@NotYourAverageAquarius
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Penis Size whats this shit about
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She posted it in the "Deal Breakers" thread by kraftwork/TV in the relationships forum.
eee, I posted that in Dealbreakers, it's humour on my part nyaa, and thanks for singling me out lol
I think length is a novelty. I think if you are average you can still hit that G-spot. Girth (makes the feeling of fullness) is what counts. However, if you want your lady to ride, then length would come in handy. Some like to ride rough and you simply can't do that when there's no length--it keeps coming out (knows). I suppose it can be done with a little penis but it's be like you're riding hips lmaoooo! Ride slow and tight! LOL! ijs...
To be fair, I did have an interesting experience with a "small penis" --ages agooo. I mentioned it on some other thread on here, anyway, it was small as in PINKY finger SMALL.
That was the only time penis size seemed to matter.
nyaa, sorry I hit a nerve 😛
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Some peeps have quite the checklist tbh.
those same peeps must be pretty lonely
Well as this thread proved
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/relationships-astrology/mars-and-men-s-member-size-3719156/
Women are awful at visualizing length measuring! They thought the dicks were bigger than they were after actually measuring their own hands. I think a lot of women over shoot the actual size which i guess is good for guys hahaha. So I dont think there is much to worry about yo. I've had girls act like im fucking godzilla down there before after first seeing it and im not much beyond average length. But it was flattering lolol. Girth seems to be a universal winner tho.. 😛
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Well as this thread proved
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/relationships-astrology/mars-and-men-s-member-size-3719156/
Women are awful at visualizing length measuring! They thought the dicks were bigger than they were after actually measuring their own hands. I think a lot of women over shoot the actual size which i guess is good for guys hahaha. So I dont think there is much to worry about yo. I've had girls act like im fucking godzilla down there before after first seeing it and im not much beyond average length. But it was flattering lolol. Girth seems to be a universal winner tho.. 😛
women also lie
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Well as this thread proved
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/relationships-astrology/mars-and-men-s-member-size-3719156/
Women are awful at visualizing length measuring! They thought the dicks were bigger than they were after actually measuring their own hands. I think a lot of women over shoot the actual size which i guess is good for guys hahaha. So I dont think there is much to worry about yo. I've had girls act like im fucking godzilla down there before after first seeing it and im not much beyond average length. But it was flattering lolol. Girth seems to be a universal winner tho.. 😛women also lie
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Yeah you're good at that
Posted by xdimplez
Lol I did a show on this. Ok to post?
Sure I'd love to hear it.
Posted by aquapiscescusp
eee, I posted that in Dealbreakers, it's humour on my part nyaa, and thanks for singling me out lol
Sorry... I was originally going to comment on your post in the "deal breakers" thread but then I realized there was epic potential for derailing that thread. So, I thought it better I start my own thread with a response to your comment. I was just wanting to be polite to TV... and not changing the subject of his thread.
Posted by aquapiscescusp
nyaa, sorry I hit a nerve 😛click to expand
Well maybe ^.^ BUT, I wouldn't say so much as hitting a nerve; more like spiked my curiosity. I guess I have just been seeing women talk about penises so damn much over the past couple of days on several different threads on here or on WC. So, I just wanted to see what they had to say directly about the subject...
Posted by Scorpiorabbit
Normal is 5 to 7 inches.If you fall into they category, you're normal.
Well, that's how I've always looked at it but damn... sometimes women can make you wonder about shit with the way they talk about it ^.^?
Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius
Posted by aquapiscescusp
eee, I posted that in Dealbreakers, it's humour on my part nyaa, and thanks for singling me out lolSorry... I was originally going to comment on your post in the "deal breakers" thread but then I realized there was epic potential for derailing that thread. So, I thought it better I start my own thread with a response to your comment. I was just wanting to be polite to TV... and not changing the subject of his thread.
Posted by aquapiscescusp
nyaa, sorry I hit a nerve 😛Well maybe ^.^ BUT, I wouldn't say so much as hitting a nerve; more like spiked my curiosity. I guess I have just been seeing women talk about penises so damn much over the past couple of days on several different threads on here or on WC. So, I just wanted to see what they had to say directly about the subject...
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No worries nyaa 🙂
Theres that judgey rising! I knew u were faking it in the paper bag thread..
That chart might explain why women are generally more pissy and whiney than men I guess
score 69th post on a penis thread 😄
Posted by robyn808
I'm just throwing up statistics, I have yet to give an opinion. You don't got to get all moody about it.
