Tubby is Awakened (Page 2)

Posted by everevolvingepithet
Like the bonfire, torch the snake !!
Probably everything else too, but just wanted to paint that picture in your heads 🙂

Haha :/

tbh, I still don't know what the fuck YOU talkin bout let alone the that !BITCH!

MaAaAaaaAan...FUCK traffic.

U know it's bad when u just turn yr truck off and start txting.

^ LOL Well at least you're doing things safely.

I agree. I hate that kind of traffic. I always have to pee! Never fails dude
Then I'm just screaming and cussing and giving people dirty looks...when it has nothing to do with them lol

Right now I feel like playing with my kitty and licking the glass...bored

Lol!

I heard people do that. A local radio station was taking calls from women who keep vibrators in their cars for when they're stuck in traffic.

Shit had me paranoid for months

I bought a rabbit once. It was pink and it took like 2-3 C batteries— So what got me was, why is this enjoyable? I mean, some plastic, non-man-member that makes a distracting noise in my cooterwooter doesn't really appeal to me. I am a taurus though so I like real, not fake.

I didn't know what to do with it afterward. I mean, I bought it ya know. I paid good money for it! But it's not like you can give it to a friend or donate it to the salvation army. Who wants a barely used one?...even if u warshes it? So, because I'm taurus, I kept it. It show up at the most random times too. Like when the cable man comes over and it's just sitting on top of the dresser like..."WHAT!?!"

Anyway, that's my toy story.

Wait...what is thread about again?

Lmao! I hate that.

I threw mine out they were getting all old and not working right. I like triple bagged them, because knowing my luck some stupid fucking cat or other weird garbage eating animal would get in the trash that day and shred my business all over the driveway for all to see :/

The rabbit sounds scary to me.

Plus there was a thread here about vibrators if I recall, and I'm pretty sure I'd have to agree that it would desensitize you in a way. Sounds a little...um....overkill? Idk Haha

You said "they." You had multiples? WTF is wrong with you?

Vibrating or not, just doesn't do it for me. Thus, lesbianism is off the table. 1, I'm not one of those bitches that refuses to be penetrated, 2, eeeeeewhew and 3, I'd feel dirty and lonely afterward.

The rabbit I had had these little prong things that were supposed to stimulated your button. It was like having a pair of buckteeth gnaw at it. Trust me, I was traumatized and I didn't go back for 2nds let alone get off on my first.

I had two. But they were small like little pocket rocket types.

LISTEN you're the freak here, not me 😛

My friend has Mars in Aries ...she loves the rabbit.

She WOULD

Right up her...erm....alley?

Uhm...what? So you carry around travel size dildos?

When the fuck do u need an emergency nut?

What the fuck is in your purse next to the super size tampons and ladies fullsize maxis?

Lol you neverrrr know

Since you want to go there, and are obviously really fascinated with my snatch, I can't wear super tampons. My crevice is too short I guess? Idk...all I know is they're too long they're uncomfortable for me, I can't sit. :/

I don't carry a purse. :/
I hate purses.

Fuck u!

Mars in Aries and I aint having it. Seriously, if it's not warm, hard and throbbin, I don't see the point. Like fucking a corpse. God, yep...you're sick.

Anyhoo...too many mechanics involved. Gotta hold the dong, touch yourself and focus at the same time? Fuck that. Everyone of my aries planets have already gone for ice cream

You're the sick one!!! Rabbit owner.

It is a Mars in Aries thing.
Lol

I'm not into cold plastic either...but you do what you gotta do in a jam lmao

He was in Iraq for a year! The fuckkk did you want me to do?

Shaving your legs wouldve taken up a good portion of that

Lol did you see the picture DXP chose for this thread under the hot topics??

I love DXP

Nah...will have to check it out when I get home.

And how is it a "hot topic?" Is that stupid ant cup pic still up? 😛

On a side note, nothing more fucked up than a sickly, dried up old COW...or would that be heffer...BULL?...bitch!

DXP likes you I think
& haha yuppp the ant cup is still up there I think.

Who's a dried up old cow?
Can you be more direct please I'm confused

but i was.

the dried up old heffer knows it's a dried up old heffer.

Posted by brianafay
Lol did you see the picture DXP chose for this thread under the hot topics??

I love DXP

i sawed it...

The Gem? I don't get it 😢

gem?

wtf!? fine! HEIFER! the correct spelling helps ya? this one has been rode hard i'm sure...so maybe old sad cow with dusty teets?

anyhoo, not important.

this is all an illusion anyway.

i need a nap

*waiting*

we are a bit of shit stirrers?

