caligula
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Sign Most Likely to...
My list...
Sign Most Likely to...
Fuck on a first date: Venus in Aries/Sun in Leo - impulsive and turned on by genitals
Kiss and tell: Gemini/Libra because they enjoy talking...about themselves. HA!
Date your best friend post-breakup: Single virgos because they will covet your SO from day 1.
Bring flowers "just because": Aries, they fuck up so often that the florist is on speed dial.
Say "I love you" first: Leo because they fall in love as quickly as they fall out.
Buy expensive gifts: Taurus
Play a musical instrument: Water moons because they're so depressing and they wrote song about, like to hear it? Here it go...
Tell a lie: Sags. I'm not sure why. They just liars. Bad ones.
Become morbidly obese: Pisces. Food is also addictive.
Develop a drug addiction: Gonna have to go with Pisces with gemini a close second.
Commit murder: Scorpio. Young Virgo. They're both psychotic. Vote taurus most likely to severely maim.
Cross-dress (male): Cancer. They just seem capable.
Have sex in public: Aquarius
Sign Most Likely to...
Fuck on a first date: Venus in Aries/Sun in Leo - impulsive and turned on by genitals
Kiss and tell: Gemini/Libra because they enjoy talking...about themselves. HA!
Date your best friend post-breakup: Single virgos because they will covet your SO from day 1.
Bring flowers "just because": Aries, they fuck up so often that the florist is on speed dial.
Say "I love you" first: Leo because they fall in love as quickly as they fall out.
Buy expensive gifts: Taurus
Play a musical instrument: Water moons because they're so depressing and they wrote song about, like to hear it? Here it go...
Tell a lie: Sags. I'm not sure why. They just liars. Bad ones.
Become morbidly obese: Pisces. Food is also addictive.
Develop a drug addiction: Gonna have to go with Pisces with gemini a close second.
Commit murder: Scorpio. Young Virgo. They're both psychotic. Vote taurus most likely to severely maim.
Cross-dress (male): Cancer. They just seem capable.
Have sex in public: Aquarius
treetrunk on a first date: Aries
Kiss and tell: Gemini
Date your best friend post-breakup: Taurus
Bring flowers "just because": Virgo
Say "I love you" first: Cancer
Buy expensive gifts: Leo
Play a musical instrument: Libra
Tell a lie: Scorpio
Become morbidly obese: Sagittarius
Develop a drug addiction: Capricorn
Commit murder: Aquarius
Cross-dress (male): Pisces
Have sex in public: Aries
Kiss and tell: Gemini
Date your best friend post-breakup: Taurus
Bring flowers "just because": Virgo
Say "I love you" first: Cancer
Buy expensive gifts: Leo
Play a musical instrument: Libra
Tell a lie: Scorpio
Become morbidly obese: Sagittarius
Develop a drug addiction: Capricorn
Commit murder: Aquarius
Cross-dress (male): Pisces
Have sex in public: Aries
Develop a drug addiction: Capricorn
OOOOOOHHHHH :O
OOOOOOHHHHH :O
^^ Elvis Presley is a fine example. Don't take this seriously SW, I'm just playing Tubby's game. 😛
God you're transparent. For a "mental" sign, youre none too swift.
^^^^
^_^.
But you are right 😢 ... we don't watch it, we can get addicted to shit :/
^_^.
But you are right 😢 ... we don't watch it, we can get addicted to shit :/
Last comment was for Beergo 😛
Okay, I'll try:
treetrunk on a first date: Aries
Kiss and tell: Libra
Date your best friend post-breakup: Virgo
Bring flowers "just because": Pisces
Say "I love you" first: Taurus
Buy expensive gifts: Leo or Capricorn
Play a musical instrument: Saggie
Tell a lie: Virgo
Become morbidly obese: Taurus or Cancer
Develop a drug addiction: Virgo or Capricorn
Commit murder: Aquarius
Cross-dress (male): Gemini
Have sex in public: Scorpio
Okay, I'll try:
treetrunk on a first date: Aries
Kiss and tell: Libra
Date your best friend post-breakup: Virgo
Bring flowers "just because": Pisces
Say "I love you" first: Taurus
Buy expensive gifts: Leo or Capricorn
Play a musical instrument: Saggie
Tell a lie: Virgo
Become morbidly obese: Taurus or Cancer
Develop a drug addiction: Virgo or Capricorn
Commit murder: Aquarius
Cross-dress (male): Gemini
Have sex in public: Scorpio
Curious. Aquas don't seem like the murdering type to me. *shrugs*
^^^^ That's exactly why they can commit murder and no one would know 😉
Posted by caligula
God you're transparent. For a "mental" sign, youre none too swift.