Just pointing out facts
Posted by robyn808
I'm just throwing up statistics, I have yet to give an opinion. You don't got to get all moody about it.Just pointing out facts
And my virgo rising would like to point out how wrong, leeb moon is for calling gem moon judgy
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But you are judgey virgo rising. Stop trying to suppress it. pffft
rather petite fingers I might add! which I suppose wouldn't be a bad thing for most guys lol
Posted by everevolvingepithet
So how come the tight/loose fanny thing hasn't been elaborated on? Don't anyone be shy on this too! 😄How do you measure this?...
Big girls, small pussy. Little girls, all pussy.
SCIENCE!!!
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lmao!
LMAO! And the truth is revealed!
Posted by GemStar05
I think length is a novelty. I think if you are average you can still hit that G-spot. Girth (makes the feeling of fullness) is what counts. However, if you want your lady to ride, then length would come in handy. Some like to ride rough and you simply can't do that when there's no length--it keeps coming out (knows). I suppose it can be done with a little penis but it's be like you're riding hips lmaoooo! Ride slow and tight! LOL! ijs...
lmaoo
Posted by seraph
A dxp penis thread.Over 100 replies in less than three hours.
Never fails. Lol
We all love the penis...
yep that sounded wrong
Posted by aquapiscescusp
it was small as in PINKY finger SMALL.poor guy :/
LOL! Was it uncircumsized too? 😢
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You think I looked? I touched it and suddenly remembered I had a previous engagement.
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Well as this thread proved
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/relationships-astrology/mars-and-men-s-member-size-3719156/
Women are awful at visualizing length measuring! They thought the dicks were bigger than they were after actually measuring their own hands. I think a lot of women over shoot the actual size which i guess is good for guys hahaha. So I dont think there is much to worry about yo. I've had girls act like im fucking godzilla down there before after first seeing it and im not much beyond average length. But it was flattering lolol. Girth seems to be a universal winner tho.. 😛women also lie
Yeah you're good at that
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lol, men and their penis size... always gets them going....
Posted by Poisson
I think we should just the evasiveness and be direct. I think we know what's really the purpose of this thread... Guys, post pics of what you're packing and I'll rate it from the scale of 1-10
LOL
Posted by Poisson
I think we should just the evasiveness and be direct. I think we know what's really the purpose of this thread... Guys, post pics of what you're packing and I'll rate it from the scale of 1-10
Don't mean to brag but mine can cook up a mean burger.
Posted by geminicandle
I think this thread shows how truly insecure guys really are...funny shit.Ooooo I'm gonna have a field day with this one!
-texts her ex; "btw, your dick was too small!- LOLLL
+1
they got something to prove
Lmaaaooo. well, this is hilarious. 🙂
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Well as this thread proved
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/relationships-astrology/mars-and-men-s-member-size-3719156/
Women are awful at visualizing length measuring! They thought the dicks were bigger than they were after actually measuring their own hands. I think a lot of women over shoot the actual size which i guess is good for guys hahaha. So I dont think there is much to worry about yo. I've had girls act like im fucking godzilla down there before after first seeing it and im not much beyond average length. But it was flattering lolol. Girth seems to be a universal winner tho.. 😛women also lie
Yeah you're good at that
lol, men and their penis size... always gets them going....
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In your dreams, toots
Posted by tiziani
I sometimes compare my burgers with Snoz's burgers when both our grills end up side by side in the cubicles
/dead LLLLMMMAAAOOOOO!
the biggest fellow was which sun sign?
might as well since it is astrology
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Well as this thread proved
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/relationships-astrology/mars-and-men-s-member-size-3719156/
Women are awful at visualizing length measuring! They thought the dicks were bigger than they were after actually measuring their own hands. I think a lot of women over shoot the actual size which i guess is good for guys hahaha. So I dont think there is much to worry about yo. I've had girls act like im fucking godzilla down there before after first seeing it and im not much beyond average length. But it was flattering lolol. Girth seems to be a universal winner tho.. 😛women also lie
Yeah you're good at that
lol, men and their penis size... always gets them going....
In your dreams, toots
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bahahaha insecure about something?
Capricorn followed closely by a Taurus
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Well as this thread proved
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/relationships-astrology/mars-and-men-s-member-size-3719156/
Women are awful at visualizing length measuring! They thought the dicks were bigger than they were after actually measuring their own hands. I think a lot of women over shoot the actual size which i guess is good for guys hahaha. So I dont think there is much to worry about yo. I've had girls act like im fucking godzilla down there before after first seeing it and im not much beyond average length. But it was flattering lolol. Girth seems to be a universal winner tho.. 😛women also lie
Yeah you're good at that
lol, men and their penis size... always gets them going....
