@KittenLaRouge
12 Years1,000+ Posts
wtf lol. Is sex all you think about? You're putting the scorpios to shame.
Taurus men are ....... OMG...exquisite
On that list, have only been with a Taurus. He has major pussy aversion, so he gets a complete fail grade...he sucks at sex, is boring, a complete prude.
I had a cap trying to attack me when she was tipsy. I freaked out then but I was immature back then. I should have let her take me π
Posted by KittenLaRouge
SLAYS DRAGONS WITH THE D
That sounds like a neat trick. I'd like to see that.
*pieces
scorpios...
Posted by bloodflood
scorpios...
i hate to perpetuate the whole scorpios are the BEST at sex stereotype because at the same time, a scorpio has also been my worst experience. also i think sometimes it's too much of a good thing with them... one scorpio's penis was just SO big that sometimes i just didn't want it, and another scorpio was so focused into pleasing me and making sure i had to orgasm every time that it just put too much effort on me and i sometimes wouldn't be able to.
oh wait, scorpios isn't even an option.
in that case i say virgo π
Posted by bloodflood
scorpios...i hate to perpetuate the whole scorpios are the BEST at sex stereotype because at the same time, a scorpio has also been my worst experience. also i think sometimes it's too much of a good thing with them... one scorpio's penis was just SO big that sometimes i just didn't want it, and another scorpio was so focused into pleasing me and making sure i had to orgasm every time that it just put too much effort on me and i sometimes wouldn't be able to.
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So big? Whats his phone number? π jk but really, hmmm I must lease a scorpio and take a test drive π
Posted by MoonArtist
On that list, have only been with a Taurus. He has major pussy aversion, so he gets a complete fail grade...he sucks at sex, is boring, a complete prude.
Really? Damn. I found a paticular taurus to be very passionate and cuddly and loving but very masculine at the same time. I really enjoyed him immensly π
Such a huge difference with earth and water emotional style s. Damn
VIRGO, Hot damn! They are machines, I tell ya π
Virgo has the largest cock in the zodiac, as well.
Posted by Wynter
VIRGO, Hot damn! They are machines, I tell ya π
π lmao
Posted by Wynter
VIRGO, Hot damn! They are machines, I tell ya π
What's your address jk
Hehehe π
Your tacky ass is still trollin'?
Don't you have better things to do, like getting tested for STDs?
Posted by rockyroadicecream
Your tacky ass is still trollin'?Don't you have better things to do, like getting tested for STDs?
You should pay for someone to dick you down lady. You are so negative and stuffy a plunger may be needed. Its sad to see when a lady such as yourself doesnt embrace her goddess sexuality and her pussy withers away and dies π
Posted by Wynter
Virgo has the largest cock in the zodiac, as well.
Rly ? Hmmm virgo n pices taurus werent big but very skilled and passionate lovers albeit a bit insecure. Pisces were both huge! Mmmmmmm
Posted by Wynter
Virgo has the largest cock in the zodiac, as well.Rly ? Hmmm virgo n pices taurus werent big but very skilled and passionate lovers albeit a bit insecure. Pisces were both huge! Mmmmmmm
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Yanno, I've heard that about Pisces and big dicks, but never had an opportunity to check.
Hummm! Perhaps (another) poll is needed, just to verify things π
Posted by rockyroadicecream
Your tacky ass is still trollin'?Don't you have better things to do, like getting tested for STDs?
You should pay for someone to dick you down lady. You are so negative and stuffy a plunger may be needed. Its sad to see when a lady such as yourself doesnt embrace her goddess sexuality and her pussy withers away and dies π
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Honey, I embrace my sexuality just fine. I just don't broadcast it like your dumb ass does.
But you're 12. Maybe some day you'll learn how to be a real lady who can embrace her sexuality- not this little... Kardashianesque approach you've adopted.
And lol @ "pay." Last I checked, you're the one running around and getting it from questionable sources, thinking you're some sexual goddess/expert at 23 years old. It's almost cute, if it weren't so pathetic.
^She's been 23 for the last..4 years or so.
Posted by Damnata
^She's been 23 for the last..4 years or so.
