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So this morning I went to my hospital to volunteer, as I always do. I even got on the bus and sat with poor people!!! Anyway, after an hour I saw this sick old woman. I felt so bad 😢 I mean sure, she was going to get better but I felt.. what kind of life is there for an woman like that? So I stroked her hair and helped her get to sleep. I still have the blood under my fingernails. I'm not quite sure how to get it out. I've tried toothpics. omg I hope I don't have a Lady McBeth moment!!! That would be embarrassing!!!
I hope she makes it to heaven...she seemed like a whore.
I told her she'll meet me there soon when I eventually figure our an ingenious way to off myself - like I refuse to go the bloody slashing route, I'm too special for that domestic way! The question is WHERE does a girl find that much cheese!!!? #firstworldproblems
Slicks!!!😄
That's really nice you give back to your community by volunteering!
Thanks!! You guys haven't read Macbeth have you?
wow I spelt it wrong the first time😢
Yesterday I stood by tryandguess who was being mocked for her beliefs, even though I do eat but the odds were stacked against her, bullys the lot of them. I like fairness.
Speaking of sick people, I spent last Friday with an Aqua. She was having some personal issues so I spent the day with her. Who knew aquas have feelings! Well no, actually she doesn't. I don't think I've ever seen her emotional. She just calls me up to help with a termination, 3RD TIME and she's 16. I told her honey, if you keep this up say bye bye to your future!! But you know how kids are. btw clothes hangers are mighty hard to manoeuvre =/
Posted by Slicks
Lena!!! Did you put coke in that woman's IV?
Posted by XXMR2NICEXX
Yesterday I stood by tryandguess who was being mocked for her beliefs, even though I do eat but the odds were stacked against her, bullys the lot of them. I like fairness.
So do I Mr Nice!!!! I hate bullies. And I hate unfairness!! This is why when someone cuts line I taser them.
I can't take DXP seriously enough to feel mocked, or bullied. It was fun shutting down their little idiot festival last night though...ha ha
Is anything you've said true my little fire starter? 😄
Who me? How are your 4989788 pets doing today
I have bubble-like lumps on my arms?? and I'm feeling like my body's temp is raising, my heart is beating faster, I don't feel hungry. And I feel like I've got the flu!! Should I go to hospital—
nm It's okay, it's okay!! I'll just put on something cute with long sleeves😄
Posted by tryandguess
I can't take DXP seriously enough to feel mocked, or bullied. It was fun shutting down their little idiot festival last night though...ha ha
Don't worry about it!! If the geriatric society ever hunt you down, outrunning them should be a doddle!
Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
Is anything you've said true my little fire starter? 😄
I wouldn't lie on the internet - YES IT'S TRUE. Gorg pic btw
I did a really nice for myself and ate some cheese cake with a cuppa tea.
I think the meds I'm on are starting to affect me. But it's the only thing that stops me screaming when someone switches off the lights!!!! Or when people in last season's brands approach me.
CAN WE TALK ABOUT how DXP is run by old people??!!!! Like 60s/70s and beyond. I want to know MOAR
Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
Is anything you've said true my little fire starter? 😄I wouldn't lie on the internet - YES IT'S TRUE. Gorg pic btw
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Thanks boo!
Sheesh.... sorry about your skanky friend. She needs to learn to use protection. Then again, you could just introduce her to the skanky lady that's on her way out at the hopsital. That story session might be all she'll need to get straight.
Blood under the fingernails.... last time I disposed of a body i cleaned up with OxyClean. Do you have that o'r the pond?
Posted by iceredrobot
CAN WE TALK ABOUT how DXP is run by old people??!!!! Like 60s/70s and beyond. I want to know MOAR
I thought this was meant to be a nice thread? thats a bit mean on the oldies like old jake mr bone lol.
Posted by XXMR2NICEXX
I did a really nice for myself and ate some cheese cake with a cuppa tea.
Lovely!!!
