorchedearth
if so many girls actually wanted your dick you wouldn't post a bunch of threads talking about girls you're too much of a pussy to talk to. or ones that don't want you. which you do all the time.
idk why to be honest. it just happens. 😉
Posted by Damnata
Yeah, neither enfant or DJ can come close to my Romanian alphanessPlz...
"Romanian alpha" is what we call the betas where I come from. We don't even have beta in our vocabulary, we just call them "pickaro??"! 😄click to expand
Shut up, Vegeta
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Inspired by Damnata's post in DJ's thread.
1. Alphas don't cry.