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Shortest Books written by DXPnet members
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Bastardizing The System, by Dapper Don
Curious Bi - The Story of Dazed Scorp
Almost White, by Exoskeleton
On postiing Less by by everevolvingepithet
Come on people, more offensive, the better!!
Posted by exoskeleton
nymphomania and i'm secretly in love with kol, but i'm also lying by exo 😛
LMAO!
The user who posted this message thinks you're a fagot.
Posted by DazedScorp
The Cougar Prowls at Night by VB
LMAO!!
Posted by red_aries
I stole this idea from a thread on another forum, where the OP there stole it from a thread where it had also been stolen. Maybe it's even an internet meme at this point. Anyway, what are some of the books ever written by DXPnet members? Here are a few examples:I have a life outside dxpnet by everevolvingepithet
sucking up and internet flirting, how to make girls feel great by Evan Shaks
Oral sex with Aries men By spica
Drugs and weed are good for your health by Domino
I love my job by sb
I'm red-aries and I log in as him when my body can't handle it's ?_ber-faggotry any longer - by red aries.
Please don't talk to other posters as I want all the attention - by red aries
I'm a psycho who stalks other female posters under many screen names because I want the attention - by anon (not anon who recently signed up/in that other one that so popular), foreword by woundedbird and many others
Tate's Big Book of Spelling: Easy English at your Fingertips By james tate
The complete idiot's Guide to being an Aries By red_aries
Positive Thinking By amethyst2002
Shark??s Fin Soup: Ways to look after your pet shark By TasteofChaos
G??babies Apps By LibraLuv
Sheep and Goats: A shepherd's companion By M
King Crab: A freshwater compedium By King of Libra
Bipolar or Bisexual? By oldskoolflavor
Fanny Batter & Motorbikes : Making TheMystery? ™ method look like rabies - Beetleguese
How to be chummy with Aries : Being a bit mardy, somewhat understandably I think but aight- Spica
How to attract nutters in three easy steps - TasteOfChaos
***Hollywood : Mwah✨** - by eden
Mexico - James Tate
Photoshop + Lightsabers : Investigating the pertinent politics painted by pious provocateurs pissing about in psyber spacewaves (foreword by J. Tate) - Wynterbourne
Internet flirting - Starpisceswar and KingofLibras
Dogs, Diodes and Doilies (I dunno) - kingOfLibra
"I've made a HUGE mistake DXPNET"
Lmao
No, I am a squirrel. I must say though, I do like to dress well at times, rather refined tastes, and I do tend to scrub up quite well so thank you very much Ms.Chaos.
I do believe you have a fan club ? how's it going with that ?
Lol
But anyways, I was tempted to go discreet but it's just sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo passe, ey ? 😛
I wonder now the world has ended, is this new day a sign that there should be a more snark-free existence ?
Hmmm
Possibly ?
🙂
Rly ?
Anyway, time to hit the books again *cough*
Broken bottles, Tigers and ol' Clinky - Wgamador
Razing Arizona - Wynterbourne
Binary battlefields the ninja way - morningsb
Posted by zentientsquirrelsentinel
I wonder now the world has ended, is this new day a sign that there should be a more snark-free existence ?
Hmmm
Possibly ?
🙂dun dun....dun dun... dun dun dun dun dun dun
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Oh no !
Swim for cover, it's shark-girl !!!
🙂
Posted by TasteOfChaos
How to make friends for dummies KOL
The exorcism of the Aries Devil Spica
He's just not that into you cuz you're a whore P Angel
Dreaming like a Pisces with insomina Days22
101 guide to being awesome on DXP TOC
Cooking cakes shaped like cocks EmotionalMoon
Sheep having feelings too James Tate
Why is she jealous of me? Eden3
I'm too sexy for this site Television
You're an ignorant ass and here is why - The Brutal Truth Tubby
Which hole? They're all the same Dazed Scorp
My life as a Prince PrincePisces
The English Language Bling
My life cleaning dirty sheets Briana Fay
Dealing with an Aries Moon Ellesque
I've made a HUGE mistake DXPNET😄
it's shortest books you dummy!
Who's got a gnatty brain now?
Boys guide to hunting squirrels and fishing pigeons Zentientsquirrelsentinel
the virtues of forgiveness - 1111
'The Art of Looking Dapper On a Budget' - 4thwallbreaker, Bling, Triple E, and Squirrely
'Blending the Gender Lines and Loving It' - DazedScorp
'Shades of Blonde' - PrincePisces
'How Online Can Work For You' Beetleguese & SeaVixen ( collaborative effort )
'Taming Your Inner Demons' - James Tate
'Scorpio Whisperer' - 25thDecan
'Kamikazi Posting' - M
'Steel Magnolia' - Bulls of DXP ( foreword by VB )
'1,001 Uses for An American' ( cookbook ) - Qbone
'Sachertorte and Tea - A Traveler's Guide' - Nemesis
KAMA SUTRA 2.0 : THE MORE WAYS TO PUT YOUR "WINNING" IN THE HOLE. - BEERGO
DIY Brain Surgery: A Living Testament by aquagirl24
Some Kittlins Can Fly by zentientsquirrelsentinel
Whining, Kicking, and Crying to Get Your Way by red_aries
Cheese Problems Solved by DK09
LOLOLOL
ToC I'm not obsessed with you - how you flatter yourself?
