Things you do for love, eh? 😵👹👬💖

What a great way to potentially ruin your future career as a criminal psychologist by getting a felony assault charge on your stupid record. World, let that be a lesson to ya: never put your hands on someone I care about (even if we weren't fucking at the time), or I'll consider your life forfeit.

But hey, at least a certain blond blue-eyed muscle stud next door got his boyfriend back. I guess my stock is at quite the high now.



Baby baby I'm not crazy, I just wear my heart on my sleeve. I never think it over or say maybe, and that's just the trouble with me.

Ooops, sorry. I'm just thinking out loud. Carry on.



All good.