Awww!!! Tubby likes me. I'll take that as a compliment. 😛
I vote aquas "most likely to not give a shit."
Tell a lie: libra-doing it to protect themselves, pisces-doing it to protect you
Commit murder: aries (crime of passion)
^i can dig it
Have sex in public: aquarius-while wearing a space suit with their g/f dressed as a Romulan
HA!
Commit murder: aries (crime of passion)
^i can dig it
Have sex in public: aquarius-while wearing a space suit with their g/f dressed as a Romulan
HA!
I'm not gonna play this one... but we could play "DXPers Most Likely To...."
e.g.
Fuck on the first date: VistasXisto
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Bring flowers "just because": Shaks
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Commit Murder: Tubby
.
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Cross Dress (male): Rishi (but, maybe only for PP)
🙂
e.g.
Fuck on the first date: VistasXisto
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.
Bring flowers "just because": Shaks
.
.
Commit Murder: Tubby
.
.
Cross Dress (male): Rishi (but, maybe only for PP)
🙂
Posted by lildol
I'm not gonna play this one... but we could play "DXPers Most Likely To...."
e.g.
Fuck on the first date: VistasXisto
.
.
Bring flowers "just because": Shaks
.
.
Commit Murder: Tubby
.
.
Cross Dress (male): Rishi (but, maybe only for PP)
🙂
ROTFL!!!
Oh my gawd, I've just died .... you are evil. Look what you've started xD!!! But its funny.
Nah, I don't like to get my hands dirty but give me enough time I can convince you suicide is a good idea. Wanna play that?
lol
Asleep has done it all (almost) 🙂
Belly shirt? More like a hot pink, strapless tube top with "slut" in glittery letters
I can soooo see him in that LOL
Fuck on a first date: Leo or Sag
Kiss and tell:Gemini or Libra
Date your best friend post-breakup:Capricorn
Bring flowers "just because"😛isces
Say "I love you" first: Leo (they'll even think they mean it)
Buy expensive gifts:Leo and Taurus
Play a musical instrument:Gemini, Taurus
Tell a lie:Cancer, Leo, Gemini
Become morbidly obese:Everyone... Fucking Mcfatties!!
Develop a drug addiction: Water signs and esp. all the fixed signs.
Commit murder:Scorpio moon (Love you guys 🙂)
Cross-dress (male):Libra
Have sex in public: Aries possibly with a Pisces or a Scorpio
Kiss and tell:Gemini or Libra
Date your best friend post-breakup:Capricorn
Bring flowers "just because"😛isces
Say "I love you" first: Leo (they'll even think they mean it)
Buy expensive gifts:Leo and Taurus
Play a musical instrument:Gemini, Taurus
Tell a lie:Cancer, Leo, Gemini
Become morbidly obese:Everyone... Fucking Mcfatties!!
Develop a drug addiction: Water signs and esp. all the fixed signs.
Commit murder:Scorpio moon (Love you guys 🙂)
Cross-dress (male):Libra
Have sex in public: Aries possibly with a Pisces or a Scorpio
Fuck on a first date: Libra
Kiss and tell: Aries
Date your best friend post-breakup: Virgo
Bring flowers "just because": Leo
Say "I love you" first: Scorpio
Buy expensive gifts: Pisces
Play a musical instrument: Libra
Tell a lie: Aries
Become morbidly obese: Taurus
Develop a drug addiction: Scorpio
Commit murder: Aquarius
Cross-dress (male): Capricorn
Have sex in public: Pisces
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Sign Most Likely to...
Fuck on a first date:
Kiss and tell:
Date your best friend post-breakup:
Bring flowers "just because":
Say "I love you" first:
Buy expensive gifts:
Play a musical instrument:
Tell a lie:
Become morbidly obese:
Develop a drug addiction:
Commit murder:
Cross-dress (male):
Have sex in public: