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PFFTAHAHA: Capricorn Man deemed "Sexiest Man Alive" 2019
Posted by Prince_Pisces
He reminds me of a cartoon character that I can't think of right now. At least he's better looking than his wife LOL!
Dude looks like an adult 7 year-old.
Posted by Prince_Pisces
He reminds me of a cartoon character that I can't think of right now. At least he's better looking than his wife LOL!
Some Asian organization paid People to make an Asian IT man...
I wouldn’t have his dog not just his child. Metro fuck! Give me my cave man, Viking, Dracula!!!🧟♀️
And with Kitten's constant self-deprecation about Capricorn men just makes this VERY IRONIC and astrology feel even realer.
Posted by ElvisStalinWoodsPosted by Emhendo
Seriously??
Like ... This doesn't beat the controversy when fucking "Blake Shelton" was the sexiest man alive back in 2017... But it's almost just as bad of a train wreck.
I honestly think People's Magazine set these guys up to be trolled and shit... Like, I wouldn't even want this title, as a man.
I'd sue if you put me on the cover of a magazine talking about "sexiest man alive".. Knowing people got bullshit opinions and "sexy" is the eye of the beholder.
I thought sexy meant "sex appeal".. Meaning you're fuckable.
These guys aren't fuckable. Sorry.
Blake Shelton is not fuckable. John Legend is not fuckable.
I THINK back in 2018 Idris Elba got this title (too lazy to Google it), which is understandable. I can respect that. He is my mom's actor crush.. I know how crazy women are about that black guy.
And John Legend is just at home eating this shit up.. Trynna be humble about it.
But I don't think it's humbleness. I think it's "man, I don't really deserve this title. There are way better looking guys out here".
Sexy isn't even just how you look.. But how you carry yourself.
John Legend comes off SO BETA to me.. He doesn't look tough, he doesn't look fit. He doesn't have any EDGE or attitude about him.. He lacks that punch, you know..
Talkin bout some damn "sexiest man alive".. If John Legend wasn't a singer, married to that big booty Asian chick, and still in the tabloids because of her.. You'd forget that John Legend IS "alive".
Like look at his little baby fingers and shit. Just looking flavorless and corny.
Most punchable face in R&B
People's Magazine need to stop trying with all the adult content .. Stop trying to make their brand a "for grown folks", "we appeal to women" ass magazine.
The title could be "Most Respectable Man Alive ".
Because.. John Legend is a RESPECTABLE guy.
The title could be fucking "Awesomest Man Alive"
Or "Adventurous Man Alive"..
Something
Cuz these are things that make masculine energy "sexy" in the first fucking place, right??
You can't just call somebody sexy and they ain't got the fuckin sex.. They ain't got the "I want his children".
Show me one bitch wants John Legend's children
Women of DXP.. Do you want John Legend's children?
I think that's why his bitch ain't bothered getting pregnant by him... I know when a woman is in love. I know when a woman is with a man and he's more than her financial stability, Beta Male Provider.
Because they waste no time sitting tf down and having 10 fucking babies by the man.
John Legend is "safe" to his wife. His model wife feels in control.
She will leave him pretty soon.. Something will happen. Watch.
Or she'll wait till all her youth is gone and looks are faded to have his children.
She's stil on the market, in my opinion if she ain't had them babies yet... I don't give a fuck about a ring on her finger.
That aint your bitch till she has your baby.. And she better not take 5 years to do so.. A bitch suppose to have your baby in the first year or two.
So ya
...
John Legend.
Nope, not feeling it bruh...
When I see that picture, I wanna punch ya. That eyebrow didn't help.. The unbutton shirt... The fact that he had to TRY.. Nah.. Bye.
Little too concentrated on mans.
You sound like a meangirlclick to expand
I'm just as concentrated as the rest of the fucking world AHAHAA.. I'm making jokes and sharing my insight just like everybody else.
Fuck is wrong with that?
