@&2gedanow
16 Years1,000+ Posts
JASON BATEMAN
Yeah. He's an everything guy. An all round buddy pal homie dude.
She's like an atmospheric air-freshener.
Glade Girl.
Sorry. I would've exploded if I didn't make the bad joke.
So
f**king
worth it, though.
People who can make you feel good without even trying are awesome.
Posted by &2gedanow
Seriously I want to do this guy really, really badly.I just love the guy
You know those people you see that you want to own in a sexual way?
You want that sh** to just rub on you?
Yeah, him.
Make me want to go find me some
Ummmmmmmmm
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LOL You should work for a f**king tabloid
BAHAHAHAHA, TOC, you changed ALL the words around!!!! I didn't even notice! Oi, you.
Seriously, though?
Jason Bateman?
A Man's Man, in my book.
The ultimate in Bro-Buddy Technology.
The Man Crush 2.0.
With Limited Edition Guy-Dude Aura.
Guyness. Machismo. Testosterone... Man.
Posted by Prince_Pisces
wait, your a man? i thought you were a woman all along LOL!!!
Really?!
Posted by Prince_Pisces
yes. . lol.
Must've been my defence of Natalie Portman.
*thinks*
Yeah, I fail to see what that has to do with anything also.
I COULD be a woman, though.
And I COULD be 35.
And I COULD be a murdering pervert.
Yay, anonymity!
*crickets*
quik, &2gedanow, say something deep to cover up your joke which only you found funny:
*clears throat*
Balls. That is all.
Posted by Prince_Pisces
well atleast its settled 🙂 &2ged is a 35 year old female, murdering pervert!
Aaargh! Curse my wretched timing!
Thanks for the brain-sticker. 🙂
Which one? Balls or murdering pervert? Because I guarantee that NO ONE can go a day without thinking about either.
Ah-ah, pipe down, TOC. The only balls I think about are MINE.
And Jason Bateman's (screw you heterosexuality! I'll make the joke and you'll like it. Bitch).
Posted by TasteOfChaos
Telllllll meeeeeeee whyyyyyyyyy!!!!Whyyyyyyyyy did you use the * around the word think!
God dammit!!!!!
Isn't that supposed to signify like a cutaway in internet land? You know, like a visual cue for comedic effect?
Nooo! Noooo! NOOOOOOO! I made somone think as opposed to laugh! I WANT TO DIIIIIIEEEEEEE!
Oh no! Even worse! TOC was talking to PP with the whole think thing! I was misunderstood!
I DON'T WANNA LIVE ANYMORE!!!!!!
You know it's funny: we come on here and talk about all sorts of sh**.. except what we're gonna do/doing at the mo'.
And saying stuff like "Now, if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go dancing" after trading insults with another person for an hour dosn't count.
Well, I'll say it: today besides talking to you guys, I hope to get some writing done.
There... We had a moment.
Thanks for the brain-sticker. 🙂
Which one? Balls or murdering pervert? Because I guarantee that NO ONE can go a day without thinking about either.
Ah-ah, pipe down, TOC. The only balls I think about are MINE.
And Jason Bateman's (screw you heterosexuality! I'll make the joke and you'll like it. Bitch).
Nope. I rubbish at Jason Bateman, haven't a clue about him.
I meant Glade Girl. Now it's something i'm likely to think everytime she walks in. 😛
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Glade Girl. Freshens up your day-ii-ay!
Posted by TasteOfChaos
Telllllll meeeeeeee whyyyyyyyyy!!!!Whyyyyyyyyy did you use the * around the word think!
God dammit!!!!!
Isn't that supposed to signify like a cutaway in internet land? You know, like a visual cue for comedic effect?
Nooo! Noooo! NOOOOOOO! I made somone think as opposed to laugh! I WANT TO DIIIIIIEEEEEEE!
I see you're talking out your asshole again....
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Quite - by the way I hope you don't mind the smell. I'm quite the chatty one, you see 🙂
Posted by Prince_Pisces
today?! its 4 in the morning lol. . .im such a night owl, which i shouldnt be, i dont wanna get under eye circles 😢 but its not like id be able to sleep anyway, my leo snores too loud 😢 LOL!
It's 12 in the afternoon here. My body clock's f**ked again. Ever since I finished the Masters I've been going to bed and waking up at ungodly hours (10pm - 7am).
I need a job, me thinks.
Posted by &2gedanow
You know it's funny: we come on here and talk about all sorts of sh**.. except what we're gonna do/doing at the mo'.And saying stuff like "Now, if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go dancing" after trading insults with another person for an hour dosn't count.
Well, I'll say it: today besides talking to you guys, I hope to get some writing done.
There... We had a moment.
I'm currently playing tic tac toe with the mascot for the community square dancing club...
Anyone ever been square dancing?
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Sounds cool. And no. Square dancing? Wait,tik tac toe, three in a row, that's the game where you jump wth one leg in some boxes drawn on the ground in chalk, isn't it?
The guy/girl in the suit is obviously losing, I'm guessing
Posted by Prince_Pisces
LOL ive gone to sleep at like 7am and woke up at 9 at night 🙂
NO WAY. REALLY?!
wtf happened?! Hw'd? The following days must've been depressing for you.
Posted by TasteOfChaos
It's 7:30pm on a Saturday Nite in Aussie Land...I'm about to goto a friends house to watch some DVDs, talk about absolute shit and eat cheese and crackers...
There better be cheese and crackers!!
Wait - WOAH, really?! I's already Saturday NIGHT for you? Amazing.
Posted by Prince_Pisces
i mean they say to get 8 hours of sleep. . so it shouldnt really matter what time of day you get it right? LOL!
LOL good point. I prefer night time, anyway. People are less grumpy then. In the UK, anyway...
Posted by TasteOfChaos
Ahhhh...You're an English lad!
You're not far behind us though... Only 7 hours or something right?
Are you...? Wait. You are. You're asking me. To do math.
*flees from thread crying*
I'm actually Nigerian? Yeah, I'm just studying in the UK at the mo'.
Nobody ask me to do math. Please? Numbers, plus signs and the like scramble my brain.
My favorite number is 13, though. Anyone else got a fav number?
Posted by TasteOfChaos
I'd said this before... but I feel it must be said again....There is something wrong with you... I can feel it
Anyhoooooooooo, I'm gonna make like a tree and leave
Have a good Saturday nite bitches!!!!
I wholeheartedy agree. Good afternoon (night), me lady.
Wait - trees don't LEAVE.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. I get it.
@TOC: It signifies action such as *rolling eyes*
Posted by FeistyAquarian
That's not his best picture...lolThis one's a little better! (don't get too excited NIB! It's just a picture)
http://photobucket.com/images/jason% 20bateman" target="_blank">
lol oh brother. I envy his PERSONALITY, Feisty?!
Saw Scott Pilgrim yesterday and I just want to kill myself for paying to see that... MOVIE!
From start to finish I was like "what the f**k?"
Overkill to the Nth Power.
Not so liking color... sorry! (I'm a black & white kinda girl 🙂)
We can change color AND size though 🙂
Ok, maybe not... 😛
But, some do believe size is what matters
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Seriously if I were gay I'd want to do this guy really, really badly.
I just love the guy's personality. He doesn't act to me, he just IS onscreen.
You know those rare people you see that you want to own? Not even, like, in a sexual way but you just want 'em?
Their aura, their personality, their company? You want that sh** to just rob off on you?
Yeah, him.
Awesome vibe he's got. He'd make a super cool wingman, bestman, man man, everything -- guy.
Make me want to go find me some Capricorn friends...