TheSag is now my new best friend

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yaaaaah, yaaaaaaaaa, I have a best friend and a best female friend, I am popular, populaaar!!

2018 will be great!!! πŸ™‚

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No. You can only have one. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
Why can't I have 2? 😒

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Because I am selfish.

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just a gif that illustrates my broken heart, nothing to worry about... 😒

you can't be that selfish, Firebunny and I have this bro connection going, like I know what he thinks when a model walks by his office when he is doing crunches and he knows what I think when.....well anyway what's the solution Smithy?
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@TheSag
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yaaaaah, yaaaaaaaaa, I have a best friend and a best female friend, I am popular, populaaar!!

2018 will be great!!! πŸ™‚

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No. You can only have one. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
Why can't I have 2? 😒

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Because I am selfish.

that gif didn't load


just a gif that illustrates my broken heart, nothing to worry about... 😒

you can't be that selfish, Firebunny and I have this bro connection going, like I know what he thinks when a model walks by his office when he is doing crunches and he knows what I think when.....well anyway what's the solution Smithy?
I guess you've chosen.

*runs away dramatically*

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Well if I remember correctly, I was too OLD for being your best buddy friend anyway, right? 😑

I mean, right? 😒

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@TheSag
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yaaaaah, yaaaaaaaaa, I have a best friend and a best female friend, I am popular, populaaar!!

2018 will be great!!! πŸ™‚

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No. You can only have one. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
Why can't I have 2? 😒

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Because I am selfish.

that gif didn't load


just a gif that illustrates my broken heart, nothing to worry about... 😒

you can't be that selfish, Firebunny and I have this bro connection going, like I know what he thinks when a model walks by his office when he is doing crunches and he knows what I think when.....well anyway what's the solution Smithy?
I guess you've chosen.

*runs away dramatically*


Well if I remember correctly, I was too OLD for being your best buddy friend anyway, right? 😑

I mean, right? 😒


I never said what you were too old for... Maybe I meant you're too old for teenage discos or kids water parks or... Trampolines.

Actually you're never too old for a trampoline.

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I am definately not too old for teenage discos, where do you think I spend my weekends? 😑

I am scared of trampolines though...sometimes I have the 10 year old boys and girls jump first and then I retreat 😒

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@TheSag
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yaaaaah, yaaaaaaaaa, I have a best friend and a best female friend, I am popular, populaaar!!

2018 will be great!!! πŸ™‚

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No. You can only have one. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
Why can't I have 2? 😒

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Because I am selfish.

that gif didn't load


just a gif that illustrates my broken heart, nothing to worry about... 😒

you can't be that selfish, Firebunny and I have this bro connection going, like I know what he thinks when a model walks by his office when he is doing crunches and he knows what I think when.....well anyway what's the solution Smithy?
I guess you've chosen.

*runs away dramatically*


Well if I remember correctly, I was too OLD for being your best buddy friend anyway, right? 😑

I mean, right? 😒


I never said what you were too old for... Maybe I meant you're too old for teenage discos or kids water parks or... Trampolines.

Actually you're never too old for a trampoline.


I am definately not too old for teenage discos, where do you think I spend my weekends? 😑

I am scared of trampolines though...sometimes I have the 10 year old boys and girls jump first and then I retreat 😒


Trampolinophobiaβ€”? 😱😱

I can't be friends with a trampolinophobic anyway, so you're off the hook.

*sobs*

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Fine leave, I have plenty of best friends!!!! 😑

But jumping from a 2 meter trampolin can be dangerous, you cold hearted irish wannabe best friend!!!!!! 😑
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what's that supposed to mean?

Wannabe be my best friend too?

God I am so poluar πŸ™‚

yihhhha
Depends. What are the duties?
- telling Firebunny and myself how sexy we are, on a daily basis

- like everything I say on dxp

- never pay $ 12

πŸ™‚
I could promise you that, but I'm an inconsistent Gemini, and I would be lying.

I'll never pay $ 12 though. I wouldn't pay $ 2.
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I don't care whether you lie to me or not, I just need to hear it. πŸ™‚

That's a good atittude of yours. Me I never pay money for anything !!
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yaaaaah, yaaaaaaaaa, I have a best friend and a best female friend, I am popular, populaaar!!