I can't have cheesecake as I have an eating disorder. I'm aiming for 85lbs by mid-march *fingers crossed*
But here's some mini cheesecakes!!!😄
Posted by tryandguess
Who me? How are your 4989788 pets doing today
Nah, I'm messing with my other redheaded friend. 🙂
They're FREAKING OUT!!!!!! It's raining really hard here, heard we may even be under a tornado watch.....
^I really do/did. Not trying to take the piss😢
iceredrobot what happened to the live chat room?
Posted by iceredrobot
^I really do/did. Not trying to take the piss😢
lol I'm only joking.
Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
Thanks boo!Sheesh.... sorry about your skanky friend. She needs to learn to use protection. Then again, you could just introduce her to the skanky lady that's on her way out at the hopsital. That story session might be all she'll need to get straight.
Blood under the fingernails.... last time I disposed of a body i cleaned up with OxyClean. Do you have that o'r the pond?
I did a search and YES😄 our supermarkets have OxyClean!! Never seen it before though!!
Posted by XXMR2NICEXX
I thought this was meant to be a nice thread? thats a bit mean on the oldies like old jake mr bone lol.
You're right!! I'll call them "individuals challenged by the sands of time"
I hope that's nicer😄✨
Posted by tryandguess
Who me? How are your 4989788 pets doing todayNah, I'm messing with my other redheaded friend. 🙂
They're FREAKING OUT!!!!!! It's raining really hard here, heard we may even be under a tornado watch.....
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Ekkkkkk run for cover 😉
I can't have cheesecake as I have an eating disorder. I'm aiming for 85lbs by mid-march *fingers crossed*
Honey, that's still far too heavy. I think you'd look much better at a round number.... maybe 70 or 80 lbs?
Posted by XXMR2NICEXX
iceredrobot what happened to the live chat room?
Dying😢😢
oxiclean stain remover did'nt cavemen use it to clean their teeth?
Posted by XXMR2NICEXX
oxiclean stain remover did'nt cavemen use it to clean their teeth?
To whiten their teeth! To whiten...
They used it to CLEAN their ball sweat.
Posted by iceredrobot
I hope that's nicer😄✨
That is lovely and nice. but are you not afraid of catching something? Soak your hands in water and use a nail scrubber... and stop stroking bloody people! you can catch something ugly.
Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
Honey, that's still far too heavy. I think you'd look much better at a round number.... maybe 70 or 80 lbs?
😭 I may have to cut another part of my arm off with jagged glass. accessorising this stump is getting hard.
Posted by XXMR2NICEXX
oxiclean stain remover did'nt cavemen use it to clean their teeth?To whiten their teeth! To whiten...
They used it to CLEAN their ball sweat.
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lol I'll pass that info onto AA.
Posted by Mooniemooneyes
That is lovely and nice. but are you not afraid of catching something? Soak your hands in water and use a nail scrubber... and stop stroking bloody people! you can catch something ugly.
True😢
Last time I touched a dead person I caught an Aqua man. That's one disease you can't shake off!
I need to PEE. I think it's my body's way of telling me to get off the internet. brb
Stump eh—.....
Who's The Girl With One Leg Shorter Than The Other?
EiLENA!
People be hatin' on my pimp limp but I DON'T CARE
This is cute!! I wanted a lab but my parents insisted on a Spaniel😢 In hindsight I probably shouldn't have hiden my dad's heart medication.
Teeeeehehehehe. Fishes.... were you swimming around in your other world?
Posted by iceredrobot
Last time I touched a dead person I caught an Aqua man. That's one disease you can't shake off!
o my gawd lol too funny! And yea those are impossible to get off.
Extra d where did you go!!!!!
Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
Teeeeehehehehe. Fishes.... were you swimming around in your other world?
Posted by Mooniemooneyes
o my gawd lol too funny! And yea those are impossible to get off.
Tranquillisers and a good swing with a shovel using does this trick!! But you know those fixed signs keep coming at ya! Like trying to kill Rasputin. I bet you he was an Aqua!!
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