Sex Chat

I'm bored so let's talk about sex.

1. Where is the weirdest place that you've had sex?

2. Where is the most public place that you've had sex?

3. What is the most taboo thing you've done during sex?

4. What is the most taboo thing you've had done to you during sex?

5. What is one thing you haven't done, but would like try?

6. What was the most embarrassing thing that you experience while having sex?

I'll go first...will answer one at a time depending on how many people actually participate as no one seems to be on 😛

2. Where is the most public place that you've had sex?

I think the most public place has to be a gas station parking lot. There are other instances, but eh, this one was probably most public because it was broad day light and there were plenty of people going in and out of the store.

Long story short, we started in the passengers seat and that sucked so we opened the front and back doors to shield us...which was stupid because even though I was on my knees, he was standing up with his pants around his ankles...so uhm...yeah.

I don't think anyone saw us and we obviously didn't get caught but it was fun 😄

answer the damn questions! oh that's right, scorps are only like to pretend they have interesting sex.

geez! stop proving me right. scorpio's are prudes and unimaginative. admit it. your definition of a sex freak would be having sex with the lights on.

a threesome 😛 sheesh

i should probably start drinking now

foreshore4foreskin

howdy chicky! i dont know where that is, but i will google. if it's just out of doors...booo! now if it was out of doors at a concert or somethin like that, *high fives*

and Scorp, i know you're trying to be sarcastic, but outside of the socks comment, i'm sure it was true. and ok, maybe the freakiest thing you've done is suck a man's toes...that seems up your alley as scorps are gross like that.

oh wait! it is a festival. i think you told me about that. so you were a dirty whore in the past year or two...good job?!

Posted by ellessque
2. Where is the most public place that you've had sex?

at the park....on top of one of these....

after the parked closed....of course.

you realize if you had gotten caught you would be on a sex offender list? see, that's why scorpios are considered freaks. they do stupid shit.

*has never seen a school across from a gas station*

and eh, at least the rest of us are imaginative when it comes to our eros zones.

the taboo act that i have committed? we shall not speak of it.

venus in aries is impulsive and by the time we figure out it's taboo, it's already over 😛

anyhoo...

6. What was the most embarrassing thing that you experience while having sex?

this is actually kinda gross more than embarrassing. i was drunk. had sex. woke up the next morning and remembered i was on my period.

took forever to find that tampon.

pffft

eck...mars in aries^ 😛

well you bitches are boring. time to watch some rho of something reruns

1.- Empty pool.
2.- 3rd floor of a furniture store (to this day I still wonder if they had cameras up there). Pier by a river. Movie theater. Balcony. Not really sure which one was more public.
3.- Hmm... 🙂
4.- Nothing I can think of.
5.- Pagan style orgy.
6.- Relates to 1... security guard walking around in the shadows while we were in the empty pool. (nighttime). Didn't stop us though.

I think I know what you mean about that Venus in Aries.-

Posted by ellessque
where the hell is everyone? they've been wanting a thread like this forever.

honestly, tubbs, I have venus, mars and uranus in my 12th house...and in libra. I could be more serious with my answers but then I'd have to figure out how to dispose of your body.

I'd rather watch and learn 😄

maybe i've blocked everyone except for you two? 😄

also interesting. you have a pisces stellium too? or are they not within 10 deg? if you do have a stellium, that would explain a lot.

wtf is a pagan style orgy? i bet it involves blood 😢

ooooh, speaking of moms...

i was like 11 and after school, i was horny and dry humped a big stuffed care bear. i fell asleep on top of it...with my door open!!! i woke up to my mom asking me what i was doing. i can't remember what i said, but it couldn't help that my pants were unbuttoned...HA!

Posted by caligula
wtf is a pagan style orgy? i bet it involves blood 😢

Not sure the term actually exists as such, but I think of it outdoors, near or in a forest with replicas of those ancient statues (I find those ancient potrayals of female bodies quite erotic) and of course, an infinite supply of wine... or at least plenty of it.

