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The first FART
LOL! Are you a Cap?
If it was him ( and it was something rather impressive ) I'd get up and clap, or cock and eyebrow and say "Nice, just get that tuned?" If it was me, I'd laugh and say "You hear something? Must be a choir of angels singing." or other random smartassed comment. If it was really high on olfactory I'd probably blush and apologize, but I'd still laugh.
Posted by MzSag
I'd laugh it off...
Unless I'm eating... Or my mouth was open...
Then I'd be pissed...
EVERYONE FARTS! Really though, I'd probably laugh if off. I'd rather him expel it than retain it and end up exploding!
Hehehe, flatulence.
yep, I'd just laugh...and then apologize cause I'm sure they'd be really embarrassed and me laughing would make them want to crawl under a rock and die.
OMG! It's not even about the first fart though is it? Everyone does it when they first wake in the morning or at least they would if there wasn't anyone around to witness it until they are comfortable doing it in front of them!!
I make light and say shhh listen to this or did you hear that... and then let it rip and normally we chuckle over it and that breaks the ice for the future! That's with both gf's and a bf! It's not something you can hold off indefinitely!
Of course is you have a sneaky one, YES, I'm embarrassed and will apologise but guys just thinks it's funny as they quite proudly fol!
I make light and say shhh listen to this or did you hear that... and then let it rip and normally we chuckle over it and that breaks the ice for the future! That's with both gf's and a bf! It's not something you can hold off indefinitely!
Of course is you have a sneaky one, YES, I'm embarrassed and will apologise but guys just thinks it's funny as they quite proudly fol!
LOL Carlin is the man.
My current GF farted in front of me for the first time in bed one night and I said to her....
"Hmmmm fighting me with bilogical warfare, huh."
That made everything ok.
"Hmmmm fighting me with bilogical warfare, huh."
That made everything ok.
Posted by EyesOfFire
Now how in god's name did biological warfare make everything ok?
It made her laugh and she wasnt as embarrassed. Everything was ok.
When i fart around her, i excuse myself by saying...."Sorry about that, im just a little emotional today."
Just a clarification here...
fol = Fart out loud?
Yes 😛
When I fart around her, I excuse myself by saying...."Sorry about that, I'm just a little emotional today."
LOL That's great.
LOL That's great.
Posted by wgamador2
My current GF farted in front of me for the first time in bed one night and I said to her....
"Hmmmm fighting me with bilogical warfare, huh."
That made everything ok.
Lmao. My Virguy did the same he was like "Nice one" and patted me.
I'm soooooooo mortified. I don't get how or why he'd still wanna hangout with me.
Im not even fun. Or funny. Or remotely good looking?! LOL
*raising fist* A keeper PB, a keeper.
Posted by DazedScorp
I can't believe PB farts. And she's a Leo mooner!!!
*smh*
😛
Lol. I hate u right now!
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