nameing DXPERS

this is a daring deal
rename the dxper who is above you
being first know that
I have seen Ron White
I am aware of Tater tot, and they call me tater

Man in the Moon.

Madame Gentil 🙂

Cinderella. 🙂 Cleaning the fireplace, doing the mending, taking orders without complaint. Wistfully going to my mothers place and saying "Shiver and shake dear little tree, gold and silver shower on me."...and waiting.

Briana - Dragonheart. —

Aw Cinderella is perfect for VB 🙂

Snow White's better though 😛
Taking care of everyone, gentle & warmhearted.

*smiles* And who will kiss my red, red lips and breathe life back into me? 😉

Lol Taternater! Prince Charming

Or one of the dwarves

Luck? 😛

LOL Dopey, Sneezy, Doc?

HAPPY

Which btw...I never got the difference between Happy and Dopey. Lol

Posted by seavixen2
^ little scrappy 😄

Lol LITTLE MERMAID.

We can be "littles" together. 😛

😄 great minds

Posted by pigeonpie
Dammmmnnnn joo !

😛

Pirate

Posted by pigeonpie
hahaha.
Beetleguese - Clit-teasernator

Hahahaha the COMMANDER.
Keeping climaxes in line since 1972(?)

(has to be in all caps.)

that's hot.

Oh fuck offfffff. Lol
Debating if I missed you now. 😛

It would be "Briana the teenage bitch." Get it right 😛

^How about an Indian name? Don't Poca Hot Temper on Crazyjuice.

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Posted by brianafay
It would be "Briana the teenage bitch." Get it right 😛

Hahahaha I almost got a piece of apple stuck in my throat after reading that

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A Cap gave me that nickname in high school. Go figure. 🙂

(He wanted me) Lol

Posted by tall dark and aries
^How about an Indian name? Don't Poca Hot Temper on Crazyjuice.

Lol nooooo 4 Lokos

Shaka = I personally thought Evan Almighty was more than appropriate. 🙂

Posted by Shaka_laka_boomboom
He wanted you to be his bitch? nothing new about that 😛

Get real, I had him begging for mercy. He's still not over it. 🙂

Wrapped around my finger a million times. There was no unraveling that. Had to cut him off. 😛

Talldarkandaries = Talldark&sexy

Free gunshow tickets 4 lyfe.... lol

Posted by pigeonpie
Briana 'imma cut joo' fay.

His Highness 🙂

Posted by brianafay

Posted by tall dark and aries
^How about an Indian name? Don't Poca Hot Temper on Crazyjuice.

Lol nooooo 4 Lokos

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How do you get on other fermented grain beverages?

Lol are you looking into getting me drunk?
It's not that hard really

Posted by Shaka_laka_boomboom
Im afraid you'll dismiss me too if I tell you Im drinking french-pussy red wine

aw ♥

you little bitch 😛

Posted by brianafay
Lol are you looking into getting me drunk?
It's not that hard really

Nah, I'm just curious about how non caffeinated inebriants get you compared to 4L.

Posted by Shaka_laka_boomboom
I can totally see Briannator being the chick in high school all guys wanted to date yet their balls still hadnt dropped low enough for you to being able to kick them in the crotch when they werent paying attention to you 😛 so you just dismissed them 😛

I dont know if that made any sense but dont blame me Im drinking

Nah I'm highly overrated. 🙂
All my guy friends fell in love with me...they really liked the abuse I guess.

Most guys grow tired of my shit rather quickly. They tell me they liked me more before they dated me LOL

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Posted by brianafay
Lol are you looking into getting me drunk?
It's not that hard really

Nah, I'm just curious about how non caffeinated inebriants get you compared to 4L.

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Uhm cheap malt liquor, like Cisco does me in. I can never remember past the point of drinking the shit. 🙂

Posted by Shaka_laka_boomboom
^Caps especially, what a masochistic folk they are!^

I knowwww what is that? Lol

Brianafay: Ms. Highspeedneedstoslowdown, aka Funbags! (because you just carry around bags of fun, like Mrs. Claus), aka Firepower Chic.

Shaka: IwishIwereinthefuckingNETHERLANDS! aka Passmethebong, aka Manfrom Bigtittyland.

lmao^^^ good ones

BG: Pimpmaster the Macktatstic.

PP: Talent Scout

Lol Macktastic....

One more for BG: The Queen's Royal Boy Toy.

Deep Sea Fish. 🙂

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Posted by tall dark and aries
One more for BG: The Queen's Royal Boy Toy.

Haha, and who might the queen be? —??

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The Royal Queen of Britain? Does it matter? How about you're just the Royal Escort General? That's your biz brohaim. Mine is to service a select few DXPettes (y'all know who you are 😉). Only one at a time please, ladies, though I do book secondary clients upon primaries' discretion!

Okay, here's another one. So I guess I do the same thing here too right?

Well someone has to actually post first 😄

^^^^^^^^^^^^ Peter Pan

HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! OOOHHHhhhhh, you went there 😄 lol