Top 3 DXP Crushes

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Un petit pamplemousse
@SassyKiwi
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I'm surprised something like this hasn't been made yet given how much you all flirt with each other! We need to host something stupid like this because I'm sure those of you who have been on or lurking on DXP for more than a few weeks have at least come across one person whose personality you just wanted to squeeze or cuddle or some other weird shit.

Now I want to know what DXP's top 3 male and female crushes are (aka people who obviously spend too much time on here to even be considered relevant to crush on, c'mon it isn't all rainbows and unicorns).

So this is how it's going to work! I need one submission per person listing all your DXP past/current crushes within this past one month to now. You can either be bold and publicly post them, or send me a PM in confidence (because you don't know me and I don't know you plus I am trustworthy because my astrology placements say so).

Last Day to Submit: Sunday, November 15th, 1:00 PM EST
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@SassyKiwi
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Posted by Rambunctious76
Posted by SassyKiwi
Posted by calliope
this has been done.....49573907345 times.
@tiziani misinformed me 😢
i've been here 1.5 years and I've seen this topic, what 3-4 times already? (Not counting the ones I haven't seen).
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I think the search button is broken. 1.5 years is a lot in the internet world. Have you not come across any fresh meat that has tickled your soul?
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@SassyKiwi
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Posted by tiziani
Posted by elllesque
I'm actually not allowed to have dxp crushes anymore. They end very, very badly.

Keep them to yourself, folks!
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If there's any true statement on DXP it's this. Keep it secret, keep it safe.
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But but that's no fun 😢 Why allow yourself to mentally marry them or whatever people do if they have no mutual feelings, ya know? Drop them like flies!
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@SassyKiwi
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Posted by Rambunctious76
I have 3 dxp crushes - but I will only say their elements.

An air sign, a water sign (not Scorpio) and an earth sign (the biggest crush of them all, although not really a crush anymore).
Yeah I got over the crush for the earth sign person I initially had. I briefly had a crush on an air sign. Now it's just a water and a fire sign. I just think their posts are adorable and they seem like awesome people you'd want to get to know.
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Damnata
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Posted by Damnata
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Febs
Fisky
Exo
Elle (if she were 5 years younger)
Koniucha
Ram (cuz she likes butt stuff 😛 )
Nata
You forgot the woman you wived up. lol.
Huh?
Lillou?

Scorpio Men - No honor.
We never got married. She showed up in Alabama for a wedding. Haven't heard from her since.
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lmao, lost in translation.
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Damnata
@Damnata
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Posted by tiziani
Posted by GetMisted
Posted by Damnata
Posted by GetMisted
Posted by Damnata
Posted by GetMisted
Febs
Fisky
Exo
Elle (if she were 5 years younger)
Koniucha
Ram (cuz she likes butt stuff 😛 )
Nata
You forgot the woman you wived up. lol.
Huh?
Lillou?

Scorpio Men - No honor.
We never got married. She showed up in Alabama for a wedding. Haven't heard from her since.
what?
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low night, instigator?
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Damnata
@Damnata
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Posted by backtokemet
Posted by Damnata
Posted by backtokemet
why do I get the feeling you're trolling, Damnata ?
Idk, because I wasn't.

It was so accurate and eloquent at once.
it's reassuring to know you weren't .. I'll keep my fingers crossed ..
no need to wish me good luck because I know the law of attraction will bring her to DXP

deuces
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the law of attraction or a next failed relationship...failing so bad it gets you into searching birth charts and whatever went wrong based on that.

whichever comes first.
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Tinxy
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Posted by AndsAcquisitions
Posted by Tinxy
Posted by Rambunctious76
Posted by Tinxy
Really !?

How stupid. Dxp crush ?!

What's next ...

Don't judge, Scorpio.

it's just for shizz and giggles.
I know I know lol


Here I'll join in the shits and giggles


I want to wife up mr wang and spark him till he bleeds.
mr. dickson wang III?
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Yup Mr wonger Wang



Hate that dude so much I'd handcuff him to a post and whip his ass. Then rape him with a strap on.

No joke. I'd rip him a new one
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