And save the embarassment to0; You'll need it later.
Posted by venusianbull
'The Art of Looking Dapper On a Budget' - 4thwallbreaker, Bling, Triple E, and Squirrely'Blending the Gender Lines and Loving It' - DazedScorp
'Shades of Blonde' - PrincePisces
'How Online Can Work For You' Beetleguese & SeaVixen ( collaborative effort )
'Taming Your Inner Demons' - James Tate
'Scorpio Whisperer' - 25thDecan
'Kamikazi Posting' - M
'Steel Magnolia' - Bulls of DXP ( foreword by VB )
'1,001 Uses for An American' ( cookbook ) - Qbone
'Sachertorte and Tea - A Traveler's Guide' - Nemesis
LOL VB!
Posted by THEKingofLibra
Shit My Vag Queefs by exoskeletonOnce Upon A Time In My Basement by dapper don
12 Angry Scorpios by ellesque
The Catcher In the Eye by dazedscorp
The Anarchist Cockbook by wineaux
The Color Purple - Volume Two: Suck His Dick Like A Woman Should by prince_pisces
lmao, shouldn't mine be —shit, my vag queefs?? or —shit! my vag queefs: a memoir"? 😛
You're obviously not familiar with Shit My Dad Says
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That book was hilarious!!!
Oh PH and all of Chelsea Handlers books are freaking hilarious too!!!!
OMG! Yes, you will be laughing out loud hysterically!!!!
haha nice
Posted by spica
ToC I'm not obsessed with you - how you flatter yourself?
And save the embarassment to0; You'll need it later.Uh huh... Prove it!
Do not speak of me again... Can you do that?
TOC and TasteOfChaos are no longer a part of your already LIMITED vocabulary.
Thanks
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F*ck off and die, LOSER.
Handbags at 20 paces ladies puhleeezzz !!!
By Spica & TasteofChaos
🙂
Why the rapture only took woundedbird from DXP By SHABOOM
Why I bless these boards with my sweet ass by LLLTBL
Why I had to make Pigion Pie for Bling by V/B
Can't we just all get along by Q
Every time I post I cum all over myself by Spica
I AM NOT A RAT by p angle.
Posted by spica
ToC I'm not obsessed with you - how you flatter yourself?
And save the embarassment to0; You'll need it later.Uh huh... Prove it!
Do not speak of me again... Can you do that?
TOC and TasteOfChaos are no longer a part of your already LIMITED vocabulary.
Thanks
F*ck off and die, LOSER.
My my... Such hostility...
Just TRY to stop talking about me incessantly... that's all I ask.
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Why? afraid to be gossiped about huh? Then why when I put my username in the search engine I see you namedrop me? Maybe you should take your own advice first? Hypocrite!
If you saying something I don't want to hear, my panties bunch up my butt by entire dxp female community
"Why I had to make Pigion Pie for Bling by V/B"
LOL "Why I had to Break the 4th Wall, Bling Up a Bit, Make a Pigeon Pie, Revolve Round An Epithet Whilst Viewing a Squirrel" by VB.
😄
Posted by venusianbull
"Why I had to make Pigion Pie for Bling by V/B"LOL "Why I had to Break the 4th Wall, Bling Up a Bit, Make a Pigeon Pie, Revolve Round An Epithet Whilst Viewing a Squirrel" by VB.
LMAO
Posted by spica
ToC I'm not obsessed with you - how you flatter yourself?
And save the embarassment to0; You'll need it later.Uh huh... Prove it!
Do not speak of me again... Can you do that?
TOC and TasteOfChaos are no longer a part of your already LIMITED vocabulary.
Thanks
F*ck off and die, LOSER.
My my... Such hostility...
Just TRY to stop talking about me incessantly... that's all I ask.
Why? afraid to be gossiped about huh? Then why when I put my username in the search engine I see you namedrop me? Maybe you should take your own advice first? Hypocrite!
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Now now, Wouldn't it be more sensible to approach the situation with a sense of compromise/unity ?
Debatable ?
Come on don't jump on the 'ToC is a c-nut' bandwagon, it's overflowing !
Aquagirl24, TG to name but two, and now you ?
eh ?
The two sweetest and nicest on DXP - Briana and Ellesque
Sweden: lol LOL !! By terrifying gentleness
lmao
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I stole this idea from a thread on another forum, where the OP there stole it from a thread where it had also been stolen. Maybe it's even an internet meme at this point. Anyway, what are some of the books ever written by DXPnet members? Here are a few examples:
I have a life outside dxpnet by everevolvingepithet
sucking up and internet flirting, how to make girls feel great by Evan Shaks
Oral sex with Aries men By spica
Drugs and weed are good for your health by Domino
I love my job by sb