Libra Heiress will come over next week

@hermitcrab I told you being romantic works 🤣

Sanch I’m gonna need that song you posted in the best day thread

I found a song Sanch 🤣

She'll love this one

Posted by MidAtBest
She'll love this one

Word 2 bro

Ok the background is I sent sanch screenshots of my horrible Aries mercury rizz

I’m serious in that I said those things to her but I also knew it was brazy 🤣

Posted by ATGR
Are you putting presha on her or nah?

Word 2 bro I sent her a text

Ayo cum suck this here dick n eat this dick up u lil bitty bitxh!!

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by ATGR
Are you putting presha on her or nah?

Word 2 bro I sent her a text


Ayo cum suck this here dick n eat this dick up u lil bitty bitxh!!

click to expand

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Deadass

@hermitcrab sanch she says white bitxhes are whack 🤣

Posted by hermitcrab

Posted by Kalelno
@hermitcrab sanch she says white bitxhes are whack 🤣

I’m not white. I’m 1/32 native.

click to expand

Ok then she says mixed girls are cool

Posted by ATGR

Posted by hermitcrab

Posted by Kalelno
@hermitcrab sanch she says white bitxhes are whack 🤣

I’m not white. I’m 1/32 native.
click to expand

How do you get such a precise fraction?

click to expand

1/4th if sanch’s grandparent was full native

1/8th great grandparent

1/16th great great grandparent

1/32 means that sanch’s great great great grandparent was fully Native American

Posted by hermitcrab
I only wanted to make the fraction smaller so it’d be funnier that I’m claiming it 😔 #dejected

Sanch I think you and rom count as white to brown people

Wait rom might pass for an Asian lady though

Posted by hermitcrab

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by hermitcrab
I only wanted to make the fraction smaller so it’d be funnier that I’m claiming it 😔 #dejected

Sanch I think you and rom count as white to brown people

Wait rom might pass for an Asian lady though
click to expand

Surprisingly the Hispanics are very accepting of me. They’ll be like I see that native in you and I’m like ok 🤗🤣

click to expand

You know I did see a girl walking around yearrssss ago now that made me go hey that girl looked like sanch

But I think you fool them with the super flat hair they think of yeah I see some last of the Mohicans in her 🤣

Posted by Kraft_Patel

Posted by hermitcrab
I only wanted to make the fraction smaller so it’d be funnier that I’m claiming it 😔 #dejected

I claim my 4.7% African ancestry with pride.


It's not enough to get the sistas to pay attention to me, but it helps me shoot my shot with them.

click to expand

Can you wear a durag in the hood and the ayb types ain’t be like ayo take dat off bitxh

For rom it’s the eyes pallor and the height

For sanch the hair

Posted by hermitcrab
Just don’t get penis surgery like Elon.

Was this leaked by a whistleblower like Edward Snowden

How does the American public know about this

Posted by hermitcrab

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by Kraft_Patel

Posted by hermitcrab
I only wanted to make the fraction smaller so it’d be funnier that I’m claiming it 😔 #dejected

I claim my 4.7% African ancestry with pride.

It's not enough to get the sistas to pay attention to me, but it helps me shoot my shot with them.

click to expand

Can you wear a durag in the hood and the ayb types ain’t be like ayo take dat off bitxh
click to expand

I don’t think the black women are as hoodrat in cali as they are over here on the east coast.

click to expand

I’m down if they have a touch of white and no boobs and booty 🤣

Posted by hermitcrab

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by hermitcrab
Just don’t get penis surgery like Elon.

Was this leaked by a whistleblower like Edward Snowden

How does the American public know about this
click to expand

Grimes

click to expand

lol of course

Posted by hermitcrab

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by hermitcrab

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by Kraft_Patel

Posted by hermitcrab
I only wanted to make the fraction smaller so it’d be funnier that I’m claiming it 😔 #dejected

I claim my 4.7% African ancestry with pride.

It's not enough to get the sistas to pay attention to me, but it helps me shoot my shot with them.

click to expand

Can you wear a durag in the hood and the ayb types ain’t be like ayo take dat off bitxh
click to expand

I don’t think the black women are as hoodrat in cali as they are over here on the east coast.
click to expand

I’m down if they have a touch of white and no boobs and booty 🤣
click to expand

I’ve only banged really white guys.

click to expand

That’s location based

You’re in really whiteville

Posted by hermitcrab

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by hermitcrab

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by hermitcrab

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by Kraft_Patel

Posted by hermitcrab
I only wanted to make the fraction smaller so it’d be funnier that I’m claiming it 😔 #dejected

I claim my 4.7% African ancestry with pride.