In your dreams, toots
bahahaha insecure about something?
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no 🙂
Takes more to piss off a taurus mars yo duhhh.
Posted by TasteOfChaoss
Nacho, you have a small penis don't you...
I have never really been worried about it because I measured it waaaaaay back when I was in high school due to curiosity and it was average to above average in the length department so I never worried about it since then. But, as I have had experience and gotten older I realize the length is not as important as the girth... at least that's what I gather... and my curiosity got me to go measure again. If there is any truth to Robyn's posted statistics then I feel a lot better about the subject.
😄
However, their is a variance in the length my tape measure just measured and the protracter I used in high school haha. I'm gonna have to go try some other measuring sticks/tape measures to find a nice median to feel cozy with.
If your referring to my "Damn" comment on WC the other night when you said needs to be at least 6 inches in length... or w/e... well I said that because that is actually slightly above average and getting awfully close to me actual length, BUT I still got some on that 6 inches haha
Actually, your comment on WC is part of what had sparked my curiosity. Which made me wonder if I should reconsider what I thought was long enough and not... and w/e. I still say length doesn't even matter really all that much outside of being unable to do certain positions... man I can't imagine not being able to do certain positions. There are actually guys so small that they can't do doggy style ?
Takes more to piss off a taurus mars yo duhhh.
Pisces with a Taurus Mars...
Nights—
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who..?
😛
Takes more to piss off a taurus mars yo duhhh.
Pisces with a Taurus Mars...
Nights—
who..?
😛Nothing.
*hugs*
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*awkward aqua venus hug* 🙂
Posted by feby16aqua
Pickled penis soupThat just did the most terrible things to my imagination. I'll have to remember them for Halloween.
😄
Lol goes great with baguette! nom nom
LOL!
Why is this making me hungry—??
Fuck y'all!
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Posted by TheMoodyVulcan
That awkward moment when someone shows up while your reading a thread about the size of male junk and there's a ruler on the edge of your desk.
lmao
Posted by geminicandle
Guys, seriously...Just love your penises the way they are. Work with what you have. Big or small, there is someone for everyone out there.
I'm sure everyone loves his own penis in here! Tender loving care. *fap*
I've been with a guy with a small penis who knew very well how to work it (all in positioning)... he also could make up for it in other ways, not that it was absolutely necessary. All around the best, go figure 🙂
Guys with big dicks have big heads and don't give a rat's
just saying...
Posted by CluelessCancer
I'm insecure about my vag...shrugs. 36D breasts? Too big. I couldn't deal. Size A going on B. Like my small cups.
They are not too big on my frame. Everything is in perfect proportion. I am 5'11.
Oh so you're a knockout!
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Or a beast.
o.O
Did I miss something? What did robyn say that had anything to do with condoning violence as a form of justification? or what TMV said for that matter! But shit just got serious in here and this penis thread isn't fun anymore 😢
All that was said is COCK WORSHIP! embrace le penis to fill our egos!
I reserve the right to punch a woman on a warpath with a baseball bat with the intention to only maim and disable!
Queue in discussion about what is justifiable self defense? 😛 haha
But honestly I would rather not be hit by that baseball bat.
Well throwing punches that's fine, I mean they still hurt if you've got a mean swing but when flying objects are added into the mix it turns into a desperate attempt at disabling the source! Or perhaps just run out the door *shrugs*
hmm.. maybe half disable the source while running out the door.
You are giving some extremes here though.
Let's say for example sake a woman comes at you with a knife or a gun with all intentions to hurt you. Would you really just sit there and take a stab for the team? I mean it's just a flesh wound right? Women can't possibly have the power to penetrate our flesh of steel!
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LOL 🙂
You know I never worry about this kind of crap but all the female input on this lately has me wondering A LOT!
There really must be a lot of dissatisfied women out there.
What is universally considered a small penis ^.^?
I really think it has more to do with the girth of the damn thing then it's length anyways but that is of course my own opinion... and no I am not defending myself. It's just I was initially under the impression that penis size was more of a fad thing then a true problem for women. BUT, apparently it is not just a trend thing.
I would imagine a dick that is 13 inches in length is probably not all that desirable either.
What do you ladies think?
What would you say is universally small to all women across the board?
What would you say is universally too big to all women across the board?
Would you like a dick to be longer, thicker, curved, straight, or any combination of the above?
If it really matters, then what is it that really matters the most to you?
Honest Aquarius inquiry/experiment...