Our Native Names

What would they be?

Mine might wind up something like "Girl who posts on forums during lunch", although that might be a little long.

A Indian boy goes to the chief
he ask how do we get our names
The old chief says well when a child is born the name is given from the first thing the mother sees
when your sister was born we throw open the teepee flap and your sister was named running deer.
why do you ask this question two dogs f--king