It's not enough to get the sistas to pay attention to me, but it helps me shoot my shot with them.

click to expand

Can you wear a durag in the hood and the ayb types ain’t be like ayo take dat off bitxh
click to expand

I don’t think the black women are as hoodrat in cali as they are over here on the east coast.
click to expand

I’m down if they have a touch of white and no boobs and booty 🤣
click to expand

I’ve only banged really white guys.
click to expand

That’s location based

You’re in really whiteville
click to expand

It’s not that white anymore. Was just my preference. My preference is cultural though.

click to expand

I prefer Indian and arabic but will take anything young with a thigh gap #pretendingwehaveoptions

I’m gonna buy some h and m candles

Posted by hermitcrab
That’s a plus about Trump. White people are allowed to have their culture again.

Superbowls!! 🤣

Posted by hermitcrab

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by hermitcrab
That’s a plus about Trump. White people are allowed to have their culture again.

Superbowls!! 🤣
click to expand

God, baseball, apple pie, traditional monogamy lol, a nice life.

click to expand

Wait baseball is Asian now

You need a Jeter again like a high T murican giving every actress and model herpes and gift baskets

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by ATGR

Posted by hermitcrab

Posted by Kalelno
@hermitcrab sanch she says white bitxhes are whack 🤣

I’m not white. I’m 1/32 native.
click to expand

How do you get such a precise fraction?
click to expand

1/4th if sanch’s grandparent was full native


1/8th great grandparent


1/16th great great grandparent


1/32 means that sanch’s great great great grandparent was fully Native American

click to expand

So the bish is white

Posted by hermitcrab

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by hermitcrab
That’s a plus about Trump. White people are allowed to have their culture again.

Superbowls!! 🤣
click to expand

God, baseball, apple pie, traditional monogamy lol, a nice life.

click to expand

Apple pie pisses me off fr fr

Pecan is so fire, rhubarb, peanut butter, cherry

I’ve only had cream pies

Posted by hermitcrab

Posted by MidAtBest

Posted by hermitcrab

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by hermitcrab
That’s a plus about Trump. White people are allowed to have their culture again.

Superbowls!! 🤣
click to expand

God, baseball, apple pie, traditional monogamy lol, a nice life.
click to expand

Apple pie pisses me off fr fr

Pecan is so fire, rhubarb, peanut butter, cherry
click to expand

Pecan pie is so southern tastebuds. I like peach, blueberry, coconut cream, and chocolate meringue. We’re pie incompatible damn 😭

click to expand

I'll eat all all those too ♥️ except chocolate meringue

Omg she is sending me voicemails

Her voice is super cute

I don’t want to talk to her so much coz I have an Aries mercury 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I will just say something stupid

One of the best things about Libras is how much of a kick they get out of weirdness/social awkwardness despite not being weird themselves

See: Kim K

You have a nice voice and personality, just say anything

Posted by MidAtBest
One of the best things about Libras is how much of a kick they get out of weirdness/social awkwardness despite not being weird themselves


See: Kim K


You have a nice voice and personality, just say anything

Idk she has an aqua moon

I told her she tasted good

She was like stop saying that

And then I took of my pants and she was like what are you doing

Then was like fuck it okay so she took her pants off too

Then I told her she smelled good

She said why would she stink 🤣

Anyway I think she is just sending voicemails to not damage her nails by typing

I’m not sure it’s just a theory

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by MidAtBest
One of the best things about Libras is how much of a kick they get out of weirdness/social awkwardness despite not being weird themselves

See: Kim K

You have a nice voice and personality, just say anything

Idk she has an aqua moon


I told her she tasted good


She was like stop saying that


And then I took of my pants and she was like what are you doing


Then was like fuck it okay so she took her pants off too


Then I told her she smelled good


She said why would she stink 🤣


Anyway I think she is just sending voicemails to not damage her nails by typing


I’m not sure it’s just a theory

click to expand

Lol could be

Whenever ppl send me voice messages I assume it's to prevent being screenshot 🤣🤣 at least DXPers

Posted by MidAtBest

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by MidAtBest
One of the best things about Libras is how much of a kick they get out of weirdness/social awkwardness despite not being weird themselves

See: Kim K

You have a nice voice and personality, just say anything

Idk she has an aqua moon

I told her she tasted good

She was like stop saying that

And then I took of my pants and she was like what are you doing

Then was like fuck it okay so she took her pants off too

Then I told her she smelled good

She said why would she stink 🤣

Anyway I think she is just sending voicemails to not damage her nails by typing

I’m not sure it’s just a theory
click to expand

Lol could be

Whenever ppl send me voice messages I assume it's to prevent being screenshot 🤣🤣 at least DXPers

click to expand

🤣 my screenshots are brazy