On Being Manipulated By OneSickAssBitch

I wish I could hop on here more but overall, my motivation for doing so is dwindling. I came here for a better understanding of astrology and like all things, I go hard, I go strong and then I get distracted by yarn.

Unfortunately, one can only learn but so much about one's chart and beyond noticing an oddity in a friend that requires deeper inspection, my days here are numbered...and that kind of makes me sad. I really do enjoy astrology and I want to thank all of you for having imparted so much knowledge...either through sharing your own astrotales or commenting on that of others.

I read a thread recently and all I can feel is pity. I'm not sure whom I should pity most. The sicktwistedstankassho who is so possessed by e-strangers that it LITERALLY stalks, it creates a false identity and talks to itself, it spends the past several months gaining "intel" so that it can have weak ammunition...or you all?

I mean hey, I'm all for a good e-distraction but theracistrat said it best, you want to get under its skin? Ignore it...or talk at it. It can't stand that.

Are you really entertained? I mean, it's like watching some wounded creature hunt. And I'm not talking about some injured lioness. This is more like a shit stained hyena licking its own ass.

Why are you so easily manipulated? Why play its game?

It used to piss me off when I first joined because some of you that are pissy at it now were stroking its shit stained fur not too long ago. You can see it now? You dumbfucks couldn't see it before? The shit smelled then too but it's whatever.

Head back to its thread and get a good whiff...it's used to spreading ass for public consumption.

i dont know if that vocaroo still works but if it it does...AWESOME!

wb love

Crap Cal, can't hear it. And I'd like too.

Are you really entertained? I mean, it's like watching some wounded creature hunt. And I'm not talking about some injured lioness. This is more like a shit stained hyena licking its own ass.

Why are you so easily manipulated? Why play its game?

Like I said it in one of your post..


it is not about WHO is wrong or right, its about WHAT is wrong or right

Differences of opinions —granted/accepted/respected at some points?? but trashing other people meaning/minds with bullshits and —without logical reasons?? are different matters.

I??ll trash what ever fuck trying to do the latter.

You know I would and I am damn good at it.

Nice pic VB..

You look gorgeous??_

@Q

Hola my furry faced nordic love sicle.



VB, it was toc's rendition of "me love you long time." Oh to hear it again 😢

Thank you Q..xx 🙂


Oh that's irritating Cali, dunno why most of those vocaroos are silent now. They're supposed to last a full year. 😢

Posted by Qbone
Are you really entertained? I mean, it's like watching some wounded creature hunt. And I'm not talking about some injured lioness. This is more like a shit stained hyena licking its own ass.

Why are you so easily manipulated? Why play its game?

Like I said it in one of your post..


it is not about WHO is wrong or right, its about WHAT is wrong or right

Differences of opinions —granted/accepted/respected at some points?? but trashing other people meaning/minds with bullshits and —without logical reasons?? are different matters.

I??ll trash what ever fuck trying to do the latter.

You know I would and I am damn good at it.

I don't so much mind talking shit. I majored in it in college. It's called "Debate" there. But I agree, even when it's pure shit talking, it at least needs to be logical. That thing isn't logical. It's not "playing" the role of a disturbed individual, it IS disturbed.

It sometimes fun to poke at some creatures but this one tends to ooze smelly pus and venom and I don't want to get my stick dirty.


VB is mighty purty. I'd do her.

Well c'mere you bit of brown sugar....*purrs* LOL Well, there you go, more dxp fodder to throw in the hopper. Feast all you ignoramus'. Present company excluded; but of course.

I miss this place sometimes tbh but I talk to toc when she's not being a total bitch so it's whatever.

Feel free to play with it but as I said, by giving it what it wants, it wins. It's like responding to a stalker...

You say: Leave me alone

It thinks: OMG! She talked to me! I'm going to slash her tires next!!! Maybe she'll date me—



VB, I'm not ashamed of our e-sexual relationship. Let them talk!!! Ebony and ivory, Almond Joy...the White Out wrapper...it's all about US baby!

