REAL SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW

Scotty doesnt know that Fiona & me
Do it in my van every sunday
She tells him she is in church but doesnt go
Still shes on her knees & Scotty doesnt know

Oh, Scotty doesnt know
So dont tell Scotty

Fiona says shes out shopping
But she is under me & Im not stopping...
Because Scotty doesnt know
So dont tell Scotty

I cant believe he is sooo trusting, while Im right behind u thrusting

Fiona's got him on the phone and trying not to moan
Its a 3-way call & he knows nothing
Scotty doesnt know

We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Scotty doesnt know

The parking lot, why not?
Its cool when u r on top
His front lawn in the snow
Life is hard coz Scotty doesnt know

We even did it on his birthday

Scotty doesnt know
Scotty gotta go!

Well thank you for finally filling me in, I hate not knowing.

Next time, don't tell scotty...

Im sure we do have some Fiona's in here thou, even Scotty's or people who were Scotty/Fiona at one point. Will the real Scotty/Fiona please stand up...

Or the 3rd wheel

I did stand up dammit!

See me over here dancing to the song?
**shaking what his momma gave him**

Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know...

^^lmao. U have a scotty? Do tell. I always had my suspicions about libra males. Oohoohoo

Sure and very few of them know,lol. The video of the song is very funny and sad, lol..poor Scotty is standing there while they ridicule him. And the song actually bcomes a hit on his expense...rubbing salt to the wound.

Sure and very few of them know,lol. The video of the song is very funny and sad, lol..poor Scotty is standing there while they ridicule him. And the song actually bcomes a hit on his expense...rubbing salt to the wound.

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^^lmao. U have a scotty? Do tell. I always had my suspicions about libra males. Oohoohoo

Maybe his name is Scotty. lol. There are a lot of Scott's in the world, you know!

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Winner!

I like this song too, have since I first heard it years ago. When the timing fits (I walk into a conversation late) my friends have said "don't tell scotty" for a long time. The only time it stopped was when my real life situation was too similar to the song. They didn't bring it up for a bit then, it has made a comeback though.

^^lol, shame. How did u find out, scotty?

THIS is an Aqua at her finest ;0 HEE HEE

Nikki, come here u sexy horse and give me a kissi. Girl, ever had any Fiona moments (cheated)?