Blood? Well, no, at least not for my part.-

you must be pisces? with those eyes you look like one if ya ain't.

fuck you are! you sound like someone i know vewwy vewwy well.

expected. mercury ruled signs are asexual.

i had a gemini bf once. definitely my most depressing experience...i'm sad now 😢

wont say that he wasn't kinky, but we tried the role play thing and frankly, it was just stupid. in other words, your sexual style is stupid and therefore your answers will be stupid, but your welcome to spam us with gifs as i can't stop you...oh wait, i can 😛

*you're

Posted by TV
not that it should matter but I have a Mars and Venus in Taurus...

I haven't tried the roleplay thing as I'm a virgin and I'm waiting for the right person. 🙂

all that means is that you're great at cunnilingus. i give you props for that. doesn't make you great in bed.

maybe you should try role play and then attempt to do it with another airhead? it might turn out that your sun will take over and then *explosion*!

i doubt it, but hey, i think the whole notion is stupid, but they don't make naughty nurse costumes for people like me.

Posted by caligula

Posted by TV

Posted by caligula

I can't possibly be the first guy to be creeped out by you...I refuse to believe it.

you're implying that YOU were MY gemini.

also, he didn't creep me out. he had great stamina, but was uninteresting...plus he had a lil wee. if you align yourself with him so be it and if that be the case, yeah, you and your wee cock "creep" me out.

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ugh! hidden due to another's incompetence.

wtf can't you quote right? see, this is a sign that you can't undo a bra, let alone pull off a pair of panties.

asshole 😛

nice to know that you have an affinity for your asshole. thanks!

Oh hell, I'll play. One taboo thing I'd like to try is to wear remote control panties and go out to a bar/party somewhere public and hand over the remote to my bf.

Oops, meant panties with a vibrator in them that has a remote control. That sounded weird without the vibrator part. lol!

i'd go there, but i won't.

Posted by truecap
Oops, meant panties with a vibrator in them that has a remote control. That sounded weird without the vibrator part. lol!

you have a dick in your panties?

*backs away*

Posted by caligula

Posted by truecap
Oops, meant panties with a vibrator in them that has a remote control. That sounded weird without the vibrator part. lol!

you have a dick in your panties?

*backs away*

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Oh hell no! lol! Not a dick vibrator, just a small, little bullet. Got to admit, it'd be fun!

I haven't done it, just thought it'd be interesting and quite fun! Special little secret between the two of ya!

I CAUGHT TUBBY ONCE IN MY SHEEP SHED WITH TWO RAMS,
I DON'T WANT TO YALK ABOUT IT TO PAINFUL.

Posted by TasteOfChaosss

Hahahahaha!!

WTF!!—

I cant believe you shared that!

You humped a teddy—

a CARE BEAR thank you very much

my bro is older than me and i used to snoop in his room a lot. he had lots of porn 😛

Posted by R24

3/4. Received a few golden showers by ex-leo. Made his ass receive one then he wasn't so enthused. Had an ex aries that always wanted to penetrate me with frozen bananas or popsicles. I finally let him. *Brrrr* I didn't like it, but that intent and fascinated look on his face made it worth it. It was entertaining

groooooss!

i have a leo friend who admitted to this as well. except it was in the guys mouth.

*gags*

New Care Animal. The Care Were....

May be easier to wet...if you're into furries.

Looks like Tubby's type 🙂

no, it's just that very few on this site has sex...that's why they're on *this* site

1. Where is the weirdest place that you've had sex?

a small closet. which doesnt seem all that weird until you know that i refused anything sensible like a bed, couch or kitchen counter, then randomly turned and open the closet door.

2. Where is the most public place that you've had sex?

the side of a busy hiking trail in broad day light... behind a big bush. we were literally 4 or 5 ft away from the trail.

3. What is the most taboo thing you've done during sex?

taboo? during sex? this doesn't compute...

4. What is the most taboo thing you've had done to you during sex?

...again. there isnt anything i can think of that id consider taboo. the most out there though... has been mentioned as something someone wants to try.

5. What is one thing you haven't done, but would like try?

there are a lot of twisted things i want to try, but i really want to be part of the mile high club. i think about it every time i get in a plane. i will achieve this...

6. What was the most embarrassing thing that you experience while having sex?

i was walked in on with a bf in the middle of sodomy