@Wynter
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Favorite Pet Peeves
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People that type HARD. Its REALLY annoying when you're trying to study.
Its like damn, WTF did that keyboard to you?!
*do to you.*
Ah yes that banging noise, I agree. Fingernails clicking on the keys too.
Privately owned art
People who mess up my specific orders
People who think they are soooo funny making fun of murdered creatures
I know a boat load of people are going to say "vegans" but please try to be original 😉
Posted by Pecheresse
people who constantly cough/snort nervously for the sake of attention
Omg +1
People who stand gossiping in the aisles of the supermarket completely blocking the way with their trolley's. Arse fucking holes.
Hullo trolley rage.
people smacking with their mouths when they eat....
people that use "like" in every third word they say...
Posted by AOOOOOOOOOA
People who don't realize I'm their God. That's annoying as fuck.
I know right...?
Posted by ellessque
....and people who eat with their elbows on the table.
Miss manners thanks you🙂
Educate is becoming a real lost social art..😢
Posted by Nemesis
people
lololololol 😛
That's right 😛
I don't wanna read about the hated pet peeves!
People who chew with their mouth open
people who argue and never listen to reason. They just do it for no good reason at all.
Negative people
People who do not believe anything you say.
People who wear their pants on their kneecaps. I just want to run up and give them some suspenders or a belt.
cackles! i cant freaking stand people with loud obnoxious laughs and snorts
people who talk on the phone in the car/bus/train/plane/any form of transportation
Ppl who eat too close to the plate, the plate is practically under the chin.
I d/k the solution, its just weird to watch that. Its like they are trying to strangle themselves with the plate.
People who TYPE LOUDLY TO MAKE THEIR POINT and use excessive punctuation!!!!
Posted by ellessque
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHO DOESNT LOVE THIS WOMAN?!?!?!
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😄
I like products, lots of beauty and hygeine products.... all the labels must face forward. I also kinda arrange them in a certain manner that I find appeasing to the eye.
People who TYPE LOUDLY TO MAKE THEIR POINT and use excessive punctuation!!!!
Posted by ellessque
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHO DOESNT LOVE THIS WOMAN?!?!?!
😄
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lol! 😛
Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
I like products, lots of beauty and hygeine products.... all the labels must face forward. I also kinda arrange them in a certain manner that I find appeasing to the eye.
We would never work out as roomates😉
And I shall crawl back under the stone from whence I came......
But really, Nyan cat man—??
When you are in a store and the stock is all messy and dis-orgainized.
Was in a Macy's recently and wanted to run..rolling racks of clothes were everywhere in addition to the regular racks that were a mess.
Target wins for neat stores..I used to work there and we had to stay late everynite for recovery...
When people post a video in the middle of these threads..not to be mean, but I never take the time to watch them!
I — Target 🙂
People who talk about delicious food in front of me and all I have is this empty popsicle stick I'm sucking on.
Posted by Tacky_Tshirt
Erm, ok....but I gotta warn you- my aim sucks!*launches pie into cyberetherspace*
*hits an Ann Coulture wine-fueled tirade* (yes! awesome! cheering! 😄)
*narrowly misses Scientologists* (boooo!!! 😢)
*hits the Jenny Craig site* (stop licking the screen, fuckers!)
*stops and has a pina colada at a tacky theme bar* (what?)
*narrowly misses Facebook, much to our collective chagrin. Gives it a hearty middle-finger salute anyways*
*finally reaches the dxp porn debate, but alas- it's a mincemeat pie! Everyone looks at each other, grabbing forks, pitchforks, cameras or copies of Vegan Times. An excruciatingly lame/trite/redundant/non-original 'debate' ensues.
pie almost dies of boredom, sprouts legs and kicks them all in the crotch
walks out of room, and swears it should have just stayed home. The Big Bang Theory was on, its' FWB said they'd swing by, he had a nice bottle of moonshine from his bathtub still......
Hops in cab and goes home. Drinks moonshine, has hot pie sex, and passes out in a pool of its own greasy vomit!
The End*
😄
marry me.....
Petpeeves?
1. People who bump into you, look at you as if you're crazy & then have the nerve to not say 'excuse me'
2. People who tell me what to do instead of asking me
3. People who type like this on facebook :wat up? i cant believ dey didnt kn@w b@ut us!"
4. People who use the race or religion card when it's conveinant
5. In church...People who have ear piercings but yet constantly judge those who have tattooes
6. In church...pastors who purposely skip over the scripture that says "No sin is greater than the other" & then go on to single out homosexuality as if in God's eyes, it's worse than any other sin. It's like um God clearly told us that all are just as bad whether you're a liar or a murderer; it's all the same in His eyes
7. People who cough w/o covering their mouths
8. People who LOL everything
9. When a person doesn't say 'thank you' after I've told them 'God bless you' after they sneezed
10. People who entertain & take seriously Herman Cain or Sarah Palin
11. When a commercial comes on right when sh*t was getting good!
12. When people stare at & smell their food 100 times before taking the 1st bite.
13. When I can clearly tell beyond a doubt that your eyelashes are fake.
14. When someone blows my phone up only to not answer when I call them right back.
15. When someone thinks they're super cool all b/c they have a bluetooth in their ear
16. When mothers count to any number higher than 3 to get their children to obey them. I mean come on, if you've got to count to 50, clearly you're doing something wrong!