This is DXPNET. I am not infront of a camera trynna have a live talk show... I'm just joking and shit. Playing off the irony Kitten has produced. It's the internet.
If I sound like mean girl, then you look like a soyboy in your picture gtfoh
Posted by ElvisStalinWoodsPosted by EmhendoPosted by ElvisStalinWoodsPosted by Emhendo
Seriously??
Like ... This doesn't beat the controversy when fucking "Blake Shelton" was the sexiest man alive back in 2017... But it's almost just as bad of a train wreck.
I honestly think People's Magazine set these guys up to be trolled and shit... Like, I wouldn't even want this title, as a man.
I'd sue if you put me on the cover of a magazine talking about "sexiest man alive".. Knowing people got bullshit opinions and "sexy" is the eye of the beholder.
I thought sexy meant "sex appeal".. Meaning you're fuckable.
These guys aren't fuckable. Sorry.
Blake Shelton is not fuckable. John Legend is not fuckable.
I THINK back in 2018 Idris Elba got this title (too lazy to Google it), which is understandable. I can respect that. He is my mom's actor crush.. I know how crazy women are about that black guy.
And John Legend is just at home eating this shit up.. Trynna be humble about it.
But I don't think it's humbleness. I think it's "man, I don't really deserve this title. There are way better looking guys out here".
Sexy isn't even just how you look.. But how you carry yourself.
John Legend comes off SO BETA to me.. He doesn't look tough, he doesn't look fit. He doesn't have any EDGE or attitude about him.. He lacks that punch, you know..
Talkin bout some damn "sexiest man alive".. If John Legend wasn't a singer, married to that big booty Asian chick, and still in the tabloids because of her.. You'd forget that John Legend IS "alive".
Like look at his little baby fingers and shit. Just looking flavorless and corny.
Most punchable face in R&B
People's Magazine need to stop trying with all the adult content .. Stop trying to make their brand a "for grown folks", "we appeal to women" ass magazine.
The title could be "Most Respectable Man Alive ".
Because.. John Legend is a RESPECTABLE guy.
The title could be fucking "Awesomest Man Alive"
Or "Adventurous Man Alive"..
Something
Cuz these are things that make masculine energy "sexy" in the first fucking place, right??
You can't just call somebody sexy and they ain't got the fuckin sex.. They ain't got the "I want his children".
Show me one bitch wants John Legend's children
Women of DXP.. Do you want John Legend's children?
I think that's why his bitch ain't bothered getting pregnant by him... I know when a woman is in love. I know when a woman is with a man and he's more than her financial stability, Beta Male Provider.
Because they waste no time sitting tf down and having 10 fucking babies by the man.
John Legend is "safe" to his wife. His model wife feels in control.
She will leave him pretty soon.. Something will happen. Watch.
Or she'll wait till all her youth is gone and looks are faded to have his children.
She's stil on the market, in my opinion if she ain't had them babies yet... I don't give a fuck about a ring on her finger.
That aint your bitch till she has your baby.. And she better not take 5 years to do so.. A bitch suppose to have your baby in the first year or two.
So ya
...
John Legend.
Nope, not feeling it bruh...
When I see that picture, I wanna punch ya. That eyebrow didn't help.. The unbutton shirt... The fact that he had to TRY.. Nah.. Bye.
Little too concentrated on mans.
You sound like a meangirl
I'm just as concentrated as the rest of the fucking world AHAHAA.. I'm making jokes and sharing my insight just like everybody else.
Fuck is wrong with that?
This is DXPNET. I am not infront of a camera trynna have a live talk show... I'm just joking and shit. Playing off the irony Kitten has produced. It's the internet.
If I sound like mean girl, then you look like a soyboy in your picture gtfoh
Would tell you to suck my soy dick. But, you might think I'm coming onto you.
Carry on in peace, Wendy.click to expand
And I can tell you take it up the ass, but I might break my gaydar.
Like that's all you got—
Shit, if you too scared to tell me to suck it... Then how about this..