2018 will be great!!! πŸ™‚

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No. You can only have one. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
Why can't I have 2? 😒

Image Not Found
Because I am selfish.

that gif didn't load


just a gif that illustrates my broken heart, nothing to worry about... 😒

you can't be that selfish, Firebunny and I have this bro connection going, like I know what he thinks when a model walks by his office when he is doing crunches and he knows what I think when.....well anyway what's the solution Smithy?
I guess you've chosen.

*runs away dramatically*


Well if I remember correctly, I was too OLD for being your best buddy friend anyway, right? 😑

I mean, right? 😒


I never said what you were too old for... Maybe I meant you're too old for teenage discos or kids water parks or... Trampolines.

Actually you're never too old for a trampoline.


I am definately not too old for teenage discos, where do you think I spend my weekends? 😑

I am scared of trampolines though...sometimes I have the 10 year old boys and girls jump first and then I retreat 😒


Trampolinophobiaβ€”? 😱😱

I can't be friends with a trampolinophobic anyway, so you're off the hook.

*sobs*


Fine leave, I have plenty of best friends!!!! 😑

But jumping from a 2 meter trampolin can be dangerous, you cold hearted irish wannabe best friend!!!!!! 😑
FINE.

I HAVE NOTHING MORE TO SAY ANYWAY

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FINE!!!! 😑



me neither!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@TheSag
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what's that supposed to mean?

Wannabe be my best friend too?

God I am so poluar πŸ™‚

yihhhha
Depends. What are the duties?
- telling Firebunny and myself how sexy we are, on a daily basis

- like everything I say on dxp

- never pay $ 12

πŸ™‚
I could promise you that, but I'm an inconsistent Gemini, and I would be lying.

I'll never pay $ 12 though. I wouldn't pay $ 2.
I don't care whether you lie to me or not, I just need to hear it. πŸ™‚

That's a good atittude of yours. Me I never pay money for anything !!
You are SOOOO good-lookin!







(ok, I just lied about a compliment)
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Awwww, I don't care, that's music in my ears!!!! πŸ™‚
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@TheSag
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yaaaaah, yaaaaaaaaa, I have a best friend and a best female friend, I am popular, populaaar!!

2018 will be great!!! πŸ™‚

Image Not Found
No. You can only have one. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
Why can't I have 2? 😒

Image Not Found
Because I am selfish.

that gif didn't load


just a gif that illustrates my broken heart, nothing to worry about... 😒

you can't be that selfish, Firebunny and I have this bro connection going, like I know what he thinks when a model walks by his office when he is doing crunches and he knows what I think when.....well anyway what's the solution Smithy?
I guess you've chosen.

*runs away dramatically*


Well if I remember correctly, I was too OLD for being your best buddy friend anyway, right? 😑

I mean, right? 😒


I never said what you were too old for... Maybe I meant you're too old for teenage discos or kids water parks or... Trampolines.

Actually you're never too old for a trampoline.


I am definately not too old for teenage discos, where do you think I spend my weekends? 😑

I am scared of trampolines though...sometimes I have the 10 year old boys and girls jump first and then I retreat 😒


Trampolinophobiaβ€”? 😱😱

I can't be friends with a trampolinophobic anyway, so you're off the hook.

*sobs*


Fine leave, I have plenty of best friends!!!! 😑

But jumping from a 2 meter trampolin can be dangerous, you cold hearted irish wannabe best friend!!!!!! 😑
FINE.

I HAVE NOTHING MORE TO SAY ANYWAY


FINE!!!! 😑



me neither!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FINE!

STOP TRYIN TO GET THE LAST WORD

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I am not trying! 😑
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what's that supposed to mean?

Wannabe be my best friend too?

God I am so poluar πŸ™‚

yihhhha
THREE BEST FRIENDS?

OK IM DONE


He wants to see us fight over him, but we already know Bunny would win by sheer determination.
I never win anything 😧


You win the cutest profile pic!




Oh boy, thanks πŸ™„πŸ™„

Maybe you'd win if you had one.

Where is it? πŸ€”


Haha, someone doesn't like compliments!