That's right my little e-dumpling with cinnamon sauce. I m'self find the contrast scintillating. 😉

Why would it?

I'm asking a serious question. Look at it objectively...

That thread isn't funny. Its observations aren't humorous. It's not pointing out anything that could be remotely factual, so it begs the question, are yall entertained?

We've all jumped on the bandwagon when a thread got hot. It's fun. Good way to pass the time and why road rage when you can dxp. But that thread isn't hot. It isn't lukewarm. It's ridiculous.

I mean fuck, who gives a rat's ass about some shit that might have not never went down way back when people who might not maybe be there but here used to say not said but I heard about it?

SmellyEsophagus, are you referring to me?

Nah, not yet. I have one more awesome post up my sleeve.

Wouldn't delete my account even if I did. My words are biblical...the NC17 version.

I almost got drunk and posted my pic last night. But I fell asleep while touching myself and looking at VB's picture that she sent me in a handmade Amish box that's inlaid with goat fur that Q sent her from the farm up the way that's ran by toc's uncle who often visits california which so happens to be where you are from.

LOL!! Oh that is brilliant! I packed in some natural lotion as well, it's the little touches. So glad to have been of service.

5million and 1 excuses. Didn't realize one could be on hold for days?

Posted by Television
Tubby

I wouldn't forgive myself If I let you go without making one final pass at you...

Is it porntube outtakes?

Can't see it. I'm on my phone and I'm sure it doesn't have any wees in it so it's totally pointless. Thanks for wasting my time.

Catfish is being grumpy. It's pissing me off.

As for thread dedications, it would dedicate to any and everybody in an effort to put itself at centre.

It's shameless really. There's something wrong with that sign. I think it breeds insanity. And they're not even good at being insane. Like, some crazy people are true masterminds. Them fuckers fling and smear poo on other people's walls and swear they are Picasso...literally.

And on a poo related note, the past couple days I've been drinking this new tea. I'd fallen in lurve with this detox blend that's supposed to be good for kidneys and liver. Anyway, the new joint is some "dieter's tea" from walmart. I didn't read the box and assumed it would boost metabolism as I bought something similar by another brand and it clearly said it boosts metabolism.

So today at work, I all but lost it. Was damn near tragic. I thought I had food poisoning but then it dawned on me, I had "food poisoning" yesterday too.

I then of course read the box and lo and behold, it's pootea! Don't you think they should have had this displayed clearly on the box— On top of that it tells you to drink half of the brew. I drank it all...and was going to get a second cup. I probably wouldve been hospitalized after that.

Long story short, no more pootea!

Did I gross anyone out? Hope so!

Lol

Did you copy it?

I'm not emailing you. You owe me an apology.

And it's a joke. If I had her proclaimed level of wealth, I would be lazing by a ocean in the south of france or sunning in the caribbean or at my winter home in aspen or or or...

But no. DXP 😛

I heard Lohan has an acct here.

@thescorp

I'm familiar with pooteas it's just I didn't want or need that. I mean SHIT!...literally.

I'm just on a tea kick right now. Makes me feel european.


I'm sure tamara has copies of the thread. So her husband cheated— I would feel sorry for a normal person but not it! A scorpio getting cheated on must be like death. God, it's sex is abysmal, it lacks intelligence, originality and personality. I bet the bitch he cheated with was ugly as fuck. He probably fucked the fattest, ugliest bitch he could find then tatted her name on his ass just to spite that sick fuck. He probably tought it'd make her leave but fuck if she didn't stay.

I wonder how it feels to wash some other woman's wetwet off of your man's drawls and still kiss that fucker on the mouth?

Ha! What a dumb bitch.

So despite your starting drama...libra...because you put a smiley, it's all ok?

Eh...Fuck ya twice!

I'm still laughing about its husband cheating. So I was right! That's why he's never home. He has another family. I bet they don't even have sex.

I bet it sucks stranger's dicks for "revenge."