How about YOU suck MY dick? Okay?
Nice talk, Wendy.
Posted by Vicktoria
I think his voice is sexy.
Dope beats. I love André 3000
All three songs was my SHIT back in the day.
Posted by emeraldgem
Who's Wendy? Sorry stoned and kinda enjoying this lmfao
This mothafucka talking about Wendy Williams... But then says he wants that type of drama.
Idk wtf wrong with people..
Who tf is you??! Coming out the woodworks trynna CHECK ME?
Just laugh and keep it moving. John Legend ain't paying nannigga bills...
Posted by ElvisStalinWoodsPosted by EmhendoPosted by emeraldgem
Who's Wendy? Sorry stoned and kinda enjoying this lmfao
Just laugh and keep it moving. John Legend ain't paying nannigga bills...
Yet you riding his dick to the point where of a neck sprain. Perhaps you're well practiced in that arena thoughclick to expand
Man, shut the fuck up. Fuckin weird ass nigga..
I'm done with yo bitch ass
Posted by Arielle83
Ya Idris Alba made me wish I was Kate Winslet, skin to skin, in a snowbank, starving.
AHAHAHAAAAAA @ starving
I find this interesting. I don't know american "celebrities" so I don't know about this guy, but he doesn't look very manly and in all his couple pics he's completely eclipsed by the bitch. I saw a photoshoot he made recently with his wife and he looked 100% submissive, even wearing an apron.
so I suspect it's another SJW attempt and the award is politically motivated to spread the image of a soyboy as a model.
so I suspect it's another SJW attempt and the award is politically motivated to spread the image of a soyboy as a model.
seriously ?
Posted by Antiphates
Why does this even matter?
I don't know.
If it don't matter TO YOU then you can just find another thread that matters.
Does anything matter??
"Matter".
AHAHAHAAAA.. The fuck
if it's not bordeline nazi propaganda, it will not matter to this guy
Posted by AntiphatesPosted by EmhendoPosted by Antiphates
Why does this even matter?
I don't know.
If it don't matter TO YOU then you can just find another thread that matters.
Does anything matter??
"Matter".
AHAHAHAAAA.. The fuck
As a nihilist nothing matters to me but I can still be puzzled by what seems to matter to other people.
So, is this just a rant or is there a bigger point?click to expand
She never truly has a point.... all she does is drag her slug 🐌 vagina across things and shits on things and complains.
Calls people whore, ugly etc....
Such a miserable person. I’m so glad I don’t know anyone like her in my life. I imagine she struggles to keep anyone present in her life considering the shit she constantly bickers about.
Posted by hydorah
I find this interesting. I don't know american "celebrities" so I don't know about this guy, but he doesn't look very manly and in all his couple pics he's completely eclipsed by the bitch. I saw a photoshoot he made recently with his wife and he looked 100% submissive, even wearing an apron.
so I suspect it's another SJW attempt and the award is politically motivated to spread the image of a soyboy as a model.
Holy shit.
You pointed out so many things that I wanted to say but wasn't really worth the extra time and precision ..
Yes, he's 100% Beta. The apron thing is fuckin REAL.. She probably gets on on top every night, because his back muscles don't work good enough for a hard fucking and she don't want this man's face all up in hers. I mean, dude looks scary as fuck, if you look closely.
Not manly at all. Very baby-like. Very.
Women don't want "cute". They want handsome.
Posted by Romz-Posted by AntiphatesPosted by EmhendoPosted by Antiphates
Why does this even matter?
I don't know.
If it don't matter TO YOU then you can just find another thread that matters.
Does anything matter??
"Matter".
AHAHAHAAAA.. The fuck
As a nihilist nothing matters to me but I can still be puzzled by what seems to matter to other people.
So, is this just a rant or is there a bigger point?
She never truly has a point.... all she does is drag her slug 🐌 vagina across things and shits on things and complains.
Calls people whore, ugly etc....
