Perfect gifts from women to their men in New Year

An article from newspaper:

Taking An Operation and Restoring Virginity of woman is now a New Year gift of women to men.

Not just restoring virginity, but making vaginas narrower with operation is also a gift from women. The other gifts include breast operations, nose operations ....

ROFL!

What a perfect gifts are those arent they? I wonder how they pack those gifts for those men because normal gifts for New Year are always being packed (We dont want to brake the tradition dont we?). I think they give women red panties with flower in front and strings on it, so when men pull those strings away the panties loosen and come down then ta tataaaaaaaaaa! A gift is ready to be used..lol

"I think they give women red panties with flower in front and strings on it, so when men pull those strings away the panties loosen and come down then ta tataaaaaaaaaa! A gift is ready to be used..lol"

Emm,no thanks string bikinis,thongs,tangas,brazilians or lace or silk boyshorts work better,or lingerie such as flyaway and certain babydolls.My baby seems to like garter belt pieces and the flyaways alot more than anything else.On this whole surgury thing it not an issue if your not a loose so whats that "really" saying about those women,too lazy to do those keegal things to keep it tight.They could try just being naked and stick one of those sticky bows to thier forheads I guess lol.

Too many unknown things for me:

String bikinis, thongs, tangas, brazilians, lace boyshorts, silk boyshorts....keegal.

I give up!