@brianafay
19 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius
The sexiest animals on the farm... Lol.
on someone's face??
That liar. Lol.
Hahaha she would never stand for that.
Or would she? *raises eyebrow*
You know what they say: Lady in the streets.....
Lol...
Awwww, I feel all warm inside. You say the most romantic things linking Tate and I. 😉
See, lol, DXP mating call
Went to lunch and sat at the bar. Some very interesting lunch time conversation going on....
3 BIRDS (you like that Tate?) sitting next to me...probably in their late 50's early 60's talking about typical housewife shit. One was saying how she wanted to re-landscape her yard and the other was like Oh I have the best lawnboy named Roberto, I'll have him call you. She then continues, and I am quoting this grandma word for word...
"I heard he likes pussy *cackle* & he has a big thing....a real big one....we call him horseman."
:O what the
Posted by LovelyScorp
I've seen this before.I didn't get it then and I don't get it now.
Been chanting it to myself all day.
Damn it.
say it fast.
hint: say it to the tune of bow-chick-bow-wowww
😄
Posted by brianafay
Went to lunch and sat at the bar. Some very interesting lunch time conversation going on....3 BIRDS (you like that Tate?) sitting next to me...probably in their late 50's early 60's talking about typical housewife shit. One was saying how she wanted to re-landscape her yard and the other was like Oh I have the best lawnboy named Roberto, I'll have him call you. She then continues, and I am quoting this grandma word for word...
"I heard he likes pussy *cackle* & he has a big thing....a real big one....we call him horseman.":O what the
see, this is the exact reason one should not EAVESDROP lmao! haha. horseman.
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I can't believe she said pussy....like I can't get over it.
Grandma no 😢
My Libra was with me...he was gagging. Lol I kept kicking him like shut up
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Say it out loud.
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(Courtesy of my quirky Aqua sister.)