The rabbit is fun when your man is "driving" it..... otherwise that damn thing is too complicated to operate on your own. All those controls are a bit overwhelming... especially when ur trying to orgasm... I mean ffs.... I dont wanna concentrate that damn hard while having sex with myself!!

LLLTBL for you always a longeeeee never a shorteeeeeeeee

HEY Tubbs is the one that always wants to talk about people's va jays

Posted by james tate
LLLTBL for you always a longeeeee never a shorteeeeeeeee

😉

Posted by Television
BTW

this thread turned out a lil different than what I was expecting...

Just caught up and this thread turned out better than it started! 🙂

No more wasting time and energy over the manipulations of DXP's version of Heidi & Spencer Pratt.

Posted by tamara

Posted by Television
BTW

this thread turned out a lil different than what I was expecting...

Just caught up and this thread turned out better than it started! 🙂

No more wasting time and energy over the manipulations of DXP's version of Heidi & Spencer Pratt.

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What?

And those two are just plain sick btw!! someone should tell that midget man to shave that fluff! I know that sounds like a Prince thing to say but it's true.

Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
The rabbit is fun when your man is "driving" it..... otherwise that damn thing is too complicated to operate on your own. All those controls are a bit overwhelming... especially when ur trying to orgasm... I mean ffs.... I dont wanna concentrate that damn hard while having sex with myself!!

LL that's why the packet says you must have a minimum iq of 120 to operate it. Seriously No joke btw

Plus, on a side note, i don't think Mr tate can handle a women like LeoLady if her man has to "drive" a rabbit up it for something to happen...

Posted by AA

Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
The rabbit is fun when your man is "driving" it..... otherwise that damn thing is too complicated to operate on your own. All those controls are a bit overwhelming... especially when ur trying to orgasm... I mean ffs.... I dont wanna concentrate that damn hard while having sex with myself!!

LL that's why the packet says you must have a minimum iq of 120 to operate it. Seriously No joke btw

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If that was an attempt to degrade my intelligence.... I will have you know that an IQ of 120 is considered superior and only 6.7% o of the population posesses such a score

Therefore, since I do know HOW and CAN operate AND acheive orgasm while doing so... (which imo should add a few extra points to bell curve seeing that during orgasm there MUST be some momentary loss of brain function) I concur that I am a genius!!

Seriously... no joke btw! hehe

Posted by AA
Plus, on a side note, i don't think Mr tate can handle a women like LeoLady if her man has to "drive" a rabbit up it for something to happen...

Not many men can handle me AA....

Posted by AA
Plus, on a side note, i don't think Mr tate can handle a women like LeoLady if her man has to "drive" a rabbit up it for something to happen ...

Who said anything about it being a REQUIREMENT for something to happen here— Just wondering.

Posted by THEKingofLibra
Wait wait.. We talking about use of vibrating dildos on females? Strangely I am interested to know about this. Do women get emotionally attached to the object of their gratification? Miss it when they leave to work.. better yet.. carry it in their purse to keep it close and available at all time to satisfy some sort of control freak/possessive nature? Cmon Tauruses, I know you do, speak up!

It doesnt talk back... thats all I know. 😉

Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved

Posted by AA

Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
The rabbit is fun when your man is "driving" it..... otherwise that damn thing is too complicated to operate on your own. All those controls are a bit overwhelming... especially when ur trying to orgasm... I mean ffs.... I dont wanna concentrate that damn hard while having sex with myself!!

LL that's why the packet says you must have a minimum iq of 120 to operate it. Seriously No joke btw

If that was an attempt to degrade my intelligence.... I will have you know that an IQ of 120 is considered superior and only 6.7% o of the population posesses such a score

Therefore, since I do know HOW and CAN operate AND acheive orgasm while doing so... (which imo should add a few extra points to bell curve seeing that during orgasm there MUST be some momentary loss of brain function) I concur that I am a genius!!

Seriously... no joke btw! hehe

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haha.. that was good, tushay

certainly you mean touche'?

😉

Dont make me squeeze you!

Well LL as you know the rabbit is a very complex instrument that is specially designed to achieve specific results.

"Cmon Tauruses, I know you do, speak up!"

I like the real McCoy. And I hate carrying a purse.

he looks like a like doll lena bro

3:36 your online? Is it his hair lena? He has nice hair that flows in the wind.
didn't mean to anger you

pissed

tell me where you live lena282, let me teach you a lesson in going to bed on time.