17. When I pull up to the gas pump & see someone smoking outside of their car (It's already bad enough gas is high. The last thing I need is to catch on fire)
18. Tupees
19. When men sit with their hands in their pants. Idk why but this really urks me
20. When a woman cooks an entire meal, dessert & all & yet when she asks her man to do something so simple like 'getting the ketchup' he has the nerve to act like she's asking for too much
People who don't preview message to test their (faulty) HTML links before posting them.
Posted by Prince_Pisces
I hate when i look super hot, and im walking somewhere and the wind decides to blow through my hair LOL! of course thats the day when i decide not to wear any hair product 🙂
I can't believe there is ever a time when you're not looking super hot! 🙂🙂
But yeah, that annoys me too. 🙂 Big time.
Posted by ellessque
....and people who eat with their elbows on the table.
seriously?
Posted by Prince_Pisces
I hate when i look super hot, and im walking somewhere and the wind decides to blow through my hair LOL! of course thats the day when i decide not to wear any hair product 🙂
i stopped putting gel in my hair since about 14.
i hate overly excitable dogs. LIFE IS SHIT, SHUT THE HELL UP! Not everything is about treats, sticks and your hairy ballbag.
Heh, I was reading a thread in the Gem forum and just developed a new fave pet peeve 😛
- People who use their phone to record other people's conversation after they leave the room, then listen to the recording later to see if they were being discussed.
Wow, that's never occurred to me that someone would do such a thing. People today are just fucked up.
Facebook.
Posted by AA
i stopped putting gel in my hair since about 14.gel? lol you are so straight
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i laughed at "hair product", what else is it then? Unless you use fancy girly stuff.
here's a collection i once had.
*opens briefcase*
People who don't re-rack their weights at the gym! GRRRR!!!!
I just don't like repeating myself and it's like I can't hide the irritation in my tone no matter how hard I try. It sucks because it comes out with everybody.
Posted by Wynter
Heh, I was reading a thread in the Gem forum and just developed a new fave pet peeve 😛- People who use their phone to record other people's conversation after they leave the room, then listen to the recording later to see if they were being discussed.
Wow, that's never occurred to me that someone would do such a thing. People today are just fucked up.
wut?
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Do you surreptitiously record other peeps conversations with your cellphone after you've left the room?
And then listen to it later?
Well?
Do you DominoOoOoOOoooo ?
Do Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?
Posted by lnana04
I just don't like repeating myself and it's like I can't hide the irritation in my tone no matter how hard I try. It sucks because it comes out with everybody.
Me too.
People who say "Anywho" *gags*
*seriously looking into the camera* Just remember gents, sweaty and pungent balls are no laughing matter. Do someone a favor, won't you?
Sweat can be licked off you know🙂
I hate when people have a puss on, they take smaller steps and stomp really hard. Usually a chick in silly shoes.
Good that you can hear them coming though.
**Cranky person, incoming"
GOOD sweat most definitely. 100 degrees F in B-ball shorts or after an intense workout of some sort that has marinated? No. Same with Team Minge. *humming* "A sprinkle a dayyyyyy, helps keep odor awayyyyyyyy, have you had your sprinkle today?"
Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
Sweat can be licked off you know🙂WUT
THE
EFF?!
You lick your sweat?
Don't worry, I used to do it too.
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Well that wasn't actually the picture I had conjured up in my mind......
It was more along the lines of if I happened to be with a special friend of the opposite sex who happened to have a sweaty undercarriage that I may choose to attend to with my tongue.
But hey - if you can reach your own then knock yourself out!
Posted by lnana04
I just don't like repeating myself and it's like I can't hide the irritation in my tone no matter how hard I try. It sucks because it comes out with everybody.Me too.
RECORD THEM!? DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!
I MAKE SURE I RECORD THEIR DNA EVERY TIME THEY SAY A WORD. Those bacterial cultures can talk!
Screw recording...analysis their bacteria for more accuracy!
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LOL 😛
Posted by LittleAquanot
It really irritates the crap out of me when people say, —I could care less.?? Especially when they say it all hard and with attitude as if they really said something. No. Just...no.If a person COULD care less, then he or she must care on some level. What the offender means is, —I COULDN??T care less.?? Ugh. I wish people would learn the fundamentals of English before they get all sassy and out of pocket. It just makes them look stupid. ...Lol...
Something you only find in America. Stumped me the first time I heard it.
Huh? So naturally I thought they COULD care less. Then I figgered out that what they meant was that they could NOT care less.
Why not just say that?
Of course, in Australia, if you ask someone "how're ya goin'?" they will tell you "no worries."
Their 3rd wife might be taking them to the cleaners, their company has gone into receivership and their footy team hasn't won a game since 1963 and they will still tell you "no worries."
She'll be right mate.
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"should of"
"could of"
"would of"
People who talk loudly on the phone.
People who TYPE LOUDLY TO MAKE THEIR POINT and use excessive punctuation!!!!
Winter visitors (aka snowbirds, old farts, cold weather refugees) who drive five miles below the speed limit.
What are yours?