Some of the FB Quotes are hilarious. : )

Examples

"A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him!"

"Looking through a girls photos and thinking "slut..slut..slut..slut" 😄"

"When Life Gives You a Bad Romance, show everyone your Poker Face, buy a new Telephone, call Alejandro, and you guys Just Dance!"

"Teacher: Billy why are you crying and why did you bring your cat to school? Billy: Because I heard my dad tell my mom "When Billy leaves to school I'm gonna beat that pussy up!""

"Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil"

"Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?"

Share yours favorite favorite funny quotes. 😄

UGH!! @ you avatar 😛!!!!!!

I'm a twitter fan myself lol. I like it way much.

Posted by cappysweetie
UGH!! @ you avatar 😛!!!!!!

I'm a twitter fan myself lol. I like it way much.

Nobody wants to see the naked pic of me so i decided to put this instead. 😛

You would NOT post a birthday suit .....

Women! Plastic surgery, tattoos, piercings, waxing, manicures, pedicures... but won't take it in the butt "cuz it hurts" :o !

I need to think about this a bit

I don't need anger management - I need people to stop p*ssing me off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt that said Guess. I said implants. she hit me.

not exactly fb but perhaps fb notes 😉

"A real man - He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live to forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions.He will make sure she always feels as though shes the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident & sexy woman.....................................No wait...Sorry...I'm thinking of wine.It's wine that does all that ... Never mind"

"If revenge is sweet, and it is also a dish best served cold, then does that mean revenge is ice cream??"

" Remember, even if you're one in a million, there are 6,000 others just like you!"

Posted by CappyLuv30

Posted by spica

not exactly fb but perhaps fb notes 😉

Sounds like me lol I'm all for a 2 year iphone commitment but give me a magazine subscription and I'll start twitching

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I'm okay with all of those.. Just a gym membership.. I wouldn't go for as long as I feel obligated to honor my membership. 😛