You are a dumb air sign at times and that was said in retort to your vile statements about me but whatever.

And if you're me that means you're fucking Catfish too? You backstabbing bitch!

I mean, seriously, I'm laughing and I'm about to drink so if I don't pass out in a drunken stupor, I might say something really mean...and no one wants that?

I just did a toast to itchy, scratchy makes me itchy so I scratched the thought of toast it too.

Well, a scorned water sign is the most miserable fucker on the planet. I always wondered what its mercury was in and in what house. Gotta be some cappy influence in there somewhere. Them fuckers gotta be the dumbest muhfuckers on the planetM

I would like to read it. Maybe I will pm tamara for a copy? It's not that I care but it's just the notion that she thinks I have something on her makes me all giddy inside.

I shall not pm tamara because I don't give a rat's ass...but then again maybe I will...or I won't. It's a conundrum wrapped in a mystical quandary really. This is what happens when I publicly talk to you which is in effect me but theoretically quite stable of us we for what is a diary or a blog or a post but an expression of personal thoughts to which I have two dual, yet opposing as they me us we are but the same venus divided in two like a vagina...or a pair of balls whoch is sort like a vagina really and kinda scary when you think about it.

I wrote all this to say, it's husband fucked some other bitch...the bitch had a vagina...or balls...it's all related.

The typos are due to my blackberry...the goose has yet to kick in.

On a sidenote, toc has nuts. I wonder if nugglenuts is on chat?

We lost us? Hmmm...that will make it all the more difficult to find ourselves...especially in the mall...or outback depending on where me us is are.

I'm not drunk yet. Watching transformers 2. Shia and I should have babies.

We are currently nude...I and you, not Shia. Although he may be but we us would not know that. You should put your clothes back on. You're scaring the neighbors coworkers.

Yeah, that shit is some shit.

It's like a mild laxative. Not real intense but you'll feel like shit all day...literally.

I've had worse teas that do the same shit but it's been a while. I really just wanted a boost without the caffeine. The tea is in my car otherwise I'd tell u the brand.

"I rise, you fall."

I am going to start quoting optimus prime.

Toc told me not to post my pic because I look like satan...sadly, I agree.

Nah. I was trying out some new eye shadow. Can't really see it in that pic though.

I do need to color my hair. Admit it, our my us we gray spot is HOT!

Yeah, mine is a full patch. I have a cuz who was fully gray by 30. I think that'd be better tbh.

I colored my hair 3 months ago. Cost me $ 150 to do it myself (I got alotta hair).

Within a month, grays. Was cute at first but i $ at that age where people demand id now. I don't look elderly but I'm gray. I think they ask just to see my age. A few times a month my male coworkers ask how old I am.

One recently guessed I was 26 🙂

I should have shown him a boob as thanks.

Oops!

*I'm* at that age...

At the end of the day, venus is vain.

Holy fuck!! It was right...not once have you two posted in the same minute...

You must be the same person talking to yourselves!! So are you Australian or American?

Tubbs you're right. I actually felt grossed out I gave her any attention at all. She was obviously desperate for it...and I gave in like P-Angel expected that mother to give in to that bratty little child with the hotdog fetish.

But on a side note...this is no different. Just a passive-aggressive method.

This is still attention.

& if you say poo tea faster, as one word...it's really funny. Do it. I giggled like a school girl.

Pootea
pooty
pooti

Posted by TasteOfChaos

Posted by caligula
You are a dumb air sign at times and that was said in retort to your vile statements about me but whatever.

And if you're me that means you're fucking Catfish too? You backstabbing bitch!

I mean, seriously, I'm laughing and I'm about to drink so if I don't pass out in a drunken stupor, I might say something really mean...and no one wants that?

Yup! Me and Catfish went ALL NITE LONG 😛

Yeah dude, you should have seen her post, it was all emotional and sad n shit...

Bri saw it too.

