Super Powers and moves

Hmmm..... Maybe the Falcon Punch I hear is pretty brutal.

Eh.... super strength I think, like my own x 5.

wait the Mexican Liver Punch is a good one. 😕 I think I have to be of some Latin decent to learn that move, dammit I bet it's bad ass too. Guess I'll stick with the good ole Falcon Punch for now....

Posted by Pandybear
Babality!! Chyeas..

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Girl Scout Shin Breaker?
Master Exploder- Tenacious D elbow drop?
El Ass o Wipe o Back Breaker?
Ahhhh! I give up Pandy plz tell me what that means!!—

Posted by CarbonMonoxide
Pai Mei's Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique.


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Shit! That was a good one.

does goku count?

id give anything to be able to fly

yea flying is a valid power.
goku is lame though, Vegeta all the way.

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Well look who has their thinking cap on😛

The world famour Big Dick cunt buster.
as seen in many pron movies.
where the dud has a 14 inch booner and does two chicks at a time.

dude. Melee. NOW!

Alter reality, Scarlet Witch.

Posted by CarbonMonoxide
Time Travel and Teleportation.

Preferably a synthesis of the two.

Timeportation?

Tho I think "Chronoportation" sounds far more fetching, tbh...

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Wow Carbon another good one out of the hat. Man I'm getting my ass kicked on my own thread.

........... okay I have it > > >
power integration - through direct eye contact all the target's abilities or powers are temporarily gained.
mental paralysis - causing a loss of motor and cognitive functions.
adaptive cell structure- the ability to develop a resistance or immunity to whatever they were injured by or exposed to.

Venus her powers are the manipulation of probabilities. Like this guy.

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Good choice.

DOCTOR WHO?

Posted by james tate
DOCTOR WHO?

Psssst, Daleks, 12 o'clock.

Another I lust after in my heart of hearts. To command the storm...

Hmmm, but is it better than the falcon punch?

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How about fart man he just bends over and gasses all comers

Does he come with his own utility belt of refried beans, brussel sprouts, sauerkraut and beer?

Ofcourse he also is like popeye he eats a can of refriedbeans every time he farts.

This does not bode well for Bluto.

Being invisible at will would be cool. hmmm I could really get into trouble with that ability😛

How about the new wounder boy of the net weener boy, He just pops out of the alley and swings his weener around and konocks down the bad guys he also fucks the bad grils.

Posted by james tate
How about the new wounder boy of the net weener boy, He just pops out of the alley and swings his weener around and konocks down the bad guys he also fucks the bad grils.

Well that's a bit of alright with me😛

Random thought>>> I would love to be able to control my age growth. One minute I'm 14 the next 42, that would be interesting.....

Something like Mystique's power. The ability to shapeshift

The patent pending "Texas Tortilla Slap". Flower/Corn?
That's sure to daze anyone when properly executed LOL..

Thx Pandy😛

The power to absorb someone's personality for a few hours would be fun.

Bottomless stomach. With lightning metabolism.

I'm sure that's all ready been done. eat + throw up + brushteeth+ eat + throw up.

Enhanced hearing would be sweet. Well focused, don't wanna go def..

I don't want to throw up because it makes me cry, hence the lightning metabolism.
But if I'm crying, then I want superpower squirting vodka tears plus fire-breathing ability.

I will have all these superpowers and then I will go home and brush my teeth with a normal toothbrush. Not electric.