Random things that made you laugh

Post random things from your day that made you laugh. 🙂

Our lobby printer at work wasn't working some dude asked me to print a file for him, and emailed it to me. It was his resume. In the subject line he put "THAT KUSH!" the file was name "resumezzz"

Lol ? hahahahaha

there's a guest named Jack Russell. He looks like one. hahahahahaha

Posted by CappyyLuv30

Posted by brianafay
Our lobby printer at work wasn't working some dude asked me to print a file for him, and emailed it to me. It was his resume. In the subject line he put "THAT KUSH!" the file was name "resumezzz"

Lol ? hahahahaha

LMAO

I love scrutinizing resumes when I'm hiring.

"hotchocolatemama@hotmail.com"
"sexylittlethang@yahoo.com"

Seriously people? GET A NEW EMAIL ACCOUNT FOR WORK PURPOSES. Smh.

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RIGHT?! No shame either. They don't even care

the cheese commericals where the cheese is making corny jokes because it hadnt aged enough.

homer simpson's email address is chunkylover@yahoo.com

Lol

Posted by DMV
homer simpson's email address is chunkylover@yahoo.com

chunkylover53@aol.com

I know because I used to have that email.

damn forgot tht 53 lol

the allstate commericals where the guys are in an apartment and one guy says "cani get a hotub?"

When I realized why all the dishes in my sink fit perfectly into the dishwasher.

Hahaha the Allstate commercials crack me up

The GPS mayhem

Posted by jru2
When I realized why all the dishes in my sink fit perfectly into the dishwasher.

that's a good moment!

Posted by jru2
When I realized why all the dishes in my sink fit perfectly into the dishwasher.

can you come to my house and try that trick?

Posted by brianafay
Hahaha the Allstate commercials crack me up

The GPS mayhem

MAYHEM!

Fay

the people on the show COPS make me laugh.

I had lunch with the CFO today. He told me that I scare him when I get angry because my eyes turn black. I lost it!

Posted by Shadows
I had lunch with the CFO today. He told me that I scare him when I get angry because my eyes turn black. I lost it!

Now he's probably really scared..

CFO: You scare me when you get angry, your eyes turn black and ... yeah you scare me
Shadows: *Crazy Cackle* MWHUAHAHAHAHAHA
CFO: *fetal position crying for safety

LOL! Fetal position! If you knew this CFO, you'd find that extra funny too! He belongs in that position.

this new guy started at work today. we spent a lot of time together because he's training. somehow we got on the subject of dogs. he said he had a bulldog. i said i loved bulldogs. he then said i was probably thinking of the wrong kind of bulldog because his was "the big kind." i said no, i like the big bulldogs too. he said oh that's cool. i then said, i'm guessing you don't like small dogs. he said he hates small dogs. i then said i had a pug. and he said, "OH I LOVE PUGS!"

backpedaling makes me laugh.

LMAO trifles!

Posted by trifles light as air*
i then said, i'm guessing you don't like small dogs. he said he hates small dogs. i then said i had a pug. and he said, "OH I LOVE PUGS!"

backpedaling makes me laugh.

In his defense, a pug isn't what comes to my mind when someone says small dog. I think those little yippy annoying chihuahua things... I can't stand them. Pugs don't bark much and they're cute... they don't count as small dogs that I hate.

License plates can be hilarious...

Luv kids. Mine's 4 keep in mind.

Had a date over. All of us sitting on the couch. Son says, "Dad. Is she gonna sleep in your bed tonight with no clothes on?" LMAO I think my face made up three new shades of pink and red.

Walked past a rather big dude at the Wal-Mart. Son clings to me not two steps past the guy and says in a very audible tone, "Daddy! He's gonna eat me!" LMAO the guy, being a great sport, turned around and grinned real big and patted his belly!

Taco Bell just yesterday. Son and I picked a bench seat. Old couple comes in, gets their food and out of all the places to sit chooses the table next to us. Same bench though. Middle of eating the bench vibrates with a loud fart. I look at my son apalled and notice he's looking at the old lady next to us. She f'in farted. When they made eye contact my son pulls the neckline of his shirt over his nose and the woman just smiled.

Ok, so you all know I'm working in an OR. Today on break we were talking about how medicine gets into the water, and that progesterone levels in water are raising, feminizing men and etc. So I said 'I wonder if they'll ever get to the point that we don't have to take birth control?' So we went on and on.. don't drink the water! lol.. One of the guys said 'Gives a whole new meaning to 'sterile water'' We were in stitches..

WTF is wrong with your keyboard?!? Are you typing with your forehead?

LOL Maybe her hands were cold and she needed mittens?

^ LOL

We had a party at my friends house last night shes a str8 chick and everyone there was gay anyways shes walking around the house naked she thinks its ok cos were gay she peed off her balcony in the most awkward way there were gay guys all over the place making out and having sex in every shower and she was trying to get in on all the action and then she got all shitty cos no one would screw her lmao oh god she even went as far as to say how close minded we were and predjudice. My little brother and i left cos i swore the next round of spin the bottle we play she would make us take turns at going down on her....to be honest she doesnt shave it looks gross and I would rather rim her then go near her nasty. And this is whats been making me laugh and half of the town i live in.

I was at the gym today going for a new PR on my deadlift. Let out a huge fart and giggled during the entire set. No one wanted to line up behind me at the water fountain after that. It's like having your own badass fart force field.

DK's post. LMAO

I got passed on the freeway this morning by a Ford Focus with a pair of steel bull ball's hanging from the back bumper. Usually, here in Texas, ya see something like that hanging from the trailer hitch of a giant diesel guzzling pickup, but a Ford Focus—

Because a picture is worth a thousand words ... although what I saw was funnier because they were off to the right side of the bumper, so it looked even more out of place:

rotflmao @ "Daddy, is that lady gonna sleep in your bed without any clothes on tonight?"

I know someone who used* to think Mississippi was actually Mrs. Sippy and who IS this lady, anyway?? LOL 🙂

The Leeb has been calling me Porn names for 2 days now...I don't know what his fascination is.

His favorite one for me is "Cock Hungry Vixen"

also,

Creampie cutie...
College girl gets slammed...

LOL wtf?

Libras are so strange and easily amused.

I BLAME THE Q MOON ,

HIS THREADS ARE HIS WAY OF MOONING US.

Posted by everevolvingepithet
Everyone's gonna blame the super moon.🙂

Perfect scapegoat I think

He does have a Cancer rising and a Scorp moon.

Maybe we should all moon each other in tribute. 😛

Reason for men to act like dogs?

Lol dog/wolf...what's the difference

sniff, sniff v/b & fay

Do you need a kleenex Tate or do you smell something lovely?

You know Bri, I never understood that analogy, dogs and wolves are loyal, affectionate animals. So, yes please, be a dog. I'll go with wolf though..mates for life. Which makes my internal go 'yeeha'.

Haha *shrugs*

Men are very animalistic...but like you said, that may not always be a bad thing

Me too neither. I'll just put that in 'Mysteries of Life' shelf and continue sipping my coffee.

Animalistic is not a bad thing. As a matter of fact I find it completely fascinating on many levels to unleash it. Naturally my mind is not wandering off to savagery. Or...is it?