It almost brought a tear to my eye... but then I started laughing 😄

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the last part, mostly. *shrugs* lol

Posted by Mr Nice
Here today gone tomorrow. I smell b.llsh.it this girl makes up so much drama.

indeed. 🙂
♥

Hi Miss big-britches-promotion! 😛
♥

I dropped you a congrats on your thread...but CONGRATULATIONS!!! 🙂

Posted by brianafay
But on a side note...this is no different. Just a passive-aggressive method.

This is still attention.

This is why you're dense.

It's different because...

It's on my terms.

You knew she was baiting you and every time, you took the bait. A fish who eats a shiny worm gets hooked.

I no eat worm but am fed pkwnty...cept when I drink the pootea and then food is pointless.

Posted by caligula

Posted by brianafay
But on a side note...this is no different. Just a passive-aggressive method.

This is still attention.

This is why you're dense.

It's different because...

It's on my terms.

You knew she was baiting you and every time, you took the bait. A fish who eats a shiny worm gets hooked.

I no eat worm but am fed pkwnty...cept when I drink the pootea and then food is pointless.

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*shrugs* it's not really that different. 🙂

I know she was baiting me. She was completely fucking desperate for me to respond, as I pointed out to her. I was only throwing her some crumbs. I shouldn't have. You're 100% right. I satisfied her sick need. That's fucked. :/

Truth is I know her time here is limited and I really just wanted to get it in before she's gone again. You know?
Does that make me sick too? Maybe hahahahaha.

Bitch shouldn't have went there with me. I never jumped on that bandwagon, she grabbed me by the hair and drug me in it. She thinks she got what she wanted. But I'm done now.



pooty! That is so gonna be your new nickname.

Lol, I love tiki.

So ohm...it came here because it wanted permission to cheat on the hubby it refuses to leave because it's fixed?

I laugh and poo a little.



Drinking tea/hot water in the morning is supposed induce bowel movements...with or without the pootea bag. I saw that on you are what you eat. But in general, it sets my day off right. I'm not a coffee drinker and I skip meals a lot so tea reminds me that the kitchen is not decoration

I have always enjoyed her last days here though...shit always completely hits the fan and spirals out of control.

It's probably wrong of me to enjoy watching someone unravel like that. *shrugs*
But how often do you get the chance to watch someone lose their mind? Haha

Posted by ellessque
you could totally compare this to the whole charlie sheen thing and see why i completely derived pleasure.

eden is totally winning. a winner. the winnest. a professor of winningology.

LOL that is so funny...I was just about to say she reminds me of Charlie Sheen.....

I'm sick of hearing about him too.

She's so much cooler than the rest of us *sigh*

My point in posting this is that I understand the need/desire to be e-stumlated when you're bored and aint got shit going on that requires activated braincells but responding to it is like taking a involuntary laxative. Sure, who couldn't use a good cleanse every now and again but wouldn't you rather go while you're at home and not in the stall next to your boss?

I didn't poo next to my boss but if I did, it would have been AWESOME!

I don't mind responding AT it but I will not add to its thread count, it wants that. I will not give it direct attention, it needs that. I will not respond directly to it's obvious baiting because fish don't catch fisherwomen.

I shit on my terms!

Posted by caligula
My point in posting this is that I understand the need/desire to be e-stumlated when you're bored and aint got shit going on that requires activated braincells but responding to it is like taking a involuntary laxative. Sure, who couldn't use a good cleanse every now and again but wouldn't you rather go while you're at home and not in the stall next to your boss?

I didn't poo next to my boss but if I did, it would have been AWESOME!

I don't mind responding AT it but I will not add to its thread count, it wants that. I will not give it direct attention, it needs that. I will not respond directly to it's obvious baiting because fish don't catch fisherwomen.

I shit on my terms!

Good point. 🙂

POOTY!

I think charlie is awesome but he's gotten uglier. Why is his nose crooked all of a sudden. Makeup does wonders for folks in cali.

Hmm...maybe that's why hubby cheated? Max! Bitch go get you some Max!

stfu cat