Ha! I havent been here for 4 years, ill be 25 this comming december!
Posted by rockyroadicecream
Your tacky ass is still trollin'?Don't you have better things to do, like getting tested for STDs?
You should pay for someone to dick you down lady. You are so negative and stuffy a plunger may be needed. Its sad to see when a lady such as yourself doesnt embrace her goddess sexuality and her pussy withers away and dies π
LOL I'd do it 4 free .. *only* on her bday and during winter holidays though
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Gosh that would be swell. π please administer an "attitude adjustment" to that woman. Thanx in advance!!!!!
Posted by rockyroadicecream
Your tacky ass is still trollin'?Don't you have better things to do, like getting tested for STDs?
You should pay for someone to dick you down lady. You are so negative and stuffy a plunger may be needed. Its sad to see when a lady such as yourself doesnt embrace her goddess sexuality and her pussy withers away and dies π
LOL I'd do it 4 free .. *only* on her bday and during winter holidays though
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Good to know that I have other options available than my current ones, haha.
Posted by Damnata
^She's been 23 for the last..4 years or so.
Yeah, my bad. I keep forgetting troll is trollin'.
The whole "LOOK AT ME, I'M SOO SEXUAL" bit has gotten quite old though, trolling or not. The last time I came across an individual like that, she had some serious daddy issues and thought she looked so "empowered" by going on about sex all the time. In reality, she looked like a tacky ass bitch.
Women who are secure with their sexuality don't do this. Life isn't like Sex in the City.
As far as the OP topic, we can speculate all we want about certain signs being good in bed, but it all boils down to chemistry and if you two are compatible sexually. I've been with guys who, on paper, were good- had stamina, were all about pleasing the woman, etc. Their efforts proved that they were quite capable of good sex, but for some reason, just wasn't the best sex evar! However, there were other guys where, sexually, we were far more compatible and the sex was amazing.
Posted by caliber
πwe should all just stop assuming the OP got as far as even lost her virginity all together. i'm fairly confident all the home-wrecking and anal probing she's been raving about is just wishful thinking.
It appears that way. Just the fact that she keeps going on about this shit on an internet forum to prove something kinda points in that direction.
"I WILL BRAG TO THE INTERNET ABOUT MY SEXUAL PROWESS."
Internets- where the men are men, the women are men, the children are FBI agents, and everyone's front is an alter ego they secretly wished they were.
Virgos are the best it's true they are BLESSED and machines at making you orgasm. π
virgos are sexy as fuck! damn so are taurus n pisces ive never tasted a scorpio i wanna check that out lol
Posted by Wynter
Virgo has the largest cock in the zodiac, as well.Rly ? Hmmm virgo n pices taurus werent big but very skilled and passionate lovers albeit a bit insecure. Pisces were both huge! Mmmmmmm
Yanno, I've heard that about Pisces and big dicks, but never had an opportunity to check.
Hummm! Perhaps (another) poll is needed, just to verify things π
careful, when you go fishing π might catch a fucking orca!!!
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Hell yeah! I got my bait ready π
Posted by Damnata
^She's been 23 for the last..4 years or so.Yeah, my bad. I keep forgetting troll is trollin'.
The whole "LOOK AT ME, I'M SOO SEXUAL" bit has gotten quite old though, trolling or not. The last time I came across an individual like that, she had some serious daddy issues and thought she looked so "empowered" by going on about sex all the time. In reality, she looked like a tacky ass bitch.
Women who are secure with their sexuality don't do this. Life isn't like Sex in the City.
As far as the OP topic, we can speculate all we want about certain signs being good in bed, but it all boils down to chemistry and if you two are compatible sexually. I've been with guys who, on paper, were good- had stamina, were all about pleasing the woman, etc. Their efforts proved that they were quite capable of good sex, but for some reason, just wasn't the best sex evar! However, there were other guys where, sexually, we were far more compatible and the sex was amazing.
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What the hell are you talking about dumb fuck. I wanted ladies opinions. Stay on topic cat lady.
Posted by Octoberbaby91
Virgos are the best it's true they are BLESSED and machines at making you orgasm. π
Yep. Virgos lay it down π
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