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Oh man is that true. For me it is.
What's your venus/mars?
Me? Venus in Pisces, Mars in Capricorn.
Oh. I'm both aries. I guess I'm a screamer.
HA!
HA!
Whooooot! Apparently I'm the master of control until I unleash my inner demons. With the heart of a pink be-frilled tutu. I seem to be okay with this. 😉
Well I'm supposedly selfish and lightening fast in bed which I gotta be honest is true. With the right guy I'm set in like 5 min. Anything after that is just a bonus.
I put up with so much then it's GAME OVER. Go time. Put up or shut up. Foreplay? What is this mysterious word that is humming in my ear? NOW.
Lol 🙂
You can say baby your wee is amazing and oh so...move to the right.
You can say baby your wee is amazing and oh so...move to the right.
LOL I like that. Baby that was amazing, but it would be absolutely mind blowing if you....
LOL!! And.....*wilt*
12:00
Me: Fuck me!
12:05
Me: Woo! Was good for me, how bout u?
Me: Fuck me!
12:05
Me: Woo! Was good for me, how bout u?
ROFLMAO
10 P.M. Oh baby, dinner was amazing, you're a goddess, my everything..
*hazel eyes darting at crotch* Mmmhmmm
10:30 P.M. I wonder what's on the Sports Channel..
10:30.2 P.M. OH HELL NAW, BED, NOW, I've got some different tackling in mind.
10 P.M. Oh baby, dinner was amazing, you're a goddess, my everything..
*hazel eyes darting at crotch* Mmmhmmm
10:30 P.M. I wonder what's on the Sports Channel..
10:30.2 P.M. OH HELL NAW, BED, NOW, I've got some different tackling in mind.
The fellas love me. I make them feel like they're Gods.
Like damn, my wee is so awesome she nutted in warp speed...and the cops are on the way.
(Cause I'm a screamer...get it? Eh....)
Like damn, my wee is so awesome she nutted in warp speed...and the cops are on the way.
(Cause I'm a screamer...get it? Eh....)
Neighbors holding up score cards. Excellent speed, GREAT form, I'll give her a TEN! *and the crowd goes wild*
Well venus we need to make sure your cappy influences insure your boytoys aren't from the school yard
That is a puzzle for me. I've never had a boy toy. Maybe I need to have one and see what all the fuss is about. Must be legal though. All that cruising around the high schools is getting tiresome. 😛
Get it girl! It's in the stars 🙂
LOL I'll keep that in mind TOC. I think I just gave myself the shivers. Yuck.
LMAO In the stars. Bleaarrrgh. No boys, MEN. Please and thank you.
Porn star school would be awesome!
BoysIIMen then...all 4
*smh* Oh man. ROFLMAO I think one man would suit me just fine.
Absolutely not. And I'd be pointing in one direction, the door and egress. On winged foot.
I know. 🙂 I could see it in my head though. Beating cheeks with my mobile open dialing '911'. LOL
LOL Pick up your shattered award at the door and continue to step through and out.
She's Bull like me though. Ownership runs deep. Oh hello there, you're mine. And did I mention you're mine? Oh looky there, MINE AGAIN. Still mine.
Lol! My fantasy is a male orgy with lil ol me in the middle. Couldn't do it for really real though.
Ka-POW. 😉
One of mine is to be tossed over someones shoulder while I struggle to break free. ( erm, not ) Then he proceeds to have his wicked way with me, much to my ( feigned ) chagrin.
Bwahahahahaa. 😄
I Disagree * takes out paddle*
Uhoh, she means business.
Venus in Aries and Mars in Aquarius.
So presumably I keep my neighbours awake all night with the sound of my multiple vibrators.
So presumably I keep my neighbours awake all night with the sound of my multiple vibrators.
When Venus or Mars is in Aquarius
The sign most likely to have more than one vibrator / sex toy.
When Venus or Mars is in Pisces
The sign most likely to make you breakfast in bed.
lmao!!!!
The sign most likely to have more than one vibrator / sex toy.
When Venus or Mars is in Pisces
The sign most likely to make you breakfast in bed.
lmao!!!!
Posted by cappysweetie
When Venus or Mars is in Aquarius
The sign most likely to have more than one vibrator / sex toy.
When Venus or Mars is in Pisces
The sign most likely to make you breakfast in bed.
lmao!!!!
What the hell is that in the glass?!?
Posted by caligula
When Venus is in Leo
The sign most likely to make you feel worshipped.
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When Mars is in Scorpio
The sign most likely to give you one night you will never forget.
Posted by LibraSidPosted by cappysweetie
When Venus or Mars is in Aquarius
The sign most likely to have more than one vibrator / sex toy.
When Venus or Mars is in Pisces
The sign most likely to make you breakfast in bed.
lmao!!!!
What the hell is that in the glass?!?click to expand
ROTFL!!!!!!
My secret 😉
Posted by MissPirate
Venus in Aries and Mars in Aquarius.
So presumably I keep my neighbours awake all night with the sound of my multiple vibrators.
HA!
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