Sign Most Likely to...

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by caligula on Sunday, August 22, 2010 and has 38 replies.

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@caligula
16 Years1,000+ Posts

When Venus or Mars is in Aries
The sign most likely to wake the neighbours.

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When Venus or Mars is in Taurus
The sign most likely to wear you out.

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When Venus or Mars is in Gemini
The sign most likely to start a discussion at the most intimate of moments.

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When Venus or Mars is in Cancer
The sign most likely to worship you.

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When Venus or Mars is in Leo
The sign most likely to make you feel worshipped.

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When Venus or Mars is in Virgo
The sign most likely to have more than one porn dvd.

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When Venus or Mars is in Libra
The sign most likely to make you feel guilty.

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When Venus or Mars is in Scorpio
The sign most likely to give you one night you will never forget.

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When Venus or Mars is in Sagittarius
The sign most likely to tell you what you are doing wrong, while you are doing it.

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When Venus or Mars is in Capricorn
The sign most likely to have a toyboy, or a sugar-daddy.

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When Venus or Mars is in Aquarius
The sign most likely to have more than one vibrator / sex toy.

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When Venus or Mars is in Pisces
The sign most likely to make you breakfast in bed.??

Source: http://www.heart-shapedworld.com/relationship_astrology.html

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@venusianbull
16 Years25,000+ PostsTaurus

Whooooot! Apparently I'm the master of control until I unleash my inner demons. With the heart of a pink be-frilled tutu. I seem to be okay with this. 😉

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@caligula
16 Years1,000+ Posts

Well I'm supposedly selfish and lightening fast in bed which I gotta be honest is true. With the right guy I'm set in like 5 min. Anything after that is just a bonus.

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@venusianbull
16 Years25,000+ PostsTaurus

ROFLMAO

10 P.M. Oh baby, dinner was amazing, you're a goddess, my everything..
*hazel eyes darting at crotch* Mmmhmmm
10:30 P.M. I wonder what's on the Sports Channel..
10:30.2 P.M. OH HELL NAW, BED, NOW, I've got some different tackling in mind.

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@caligula
16 Years1,000+ Posts

The fellas love me. I make them feel like they're Gods.

Like damn, my wee is so awesome she nutted in warp speed...and the cops are on the way.

(Cause I'm a screamer...get it? Eh....)

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@venusianbull
16 Years25,000+ PostsTaurus

That is a puzzle for me. I've never had a boy toy. Maybe I need to have one and see what all the fuss is about. Must be legal though. All that cruising around the high schools is getting tiresome. 😛

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@venusianbull
16 Years25,000+ PostsTaurus

One of mine is to be tossed over someones shoulder while I struggle to break free. ( erm, not ) Then he proceeds to have his wicked way with me, much to my ( feigned ) chagrin.

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@MissPirate
18 Years1,000+ Posts

Venus in Aries and Mars in Aquarius.

So presumably I keep my neighbours awake all night with the sound of my multiple vibrators.

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@cappysweetie
20 Years10,000+ Posts

When Venus or Mars is in Aquarius
The sign most likely to have more than one vibrator / sex toy.

When Venus or Mars is in Pisces
The sign most likely to make you breakfast in bed.

lmao!!!!

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@LibraSid
16 Years1,000+ PostsLibra

Posted by cappysweetie
When Venus or Mars is in Aquarius
The sign most likely to have more than one vibrator / sex toy.

When Venus or Mars is in Pisces
The sign most likely to make you breakfast in bed.

lmao!!!!

What the hell is that in the glass?!?

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