This is some disgustingly funny shit I just saw

Girl masturbated with egg tried to queef it out. I guess she did then hard boiled it put it in the fridge and her dad used it as egg salad omg. I saw this on my Facebook not to long ago.

Haha.

Eww. That's exactly why I don't eat at other people's homes. They'll be using all kinds of things to get themselves off & then return it back to the kitchen to resume real purpose. What if the carrot used in that coleslaw was up somebody's butt or vjj just a few hours ago? Gross

Posted by LilyTree
What does "queef" mean?

Farting from the female region.

Posted by LilyTree
What does "queef" mean?

When a vagina farts.

Posted by WaterCup
Eww. That's exactly why I don't eat at other people's homes. They'll be using all kinds of things to get themselves off & then return it back to the kitchen to resume real purpose. What if the carrot used in that coleslaw was up somebody's butt or vjj just a few hours ago? Gross

I will definitely have to rethink using peoples food or whatever. That's some sick shit.

Haha @feby16aqua.

Posted by frostey91

Posted by WaterCup
Eww. That's exactly why I don't eat at other people's homes. They'll be using all kinds of things to get themselves off & then return it back to the kitchen to resume real purpose. What if the carrot used in that coleslaw was up somebody's butt or vjj just a few hours ago? Gross

I will definitely have to rethink using peoples food or whatever. That's some sick shit.

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People are very nasty behind closed doors. I'm not even talking about sex but simple things like drinking directly from a juice/milk bottle in the fridge, etc. I also know some people who don't hesitate to wash their face & feet in the kitchen sink to prepare for prayer...these are friends of mine.

^ In a twisted sense, this picture would adequately describe queefing

Average vaginal/body core temp = 98 ??F

Boiling point = 212 ??F

Either the girl had a killer fever or I'm taking this thing way too seriously, lol.

No it didn't boil in there. It says she took it out. She was about to come supposedly, it got sucked in like a vaccum. She finally queefed it out or whatever, boiled it put it in the fridge etc.

😭 yes mam

And I also thought it cooked inside her. If what you are saying is more correct I guess she just found a new way to hard boil eggs, very energy efficient and environmentally friendly.

Haha. This so sick. I gonna go try and get the original

That's so sick

U would have to be so bored and didn't she say she did it around her period too?