Such a miserable person. I’m so glad I don’t know anyone like her in my life. I imagine she struggles to keep anyone present in her life considering the shit she constantly bickers about.click to expand
Oh, suck it. PLEASE.
I'm actually very cool in person.. The internet is just the internet. This is the place where I get my most deepest harshest thoughts out.
Let's not act like you're so fuckin perfect. You called me ugly first. Our first encoutner.. You attacked ME first.
What you don't realize is, people are allowed to have opinions and spread propaganda. I can say harsh shit ONLINE without that being definite in who I AM.
All I do is drink beer, talk to women, and drive cool cars.. Doesn't sound miserable to me. I'm living the life, baby. I am LIVING THE LIFE.
Call me if you're ever in Chicago.
Posted by GODZ
plus ehmendo arent you trying to fuck a capricorn girl since idk.
stats are right
I will fuck a pegasus bitch.
I've fucked a few Capricornia nerd women.
Posted by ElvisStalinWoodsPosted by Prince_Pisces
He reminds me of a cartoon character that I can't think of right now. At least he's better looking than his wife LOL!
Arthurclick to expand
ahaha omg that was so good
Posted by ElvisStalinWoodsPosted by Prince_Pisces
He reminds me of a cartoon character that I can't think of right now. At least he's better looking than his wife LOL!
Arthurclick to expand
Having fun isn't hard when you got a library card!
Pffft, it should have been this Gemini. Lenny is one sexy motherfucker.
Posted by GODZPosted by Jules-ll
Pffft, it should have been this Gemini. Lenny is one sexy motherfucker.
he had his timeclick to expand
At 55 he's still got it...
Posted by GODZPosted by Jules-llPosted by GODZPosted by Jules-ll
Pffft, it should have been this Gemini. Lenny is one sexy motherfucker.
he had his time
At 55 he's still got it...
SO MANY DILF CHASERS ON DXP, GOD HELP THEM
OH SHIT ITS MEclick to expand
Are you a dilf? Sexiness has not a thing to do with age...you should know that GODZ since you age in reverse.
Posted by GODZPosted by Jules-llPosted by GODZPosted by Jules-llPosted by GODZPosted by Jules-ll
Pffft, it should have been this Gemini. Lenny is one sexy motherfucker.
he had his time
At 55 he's still got it...
SO MANY DILF CHASERS ON DXP, GOD HELP THEM
OH SHIT ITS ME
Are you a dilf? Sexiness has not a thing to do with age...you should know that GODZ since you age in reverse.
So wait since im age in reverse, its mean when i'm young i'm old ? so i'm actually a DILFclick to expand
Work it, Cap!
Posted by Black-MambaPosted by Romz-Posted by AntiphatesPosted by EmhendoPosted by Antiphates
Why does this even matter?
I don't know.
If it don't matter TO YOU then you can just find another thread that matters.
Does anything matter??
"Matter".
AHAHAHAAAA.. The fuck
As a nihilist nothing matters to me but I can still be puzzled by what seems to matter to other people.
So, is this just a rant or is there a bigger point?
She never truly has a point.... all she does is drag her slug 🐌 vagina across things and shits on things and complains.
Calls people whore, ugly etc....
Such a miserable person. I’m so glad I don’t know anyone like her in my life. I imagine she struggles to keep anyone present in her life considering the shit she constantly bickers about.
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄click to expand
You’re too late to the party!
Victorious already got here first and slimed me with his vageen too!
Posted by Emhendo
I think that's why his bitch ain't bothered getting pregnant by him...
Or she'll wait till all her youth is gone and looks are faded to have his children.
She's stil on the market, in my opinion if she ain't had them babies yet... I don't give a fuck about a ring on her finger.
That aint your bitch till she has your baby.. And she better not take 5 years to do so.. A bitch suppose to have your baby in the first year or two.
/thread
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Or she'll wait till all her youth is gone and looks are faded to have his children.
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John Legend.
Nope, not feeling it bruh...
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