LADIES...PICSES, TAURUS, VIRGO or CAPRICORN MEN?

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by KittenLaRouge on Wednesday, October 22, 2014 and has 33 replies.

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Posted by bloodflood
scorpios...

i hate to perpetuate the whole scorpios are the BEST at sex stereotype because at the same time, a scorpio has also been my worst experience. also i think sometimes it's too much of a good thing with them... one scorpio's penis was just SO big that sometimes i just didn't want it, and another scorpio was so focused into pleasing me and making sure i had to orgasm every time that it just put too much effort on me and i sometimes wouldn't be able to.

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Posted by bloodflood

Posted by bloodflood
scorpios...

i hate to perpetuate the whole scorpios are the BEST at sex stereotype because at the same time, a scorpio has also been my worst experience. also i think sometimes it's too much of a good thing with them... one scorpio's penis was just SO big that sometimes i just didn't want it, and another scorpio was so focused into pleasing me and making sure i had to orgasm every time that it just put too much effort on me and i sometimes wouldn't be able to.

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So big? Whats his phone number? πŸ˜† jk but really, hmmm I must lease a scorpio and take a test drive πŸ˜†

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Posted by MoonArtist
On that list, have only been with a Taurus. He has major pussy aversion, so he gets a complete fail grade...he sucks at sex, is boring, a complete prude.

Really? Damn. I found a paticular taurus to be very passionate and cuddly and loving but very masculine at the same time. I really enjoyed him immensly πŸ˜†

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Posted by rockyroadicecream
Your tacky ass is still trollin'?

Don't you have better things to do, like getting tested for STDs?

You should pay for someone to dick you down lady. You are so negative and stuffy a plunger may be needed. Its sad to see when a lady such as yourself doesnt embrace her goddess sexuality and her pussy withers away and dies πŸ˜†

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Posted by Wynter
Virgo has the largest cock in the zodiac, as well.

Rly ? Hmmm virgo n pices taurus werent big but very skilled and passionate lovers albeit a bit insecure. Pisces were both huge! Mmmmmmm

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Yanno, I've heard that about Pisces and big dicks, but never had an opportunity to check.

Hummm! Perhaps (another) poll is needed, just to verify things πŸ˜„

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Posted by KittenLaRouge

Posted by rockyroadicecream
Your tacky ass is still trollin'?

Don't you have better things to do, like getting tested for STDs?

You should pay for someone to dick you down lady. You are so negative and stuffy a plunger may be needed. Its sad to see when a lady such as yourself doesnt embrace her goddess sexuality and her pussy withers away and dies πŸ˜†

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Honey, I embrace my sexuality just fine. I just don't broadcast it like your dumb ass does.

But you're 12. Maybe some day you'll learn how to be a real lady who can embrace her sexuality- not this little... Kardashianesque approach you've adopted.

And lol @ "pay." Last I checked, you're the one running around and getting it from questionable sources, thinking you're some sexual goddess/expert at 23 years old. It's almost cute, if it weren't so pathetic.

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Posted by backtokemet

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Posted by rockyroadicecream
Your tacky ass is still trollin'?

Don't you have better things to do, like getting tested for STDs?

You should pay for someone to dick you down lady. You are so negative and stuffy a plunger may be needed. Its sad to see when a lady such as yourself doesnt embrace her goddess sexuality and her pussy withers away and dies πŸ˜†

LOL I'd do it 4 free .. *only* on her bday and during winter holidays though
*winks at rockyroad*

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Gosh that would be swell. πŸ˜† please administer an "attitude adjustment" to that woman. Thanx in advance!!!!!

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Posted by backtokemet

Posted by KittenLaRouge

Posted by rockyroadicecream
Your tacky ass is still trollin'?

Don't you have better things to do, like getting tested for STDs?

You should pay for someone to dick you down lady. You are so negative and stuffy a plunger may be needed. Its sad to see when a lady such as yourself doesnt embrace her goddess sexuality and her pussy withers away and dies πŸ˜†

LOL I'd do it 4 free .. *only* on her bday and during winter holidays though
*winks at rockyroad*

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Good to know that I have other options available than my current ones, haha.

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Posted by Damnata
^She's been 23 for the last..4 years or so.

Yeah, my bad. I keep forgetting troll is trollin'.

The whole "LOOK AT ME, I'M SOO SEXUAL" bit has gotten quite old though, trolling or not. The last time I came across an individual like that, she had some serious daddy issues and thought she looked so "empowered" by going on about sex all the time. In reality, she looked like a tacky ass bitch.

Women who are secure with their sexuality don't do this. Life isn't like Sex in the City.

As far as the OP topic, we can speculate all we want about certain signs being good in bed, but it all boils down to chemistry and if you two are compatible sexually. I've been with guys who, on paper, were good- had stamina, were all about pleasing the woman, etc. Their efforts proved that they were quite capable of good sex, but for some reason, just wasn't the best sex evar! However, there were other guys where, sexually, we were far more compatible and the sex was amazing.

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Posted by caliber
πŸ˜†

we should all just stop assuming the OP got as far as even lost her virginity all together. i'm fairly confident all the home-wrecking and anal probing she's been raving about is just wishful thinking.

It appears that way. Just the fact that she keeps going on about this shit on an internet forum to prove something kinda points in that direction.

"I WILL BRAG TO THE INTERNET ABOUT MY SEXUAL PROWESS."

Internets- where the men are men, the women are men, the children are FBI agents, and everyone's front is an alter ego they secretly wished they were.

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Posted by Nemesis

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Posted by Wynter
Virgo has the largest cock in the zodiac, as well.

Rly ? Hmmm virgo n pices taurus werent big but very skilled and passionate lovers albeit a bit insecure. Pisces were both huge! Mmmmmmm

Yanno, I've heard that about Pisces and big dicks, but never had an opportunity to check.

Hummm! Perhaps (another) poll is needed, just to verify things πŸ˜„

careful, when you go fishing πŸ˜„ might catch a fucking orca!!!

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Hell yeah! I got my bait ready πŸ˜†

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Posted by Damnata
^She's been 23 for the last..4 years or so.

Yeah, my bad. I keep forgetting troll is trollin'.

The whole "LOOK AT ME, I'M SOO SEXUAL" bit has gotten quite old though, trolling or not. The last time I came across an individual like that, she had some serious daddy issues and thought she looked so "empowered" by going on about sex all the time. In reality, she looked like a tacky ass bitch.

Women who are secure with their sexuality don't do this. Life isn't like Sex in the City.

As far as the OP topic, we can speculate all we want about certain signs being good in bed, but it all boils down to chemistry and if you two are compatible sexually. I've been with guys who, on paper, were good- had stamina, were all about pleasing the woman, etc. Their efforts proved that they were quite capable of good sex, but for some reason, just wasn't the best sex evar! However, there were other guys where, sexually, we were far more compatible and the sex was amazing.

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What the hell are you talking about dumb fuck. I wanted ladies opinions. Stay on topic cat lady.