PSA: Jockey2809

This is a Public Service Announcement for the ladies of DXP. Where I typically don't believe in these types of threads, recent events make this post a necessity.

Jockey2809, You're one sick little shit.

Given your epic level of deception, I'm convinced that your like some dirty 60 year-old bastard who preys upon women. Fuck, you could be the next craigslistkiller a la dxp.

Knowing you're a predator, I can't in good conscience sit by while you snare another one behind the scenes. I tried to bite my tongue but I can't...sorry.

I dunno if you're just playing games or you're fucked in the head but you're so not welcome round these parts.

Mofos should mass boycott your ass for really real. Fuck did you ever post on the forum in the first place or do all your dirty work behind the scenes?

Either way, you're a reminder that no one on this site is trustworthy and there are some crazy mofos out there.

You're scary dude.

*This is not a test*

He's a shit faced fucker who joined the site to deceive the ladies and he'd probably steal your awkwardly tight khaki shorts too.

Halloween...riiiiight

Ok he looks like he has ball yeast

Recent visitors to the cappy forum will know what's what.

I don't think he posts much. Just torments the chicks.

Posted by ThroatVirus

Posted by Prince_Pisces
So what did this guy do? I wanna know 🙂

its kind of a loooong story but I can give you the short version if you want...

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Is it the guy that show his wiener to tubby throughout twitter or something. 😄

Posted by ThroatVirus
Tubby is on twitter?

she's got a twatter account?

IDK, but she's everywhere. She probably got adult finder, teen for cash account or something. 😛 😄

Will someone please tell me what happened via PM?

Did this all happen on a thread?

Posted by pigeonpie

Posted by Amandus
Will someone please tell me what happened via PM?

Hahaha

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😢

Yea. I got the gist of it but I still feel like I got the short end of the stick. Hmmmm. I'll just have to think it was for the best.

Posted by pigeonpie
Oh, and DXPoverlord deleted him as far as I can tell.

His account still exist as far as i know.

I think tubby secretly works for the DXPoverlord...kinda like the Power Rangers. 😄

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Posted by TasteOfChaos

Posted by Chance11
i'll tell you!..i've got names...poem writers..grandstanding, manipulative drama queens (hey val!)..the whoooole story.. you know if jockey came on here the story would probably look a little less one sided..and maybe he'd be the 'victim' instead 😉..toc's just in it for the humor which i can appreciate 🙂

You ain't got shit!!

Where is tubby!!!!

shes eating tacos I presume

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Or taking a shit after eating that tacos. 😄

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Posted by sdgaf
one day, women will rule the world..

So long as I get a lie-in or an afternoon nap, sounds like a great idea.

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Don't forget the pre-made sandwhich. 🙂

Posted by TasteOfChaos
I kinda feel ashamed that I'm totally getting off on this drama....

I have NO real life drama... Personal life is calm and peaceful...

So to me, this is AWESOME!!

Should I feel ashamed?!

I think DXP was created for that sole purposed instead of astrology....kinda like the reality shows we have today. Real life drama just doesn't cut it. 😄

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Posted by sdgaf
one day, women will rule the world..

It's in our master plan, didn't you know? http://photobucket.com/images/evil% 20laugh" target="_blank">

don't worry..
EGO will get in the way..

and PMS. 😛

I kid. 😄

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I think it's perfectly normal for a shemale. 😄

Never heard of him. *shrugs*
But if he's writing raunchy PM's...........damn. 😢

Ew. Well, let's massacre. Someone link me I'm lazy haha

And hello. Where's all our ranchy PM's? SHEESH, get with it people. 😛

Posted by venusianbull
And hello. Where's all our ranchy PM's? SHEESH, get with it people. 😛

I'm saying though....lol

I always get left out of all the good stuff. *kicking desk leg* LOL

*crickets*

*looks around*

I want a keychain with something you can click to make the cricket noise.

Market them Bri. Beats the hell out of a salad shooter.

My dad's an Aqua...and sometimes when you talk to him, he just doesn't answer. Lol. It's really weird. He's the strangest individual I've ever met.

I think he's just grumpy or something and doesn't feel like talking. :/

I'll be like hey dad.... ........ ..... ....... no answer. So I'm haha okay. Good talk.

If only I had something to make the cricket noise. Would pretty much complete my life.

That's amazing!!!!!!! 😄

Sorry for derailing. But there wasn't much else to say about the Jockitch

True I was trying to be polite. Never works for me

Plus Tubbs already hates when I comment on her threads. She's sensitive.

I thought you just derailed a topic with absolutely no shame.

Lol whatever

Doesn't really matter to me either way. 🙂 Bitches don't bother me.

Just fakes.

*brushes shoulders off*

*dusts Bling's off too*

*then, VB's*

Thankee. 🙂

*nods* 😄

Is that an Aussie phrase? I've never heard that in my life

I met some guys from Brunei the other day at the hotel. Jolly little fucks. 🙂
They had the coolest accents...it was like Australian mixed with Asian, mixed with Indian

Posted by TasteOfChaos
I dunno man... Probably!

You heard "she's built like a brick shit house"?

Tis my fave when I talk about fat chicks

Lol that's a Libra saying!!! I'm telling you...mine says it all the time.
& built like a bigbox Chevy.....lol...and he makes this motor revving noise. Makes me crack up

Posted by TasteOfChaos
Where the fuck is that tubby... I wanna rile her up...

It's still light out. She can't come out yet.

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Posted by TasteOfChaos
I dunno man... Probably!

You heard "she's built like a brick shit house"?

Tis my fave when I talk about fat chicks

Lol that's a Libra saying!!! I'm telling you...mine says it all the time.
& built like a bigbox Chevy.....lol...and he makes this motor revving noise. Makes me crack up

Haha fucking libras!!!
I don't know about them fucker anymore!

My fave Aussie saying is... Fucken oath ayyyyyyye

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wtf does that mean? Lol

I used to say "owwww!" in high school. But I'm pretty sure people don't mean it the same way when they say it now.
I meant it kind of in a "that's hot" way.

They're understandable. And like learning anything else your brain just makes the right flip from one word to the next. 🙂