That awkward moment when...

We've all had them. Thought it might be fun to share something your fellow DXPers didn't know about you in the form of a
"That awkward moment when..." statement. Or if it's simply just a hilarious awkward moment you had, that works too.

I'll go first.

That awkward moment when your coworker asks you what your favorite movie is in front of all the guys
and you say "Fight Club" because you didn't want to say "Twilight".

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That awkward moment when you just made the shortest thread in DXPnet history... :,(

That awkward moment when your stomach starts grumbling like crazy during a September 11th moment of silence.

That awkward moment when you're listening to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon on the San Francisco subway and realize you're mouthing "my dick" "my dick" "my dick bigger than a bridge" to other passengers.

That moment you have with yourself when you're wondering if you could turn that socially awkward moment that just happened between you and another person into a penguin meme.

Posted by Amandus
That moment you have with yourself when you're wondering if you could turn that socially awkward moment that just happened between you and another person into a penguin meme.

That awkward moment where you have to post one now for bringing it up.

Posted by PotHeadVirgo22

That akward moment when you ask a female how many months along she is and she tells you..."I'm not pregnant." O_Oh shit.

Ha. I've yet to see this happen in real life. It's usually easy to tell the dif between baby bump and baby back ribs bump.

That awkward moment when you run into an ex you haven't seen in forever, & you don't know whether to hug him or slap him.

That awkward moment when you're in the elevator with someone and all you can do is look up/down or randomly go through your phone.

Hehe, baby back ribs bump.

That awkward moment where you dress heavy considering the weather's been cold all week, only to realize too late that it's sweltering outside (and vice versa).

Damn this flippant weather.

Posted by abracadabra
when you realize you should have trusted your intuition and now you will kick your own ass worse than anyone else ever could :/

That awkward moment when you read this comment and can think of about a million instances when you've done this.

Thanks!

Lucky. I've always loved owls, but there are like zero of them where I live. Oh well.

That awkward moment when....

you're talking about someone and how they can go fuck themselves only to discover they're walking behind you and they may or may not have heard you....

Posted by brianafay
That awkward moment when....

you're talking about someone and how they can go fuck themselves only to discover they're walking behind you and they may or may not have heard you....

Haha. Which leads to that awkward moment where they glare at you and you know they heard and you say
"That's right, bitch."

Posted by ARoarLikeThunder

Posted by brianafay
That awkward moment when....

you're talking about someone and how they can go fuck themselves only to discover they're walking behind you and they may or may not have heard you....

Haha. Which leads to that awkward moment where they glare at you and you know they heard and you say
"That's right, bitch."

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lol

Posted by PotHeadVirgo22

This has absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand, but I've always admired Charzard. Even when Venasaur was my dawg, but kept getting flamethrowered to death by Charzard,(until I got solar beam and rocked his ass😈) Still, I appreciated his existence..............................carry on.

Thanx, man. Blastoise was my original boi back when I first started. But as my tastes progressed, Charizard became the obvious title holder for "bad ass". And i don't play anymore, (pokemon 'twas life when I was but a youngin') but apparently he can learn Solar beam too know which makes him even more of a beast...

Where was I? Ah, yes. Bitches.

As I was saying, they can listen all they want, but it doesn't change the fact that I will flip you off
to your face
and spit on your food.

And you'll still eat it.












Like the little bitch you are.

Posted by ARoarLikeThunder

Posted by brianafay
That awkward moment when....

you're talking about someone and how they can go fuck themselves only to discover they're walking behind you and they may or may not have heard you....

Haha. Which leads to that awkward moment where they glare at you and you know they heard and you say
"That's right, bitch."

click to expand

this is why I love leos

that wakward moment when you have a bad trip during a black out :C

When a fart can be smelled, and there's only two people standing there

THYE TIME WHEN A GOOD FRIEND CATCHES YOU WITH HIS WOMAN
THAT ALWAYS PUT A DAMPER ON A PARTY.

Posted by P-Angel
When a fart can be smelled, and there's only two people standing there

lol!

When you pay for something and you accidentally give the clerk a 10 thinking it's a 20.

When a man can't schpap off with his bert muppet in the ventilation system of his friend's bathroom, while his friend is showering that very moment with out having his motives questioned.

Free country, my ass..

"alright man see you later"

*start walking in the same direction

^ worse with girls.

That awkward moment when you can feel an erection coming whilst doing bench presses in the gym.

That awkward moment when your wearing tracksuit bottoms and it's windy and the wind is blowing towards you and people can just see a tiny lump where your penis is..

That awkward moment when you walk in the toilet and the guy in the cubicle is having a massive shit, and you can hear EVERYTHING. From the farting to the plopping, it's graphic. + That awkward moment when you walk in the toilet and the bloke (i stress the word bloke here) is having a slash, and he lets rip with no shame whatsoever. Sometimes turning towards you saying "That was a corker!" Or just looks at you and smiles with pride.

My 3yr old son who happens to stay with his father came over and met my new boyfriend for the 1st time (as mommys friend). He has a key ring with his fathers photo attached to his bag, he kept asking the guy- do u know my father, do u know my father? He then went to fetch the key ring, he kissed his fathers photo, made me kiss it AND made the boyfriend kiss it too. Lmao

My friend has a 10 year old son and the boy has vast knowledge about cars, engines, etc. So when his mothers new male friend came over once, the boy went outside to check the drive way, he returned and said to his mother- aw, man, he doesnt have a car!?

Satori, i dont know if it has anything to do with our current situation but this is a long time habit of his- he kisses everything. And if he kisses something, u must also do the same. Believe me he has made me kiss anything from toy cars to dead birds he found in our then garden. Yes he currently stays with his father until next year, school and all that. I found him a new school near my work.

Satori, no thats ok i understand. And let me just add that he doesnt know what is happening between us, the divorce, he thinks i moved away bcoz of work. My husband is muslim so whatever his parents, moulanas, imams advice him to do, he does it so i have no say in that bcoz of his religious beliefs and upbringing. They said we must wait to tell him until later, (when) i dont know.

Posted by Jynja
The awkward moment when your Taurus ex-best friend has been boasting about owning the best things steps out in plain black shoes while you cross your legs to show off your Christian Louboutin Marychal suede ankle boots with signature red soles. Yeah baby!

Oww-Owww! Pic or it didn't happen!