Jesus and Inbreeding

Being raised Christian, there are certain stories from the Bible that defy reality and I'm not talking about the parables. Sure, it's easy to doubt parting seas, weeping rocks and chicks turning to salt, but beyond the "miracles" of God, there are some fairly normal things that don't make good damn sense.

I think some people read the Bible with the perception that the text is "other worldly." If I were to say to you, "King Tut," I think there's an inherent acceptance that a young man lived, ruled and was murdered with that name in Egypt at some point in history. In other words, he was real. But what do people picture when I say, "King David" or "Moses?" Do they consider these to be real people or fictional characters from what is supposed to be a factual account of human existence?

So that brings me to Jesus. Really Mary and Joseph. If you regard Jesus' "parents" as people, the whole story is bullshit. In normal people world it would go something like this...

My point is, how realistic is the immaculate conception? Why would anyone have believed these two? Ancient man may not have been uber advanced but they weren't exactly stupid. I mean Egyptians built pyramids, Mayans created complex calendars, soon thereafter the Chinese invented gunpowder... we're not talking prehistoric man here walking on all fours and eating rotting carcasses for sustenance. These people were essentially like you and me. Who in modern day would believe that Mary and Joseph didn't get busy?

That along with the fact that we descended from Adam and Even is kinda creepy. That would mean we're all inbred and typically, that leads to a lot of genetic diseases and stupidity. Where most people are stupid, they're not worthy of eating paste.

So I guess where I believe the people to be real, the stories themselves are made of legend. Where great things may have happened, I question if the real message is lost in all the pomposity and Godly interjections.

In long, for those who believe in the Bible, what the fuck is wrong with you?

I think Jesus is AWESOME! btw and so totally follow in his footsteps 😉

I WASNT FINISHED!!!!!

ok, NOW i'm finished 😄

lilith doesn't seem like the type to be birthin' no babies.

i say she went off and founded a colony where she had a harem of dudes to do her will. one for each tit, one for her button, the other for her "holy" and a bunch of "fruity boys"...they fed her grapes, strawberries and such 😄

history doesnt refute jesus' existence. oral tradition was the method of relaying history. just because it was written later does not mean he "didn't exist."

that's like saying "lucy" didn't exist because there's no stone tablet with her face on it.

there have been births where the woman has not had sex there are virgin births. Its like one in 10,000,000 but it does happen.

those women are good liars.

and chance, that is the dumbest argument ever. romans had no vested interest in recording the history of it foreign territories or its subjects. in fact, they notoriously skewed records (as modern day governments do) which is why historians can't agree on whether genghis kahn was as ruthless as proclaimed or if he was painted as such in an effort to demonize him...which only made him more powerful but the i'm digressing.

the point is to say that it doesn't prove he does exist is complete bullshit as you could also say that NO ONE from the bible existed given the written record occurs 100s of years after the deaths of its major characters. so by your logic, not only did abraham not exist, but neither did moses, joshua, david...

dude have you even read the old testament? trust me, griots were regarded throughout many cultures as a highly important position and to trivialize it and liken it to some whisper game shows your arrogance and ignorance.

there's lilith in everyone and my lilith in gemini is AWESOME!!!! except for when it's in taurus.

uhm...there's no record of anyone "knowing" Abraham by your logic.

also, if you're going to use that bogus argument, you'd think if you were going to refute any biblical figure it would be Noah.

i hate people with an obvious agenda and little integrity...which sums up cappies.

so your saying he NEVER existed is more valid than his having existed?

you sound like those idiots who don't believe in dinosaurs.

no it means that your ignorance is showing.

i.e. as someone of african descent who was born in the US, at some point my ancestral history ceases to exist. maybe i come from a line of farmers. maybe i come from a line of princesses. who the fuck knows?

you realize the Huns left virtually no record right? and yet, we know of them.

who created stone henge?

the mysteries/unknowns regarding mesopotamia...the "cradle of civilization."

to say that you need a dna sample otherwise he doesn't exist or that he wasn't great because if he were something would exist shows a lack of depth and knowledge on your part when it comes to ancient history in general. in essence, it's easy to assuage the enormity of your ego and that of others with bits of nothing.

Posted by Chance11
it means you have to play by 'tubby rules' of engagement or she get mad..or feigns mock outrage 🙂

& this is why she's no fun to play with leni 😄

historical & religious writings were created to appease the cultural masses they r directed to

which is why they differ in each geographical area to favor such

u can't prove or disprove

Jesus was a con man...

reminds me of family guy episode where Jesus is performing slight of hand tricks to the amazement of idiots haha

wtf are u talking about biatch?

so we're s;; imbreads?

or the bible is bs.

i',m favouring second.

Posted by Chance11
we were talking about jesus..not where you come from..you're not that important 😛

the huns can be cross referenced historically..so that's irrelevant

stonehenge and mesopotamia have physicality that's hard to deny

i didn't say dna evidence is needed..i didn't say what i believe. i stated a few facts on evidence of jesus. bits of nothing is what you do with irrelevant smokescreens on huns, dinosaurs, lucy, stonehenge..try to maintain some coherency instead of misdirecting and rambling..someone might be able to take you seriously 🙂(love ya tubbs)

yeah dude like i said...ignorance.

*shakes head*

your premise is illogical and the examples i shared prove it. your lack of knowledge doesn't negate the reality that you don't know shit. hmm...correction. maybe you do know shit that's why what you posted stinks.

oh, and thanks for stating that none of my ancestors could have possibly been of any relevance. i guess you came to that conclusion because they're african?

racist fuck.

good lord that sounds wrong with the profanity filter on^

oh forget it 😛

Posted by Chance11
here's something tubby sent me of her..to educate me better on jesus..thanks tubby!

Hahaha! Aw man she's off her rocker.

Posted by pigeonpie

Lmfao! That is quality btw, I'm still laughing.

The women in the blue jacket has lost it lol.

It's not that dissimilar to a Prodigy gig actually.

Posted by ThroatVirus
this looks promising...

lol..

Posted by Chance11

pentecostal?

why not show video of "mormons" who still believe in polygamy?