I can be very embarrassing with them, but they're always true.

I'm too paranoid to put up my picture. I've been trying to think of a good profile pic. I associate people with theirs, so I know people will associate me with mine.
I like them, they just make me uncomfortable.

I should probably be paranoid too tbh. πŸ€”

A cute aminal pic, can't go wrong with the amininmals.


Okay, I am now a little ass.

Where do you enter your tagline?
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww, so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww πŸ™‚
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so carrying and soft etc? 😑


What's she carrying?


my heart! 😒

eeww, damn english language, I meant caring! 😑
It's ok. As long as she's not carrying your baby

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Please be realistic Smithy, Andrea Corr used to be fine but she is way too old for me now she could be my mom. πŸ™‚
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what's that supposed to mean?

Wannabe be my best friend too?

God I am so poluar πŸ™‚

yihhhha
THREE BEST FRIENDS?

OK IM DONE


He wants to see us fight over him, but we already know Bunny would win by sheer determination.
I never win anything 😧


You win the cutest profile pic!




Oh boy, thanks πŸ™„πŸ™„

Maybe you'd win if you had one.

Where is it? πŸ€”


Haha, someone doesn't like compliments!

I can be very embarrassing with them, but they're always true.

I'm too paranoid to put up my picture. I've been trying to think of a good profile pic. I associate people with theirs, so I know people will associate me with mine.
I like them, they just make me uncomfortable.

I should probably be paranoid too tbh. πŸ€”

A cute aminal pic, can't go wrong with the amininmals.


Okay, I am now a little ass.

Where do you enter your tagline?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww, so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww πŸ™‚
Stop, JR. You're making my ass blush. πŸ™‚
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That's what good old J.R. is good for. Charme is my 2nd name, Sue Ellen.

Yihhaa πŸ™‚
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Sexyttarius
@TheSag
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so carrying and soft etc? 😑


What's she carrying?


my heart! 😒

eeww, damn english language, I meant caring! 😑
It's ok. As long as she's not carrying your baby


Please be realistic Smithy, Andrea Corr used to be fine but she is way too old for me now she could be my mom. πŸ™‚
Sorry, I just assumed you were that old

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That's ok Smithy, no I am not old. I am just a little above 35, basically still a kid. πŸ™‚
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Sexyttarius
@TheSag
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so carrying and soft etc? 😑


What's she carrying?


my heart! 😒

eeww, damn english language, I meant caring! 😑
It's ok. As long as she's not carrying your baby


Please be realistic Smithy, Andrea Corr used to be fine but she is way too old for me now she could be my mom. πŸ™‚
Sorry, I just assumed you were that old


That's ok Smithy, no I am not old. I am just a little above 35, basically still a kid. πŸ™‚
35 and a half πŸ‘

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Ok, let's say 35,5. πŸ™‚
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what's that supposed to mean?

Wannabe be my best friend too?

God I am so poluar πŸ™‚

yihhhha
THREE BEST FRIENDS?

OK IM DONE


He wants to see us fight over him, but we already know Bunny would win by sheer determination.
I never win anything 😧


You win the cutest profile pic!




Oh boy, thanks πŸ™„πŸ™„

Maybe you'd win if you had one.

Where is it? πŸ€”


Haha, someone doesn't like compliments!

I can be very embarrassing with them, but they're always true.

I'm too paranoid to put up my picture. I've been trying to think of a good profile pic. I associate people with theirs, so I know people will associate me with mine.
I like them, they just make me uncomfortable.

I should probably be paranoid too tbh. πŸ€”

A cute aminal pic, can't go wrong with the amininmals.


Okay, I am now a little ass.

Where do you enter your tagline?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww, so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww πŸ™‚
Stop, JR. You're making my ass blush. πŸ™‚
That's what good old J.R. is good for. Charme is my 2nd name, Sue Ellen.

Yihhaa πŸ™‚
I refuse to be Sue Ellen. J.R. was always cheating on her. Who was J.R.'s bestie. Did he even have friends?
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Yeah, but she always came back to me, thhihihihi πŸ™‚

J.R.'s bestie? Someone who never betrays you and is always there for you

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